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Postby Zephyr » 2010.10.06 (13:34)

If any of you guys have unwanted hatless, stove pipes, mining lights, etc just send me a PM and I will buy them off you.
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.

As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.

Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.

Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.

Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.


Yeah, I use plastic.

Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!

Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY

Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.

KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.

Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee

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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz :D
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.06 (20:30)

Got my L4D2 items. Not that wonderful tbh.

As they cannot be traded I may craft them... anyone else going to craft them?
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.06 (20:53)

a happy song wrote:Got my L4D2 items. Not that wonderful tbh.

As they cannot be traded I may craft them... anyone else going to craft them?


L4D2 items?
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Postby T3chno » 2010.10.06 (20:58)

a happy song wrote:Got my L4D2 items. Not that wonderful tbh.

As they cannot be traded I may craft them... anyone else going to craft them?


If you mean Bill's Hat, I'll give you an engineer's cap for it. :x
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.06 (21:04)

Techno wrote:
a happy song wrote:Got my L4D2 items. Not that wonderful tbh.

As they cannot be traded I may craft them... anyone else going to craft them?


If you mean Bill's Hat, I'll give you an engineer's cap for it. :x



I'll try that!
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Postby smartalco » 2010.10.06 (21:50)

As of today, if you own L4D2 (and possibly L4D actually), or buy it before Thursday, you get Ellis's Cap and the Frying Pan in TF2. That is what happy up there is talking about.
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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.06 (22:22)

You need to own L4D2, or Buy L4D2, or be gifted L4D2.

You then get these two items: http://www.l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=4438
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Postby heatwave » 2010.10.06 (22:45)

So, the frying pan is for the soldier?
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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.07 (07:01)

Pan is for solly and demo only. It's also a downgrade of their best, so it seems a little pointless.

On a brighter note: http://www.tf2items.com/id/wilderness

After another successful couple of hours of trading I now own:

v.Yellow Belt
v.Hound Dog
v.Kabuto
v.Ze Goggles
v.Demo Fro
v.Safe'N'Sound

Only three more hats and I can start playing TF2 again! :p
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.07 (14:33)

Mann Co. Cap... WHY DID YOU PAY MONEY


Edit: are you trading the crate? :3
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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.07 (15:13)

Don't start down that road, it's long and dark there are no lights and some guy's standing behind a dumpster with his hands doing something dubious.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.07 (15:48)

a happy song wrote:Don't start down that road, it's long and dark there are no lights and some guy's standing behind a dumpster with his hands doing something dubious.

Crate is 4trade.



Was that a Mulholland Dr. reference?

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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.07 (16:13)

=w= wrote:
a happy song wrote:Don't start down that road, it's long and dark there are no lights and some guy's standing behind a dumpster with his hands doing something dubious.

Crate is 4trade.



Was that a Mulholland Dr. reference?

http://www.tf2items.com/id/SlappyMcGee any of this humble bag for a crate p'raps


That scene scares the hell out of me. ;_;

I'm about the trade my crate for a name-tag, but /when/ I get another you can have it for nothings.

PS - You could trade that Bill's hat for a few very nice v.hats if you ever wanted to. They seem to be quite popular.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.07 (20:57)

a happy song wrote:
=w= wrote:
a happy song wrote:Don't start down that road, it's long and dark there are no lights and some guy's standing behind a dumpster with his hands doing something dubious.

Crate is 4trade.



Was that a Mulholland Dr. reference?

http://www.tf2items.com/id/SlappyMcGee any of this humble bag for a crate p'raps


That scene scares the hell out of me. ;_;

I'm about the trade my crate for a name-tag, but /when/ I get another you can have it for nothings.

PS - You could trade that Bill's hat for a few very nice v.hats if you ever wanted to. They seem to be quite popular.


I don't care for it, and would drop it like nothing.
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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.10.08 (10:36)

I painted my Master's Yellow Belt with gold paint. It's really yellow now.

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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2010.10.08 (13:42)

These pictures are oversized.
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Postby a happy song » 2010.10.08 (23:07)

You can now craft set bonus hats.

4x Refined and 1 Poly item.
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Postby heatwave » 2010.10.09 (23:27)

Has this been happening to anyone else? Sometimes when I play as scout my stun-ball doesn't show up, even though the meter is full.

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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.10.10 (07:19)

Hm. Try switching weapons, then switching back. A lot of people are having problems with some of the weapons right now, i.e. the reload animation on the Pyro shotgun won't stop until you shoot or switch weapons.

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Postby heatwave » 2010.10.10 (15:57)

Nope. Doesn't fix it.
Returning to a supply cabinet doesn't work either.

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Postby bufar » 2010.10.11 (06:15)

I took Techno's fish name and ran with it:
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Yes, it's supposed to look like a childish scribble.

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Postby Chase » 2010.10.15 (14:42)

So, I love the fish.

I've ended up with 3 hats this week, a Prussian Prickelhaube (Craft) which I gave to a hatless friend who mains Medic, a Chieftain's Challenge from a crate, then an Old Guadalajara from the crate after that. So 2 hats from 2 crates in a row.

All I need now is a Spy hat, any offers, I have a Stainless Pot for trade.

Also I have the GRU, Degreaser and Vita-Saw for trade, want Powerjack, Bushwacka and Mad Milk preferably.

Also Yahoozy, from those images, do you have HDR and Bloom on? I never turned Bloom on because in CS:S I would get blinded if I looked in certain areas.
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Postby  yahoozy » 2010.10.15 (16:04)

Haha, they're not my screenshots. They were taken by a friend. I use DirectX 8.1, all my settings are lowest, and I have an FPS config. that lowers the graphic power even more.

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2010.10.15 (18:03)

Yahoozy wrote:I use DirectX 8.1

wat
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Postby T3chno » 2010.10.15 (18:11)

T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:
Yahoozy wrote:I use DirectX 8.1

wat


It's got some shinier effects from DX 8, and doesn't actually use a whole lot more than juice DX8.
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