Gay or Straight?

[kkstrong]

[22:28:28] <kkstrong> If I said there were only women on my team, does that mean im straight or gay?

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[22:31:35] <@AlliedEnvy> I think that means you're a lesbian, kk
[22:31:48] <kkstrong> Which would make me straight, no?
[22:31:50] <@AlliedEnvy> As, you'd be on the team.
[22:32:03] <@AlliedEnvy> It would make you gay and female.
[22:32:11] <kkstrong> If a man was a lesbian, would he not be straight
[22:32:23] <@AlliedEnvy> If a man was a lesbian, he would not be a man
[22:32:23] <kkstrong> Because as sure as I have a penis, I am a man...
[22:33:51] <~Tsukatu> So hey, nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

[22:40:13] <sidke> gah, this is a difficult question
[22:40:16] <sidke> i'd say gay, though

[22:40:24] <~Tsukatu> Yeah, we concluded that it means he's a lesbian, but I maintain that that's not at all bad.
[22:40:39] <~Tsukatu> He's still interested in girls, so he has his prorities straight, and that's all that matters.
[22:40:40] <sidke> kk doesn't have to be a girl
[22:40:47] <@AlliedEnvy> He's on the team
[22:40:50] <sidke> he could be the coach, for all we know

What's the damned answer?

[smartalco]

<Tsukatu> Yeah, we were applying the baseball metaphor to his success within his ballet class of ballerinas because that's what they are.
<smartalco> so he is going for a home run?
<smartalco> or is he just trying to steal first base
<smartalco> kkstrong, are you more of a pitcher or a catcher
<kkstrong> smartalco, definately the pitcher
<smartalco> so you're the dude on bottom most of the time

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

My take:

22:32 <~Tsukatu> Like... I was a hot, single guy doing theater at one point, which my female... co-actors (?) said meant I was gay. But since I was into chicks, what's gay and into chicks? Lesbians.
22:33 <~Tsukatu> So I was a lesbian.
22:33 <~Tsukatu> I almost talked them into letting me use the girl's changing room with that excuse.
22:33 <~Tsukatu> So hey, nothing wrong with being a lesbian.
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22:40 <~Tsukatu> Yeah, we concluded that it means he's a lesbian, but I maintain that that's not at all bad.
22:40 <~Tsukatu> He's still interested in girls, so he has his prorities straight, and that's all that matters.
22:40 <@AlliedEnvy> He's on the team
22:40 < sidke> he could be the coach, for all we know
22:41 <~Tsukatu> Yeah, but he's also working against its interests. He's like a double agent. Or more appropriately, an infiltrator.
22:42 <~Tsukatu> Sure, a casual observer would see that he's working with them against a common enemy, but he's also trying to *unite* (;D) with them despite the efforts of a common enemy.

[noops]

Ahahahaha, judging by Suki's definition of lesbian, I totally am one.

[Donfuy]

Well, if a guy is gay, *and* likes chicks, then he's bisexual.

Also, that original question has no real point. Being on a girl's team little says about your sexual orientation *cough* *cough*.