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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.11.08 (19:50)

Something Pleiadians something something lizard people tsunami something!!
EMP's on November 6th! SSS, Hitler, and the Pope wears red shoes to protect himself from Satan!

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Postby Tanner » 2010.11.08 (20:09)

EARTH IS SIMULTANEOUS FOUR DAY FOUR SIDE TIMECUBE
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Postby scythe » 2010.11.08 (20:17)

There's a forum out there full of meth-heads, where the "Zeitgeist" movie is a sticky, labeled a "must see". It's not totally out of character for them, because, being on meth, they are of course paranoid, and probably hearing voices.

But if you're not on meth, and you believe Zeitgeist, or the whole reptilian shapeshifter thing, you're a moron.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.11.08 (20:49)

If you are on meth, however, Brilliant!
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Postby otters~1 » 2010.11.09 (04:52)

Angels are going to kill the Pope to get those red shoes.
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Postby capt_weasle » 2010.11.09 (05:10)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:EMP's on November 6th!
Quick! Someone get Sam Fisher on the line!
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Postby Combo Bustperson » 2010.11.10 (05:58)

i don't even? but. what?
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.11.10 (09:02)

Pleiadians shot down the ICBM fired from Los Angeles because they will only allow missile attacks against satellites.
In negative four days, a massive EMP strike will cut power to most first-world countries, and it will take us half a year to recover from it.

Pleiadians, you guys! Pleiadians! :o
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Postby fawk » 2010.11.10 (16:29)

Molar-fucking thorax wrote:Angels are going to kill the Pope to get those red shoes.
Unlikely. Angels will be more likely to go for sandals and small scooters.
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Postby Tanner » 2010.11.10 (16:35)

fawk wrote:
Molar-fucking thorax wrote:Angels are going to kill the Pope to get those red shoes.
Unlikely. Angels will be more likely to go for sandals and small scooters.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2010.11.10 (17:37)

Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--
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Postby squibbles » 2010.11.10 (18:34)

Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--
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I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby smartalco » 2010.11.10 (19:44)

Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--
And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.

The whole predicting a solar-flare thing just makes me think of the horrible Nicholas Cage movie Knowing.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.11.10 (21:18)

smartalco wrote:
Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--
And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.

The whole predicting a solar-flare thing just makes me think of the horrible Nicholas Cage movie Knowing.
While I (and Roger Ebert) disagree with you about the brilliance of Knowing, I will say this: That's UN Goodwill Ambassador for Global Justice Nicolas Cage, to you, ser.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.11.11 (07:02)

smartalco wrote:
Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--
And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.
It was just a weather balloon carried up by swamp gas.
Move along, citizen.
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Postby noops » 2010.11.16 (18:57)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:
smartalco wrote:
Spawn of Yanni wrote:Haha, what an idiot - she was one day late with her prediction.

Wait--
And if you read the last two lines of the article, they basically said it was probably a commercial aircraft.
It was just a weather balloon carried up by swamp gas.
Move along, citizen.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2011.03.19 (16:04)

That woman is making fun of my dirty bombs...I'm highly offended by her meth-induced gesture. Heh, I didn't realize how old this was, oh well, it still stands that this bitch is crazy.
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