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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.04.21 (22:55)

turn off the alarm clock.

Never give...
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Postby wayofn » 2010.04.21 (23:34)

clams snipers.



A bird in the hand is...
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Postby DarkN » 2010.04.22 (15:29)

suffocating.

Everything happens...
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Do not be that giant treadmill that feeds donuts to the hell troll.
~SlappyMcGee

There really isn't any more I can say other than awesome vine-swinging bunny is awesome.
~Ignate

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT SON. YOU JUST GOT TIZZOLD, SLIPPY MAC ADDICT GEE.
~Ampersand

Clearly we need to run a campaign in schools to educate teens on the many benefits of homosexuality.
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Okay guys, please speak up now if you /are/ a paedophile. I promise I won't laugh.
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By a complete fluke, God created the universe, and all within it.
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Postby aids » 2010.04.22 (23:37)

...in bed.

Look before you...
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2010.04.25 (06:07)

jump off a building

One cannot hide...

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Postby Leonidas » 2013.04.16 (21:33)

...behind a dead bush.


Don't judge a book...
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Postby Universezero » 2013.04.18 (11:22)

...by its movie.

A Lannister always...
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Postby ChrisE » 2013.05.29 (11:28)

flushes the toilet.

If you can't say something nice...
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Postby Universezero » 2013.05.30 (00:31)

then say the most awful thing you can.

When in doubt...
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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.05.30 (18:56)

...Destroy the world.

Never trust...
DON'T PHUCK WITH THE PHARAOH

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Postby Blue_rocks » 2013.06.01 (21:39)

A Ginger.

Count your..

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.06.04 (18:52)

...STDs before you fuck.

Decide quickly, or face the...
DON'T PHUCK WITH THE PHARAOH


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