Conspiracy Theories

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Postby shomman » 2015.01.13 (04:33)

Hi all,
On the N2 Forums there was a thread about Conspiracy Theories that people had.
Post any that you come up with here :)
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Postby XandoToaster » 2015.01.25 (02:24)

M&R developed an intelligent drone to kill as many ninjas as possible. The drone was designed to figure out the best method for accomplishing this. This drone decided that the best method would be to disguise itself as an incredible player, and it would destroy the motivation of everybody else. This drone's name is EddyMataGallos.
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Postby XandoToaster » 2015.08.08 (07:39)

XandoToaster is actually just a chimp that was put in front of a keyboard as part of an experiment. He has been punching random letters this entire time, and has coincidentally been typing completely coherent sentences.

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Postby shomman » 2015.10.29 (04:14)

Eddy was created when Kryx-orange chimneyed so fast that the ninja flew out of the screen and entered into real life. Kryx-orange then retired due to the fact that his ninja had disappeared, and Eddy, as a true ninja, then began to dominate all of N.

(old theory from n2 thread)
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Postby XandoToaster » 2015.10.29 (04:29)

tktktk was one of the game's all-time greats. But tragedy struck in 2006 when he broke his hands while testing a new jumping technique. Unable to play everyone's favorite game, he ran away from the world, unsure of what his life would become without N. However, when he heard about the release of Nv2, he returned to mapping under the new name, THUNDER.
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Postby Losttortuga » 2015.10.31 (00:09)

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Postby shomman » 2015.11.03 (06:33)

They aren't meant to be realistic.
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Postby EddyMataGallos » 2015.11.13 (01:46)

Interestingly, tk did make some new maps recently for BLUR 5, quite enjoyable.
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Hi, im Eddy, a Spanish highscorer and current Grandmaster of N. I've been playing N since 2006, I beat it on the 8th September 2008, and NReality later too. Started intermittently highscoring Metanet in 2010, although serious highscoring started in late 2011.

Current Stats
• Completed N on 8th Sept. 2008
• Completed NReality on 24th Dec. 2010
0th Place on Metanet 0th Rankings with 443 0ths.
0th Place on Metanet Top20 Rankings with 599 Scores.
0th Place on Metanet Top10 Rankings with 599 Scores.
1st Place on Metanet Top5 Rankings with 595 Scores.
0th Place on Metanet Level 0th Rankings with 361 0ths.
0th Place on Metanet Episode 0th Rankings with 82 0ths.
0th Place on Metanet Total Level Score: 72142.900 (20:02:22.900)
0th Place on Metanet Total Episode Score: 35669.900 (09:54:29.900)
0th Place on Metanet Total Point Rankings with 11669 Points.
0th Place in NReality 0th Rankings with 235 0ths.
0th Place for a grand total of 676 Total 0ths.
• Winner of some contests (BUST, 100, 9000, Bounty Hunters, SOAST) and of some rounds of some contests (ROPP, NErratic, Red Ball, NReality Team Arena)

{Info as of 01/Feb/2015} The info may be outdated.

Achievements
• 6th highscorer to reach 100 Metanet 0ths
• 4th highscorer to reach 200 Metanet 0ths
• 1st and only highscorer to reach 300 Metanet 0ths
• 1st and only highscorer to reach 400 Metanet 0ths
• 8th ever Grandmaster
• 2nd* highscorer to reach 599 top-20 Scores
• 1st highscorer to reach 599 top-10 Scores
• 10th highscorer to reach 70k Level Score
• 5th highscorer to reach 71k Level Score
• 2nd highscorer to reach 71.5k Level Score
• 1st highscorer to reach 72k Level Score

Relevant Dates
• First 0th: 31-3 on 04/Oct/10
• Reached 100 Metanet 0ths on 25/Feb/12
• Reached 200 Metanet 0ths on 30/Sep/12
• Reached 300 Metanet 0ths on 16/Mar/13
• Reached 400 Metanet 0ths on 04/Sept/14
• Reached highest amount of 0ths on Jan/2013
• Became the Grandmaster on 12/Apr/2012
• Reached 70k Level Score on 25/Dec/11
• Reached 71k Level Score on 13/Jan/11
• Reached 71.5k Level Score on 01/Aug/12
• Reached 72k Level Score on 04/Jul/14
• Completed N 1.4 on 08/Sept/08
• Completed NReality on 24/Dec/10
• Reached 100 NReality 0ths on Oct/2011
• Reached 200 NReality 0ths on Nov/2011
• Reached 100 Top-20 Scores on Aug/10
• Reached 200 Top-20 Scores on Nov/11
• Reached 300 Top-20 Scores on Nov/11
• Reached 400 Top-20 Scores on Dec/11
• Reached 500 Top-20 Scores on Jan/12
• Reached 599 Top-20 Scores on 04/Apr/12
• Reached 599 Top-10 Scores on 18/Nov/12

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