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Postby aids » 2009.01.29 (04:11)

ride your bike and I'll stand on the pegs.


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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.29 (04:42)

s***

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the old man went to bed and _____ his head...
YAR HAR!
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Postby Mae » 2009.01.29 (10:58)

amputated

You can bring a horse to the water...

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Postby Rose » 2009.01.29 (15:14)

but not to a tree.

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Postby Riobe » 2009.01.29 (20:45)

always found in bed.

Once a ___, always a...
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Postby Pikman » 2009.01.29 (21:46)

loser; fool.

Proverbs are of the utmost...

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Postby sheganican » 2009.01.29 (22:31)

poo poo

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Postby Riobe » 2009.01.29 (22:40)

casket.

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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.29 (23:43)

media.


there is no place like _____ for the...
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Postby sheganican » 2009.01.30 (04:44)

poo; poo

a rolling stone gathers no...



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Postby Riobe » 2009.01.30 (12:18)

poo poo.

Once a ___, always a ___
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.30 (15:44)

(n) eganic; poo poo
why is everyone using my ___ in the middle of the proverb trick????

AND THE OLD MAN SAYS:

"Where there is no _____ there is no eganic."
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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.30 (15:47)

and another one to answer:

what's good for the _____ is good for the...
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Postby MattKestrel » 2009.01.30 (16:29)

What's good for the mice is good for the cat?

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Postby Rose » 2009.01.30 (16:32)

rich.

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Postby blackbelmoral » 2009.01.30 (16:33)

winners...

every patient is a ______ after his...
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Postby ChrisE » 2009.04.11 (20:50)

Every patient is a sturgeon, after his tea. Lame...

Two birds in the hand...
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Postby aids » 2009.04.13 (18:34)

...flock together.

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Postby Seneschal » 2009.04.13 (19:00)

...bad wishes would be "nightMARES".
God that's an awful pun.

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Postby MattKestrel » 2009.04.13 (21:38)

Mintnut scorned. ^_^

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Postby Neil_Bryan » 2009.04.29 (03:43)

...sing in the Singing Bee. (Those who don't know this it's a game show where you sing.)

Thou shall not...

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Postby Seneschal » 2009.05.05 (17:38)

...complete a proverb started by someone else.
...wait, what?
>.<

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Postby ChrisE » 2010.01.31 (16:12)

lives a happy little leprechaun who, on his days off, knits lovely jumpers with pictures of muffins on.

With ____ like these...
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Postby wayofn » 2010.04.21 (14:14)

with muffins like these the world will blow up


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Postby Scrivener » 2010.04.21 (22:12)

...hands in a working toaster

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