Shank The Person Above You

[Awesome67]

Here's how it goes: you come up with some unforgiving object, whether worldly or of your own imagination, and describe how you kill the person above you in the most epic fashion possible.

These objects are not allowed:
Pants
Humans/human organs
Bacteria
Music

Have fun.

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Here's an example:

I took my thumb nail and sharpened a plastic spoon. Then I cut Mr. Awesome up, knocked him out and staked him to the ground next to a fire ant hill. Then smeared his face with assorted sticky candies and left him there with a camera on him allowing computer audiences with sick minds watch and check up on the corpse whenever they weren't busy kicking small animals and cutting themselves.

I know I'd so get busted for this, but I thought I'd send it to you for your pleasure.

Quote courtesy of chocollama.

[a happy song]

Use the edit button. Don't double post. *fixed*

And how about you start us off with an example?

Kill me!

[29403]

This is too similar.

http://forum.droni.es/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=831

[Awesome67]

atob, I already gave an example on the first post.

[unoriginal name]

This is one of the worst threads I've ever seen.