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Hi all,
On the N2 Forums there was a thread about Conspiracy Theories that people had.
Post any that you come up with here :)

M&R developed an intelligent drone to kill as many ninjas as possible. The drone was designed to figure out the best method for accomplishing this. This drone decided that the best method would be to disguise itself as an incredible player, and it would destroy the motivation of everybody else. This drone's name is EddyMataGallos.

XandoToaster is actually just a chimp that was put in front of a keyboard as part of an experiment. He has been punching random letters this entire time, and has coincidentally been typing completely coherent sentences.

As one of the greats once wrote, "It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times."

Eddy was created when Kryx-orange chimneyed so fast that the ninja flew out of the screen and entered into real life. Kryx-orange then retired due to the fact that his ninja had disappeared, and Eddy, as a true ninja, then began to dominate all of N.

(old theory from n2 thread)

tktktk was one of the game's all-time greats. But tragedy struck in 2006 when he broke his hands while testing a new jumping technique. Unable to play everyone's favorite game, he ran away from the world, unsure of what his life would become without N. However, when he heard about the release of Nv2, he returned to mapping under the new name, THUNDER.

doubtful

They aren't meant to be realistic.

Interestingly, tk did make some new maps recently for BLUR 5, quite enjoyable.