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Postby lukesv » 2011.05.02 (04:41)

Slugs have much water.

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Postby Rose » 2011.05.02 (04:52)

I'm pretty sure you have to get the key to downstairs from Gourmet Guy, and then have Twink read you the instructions.

5?
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Postby chocollama » 2011.06.23 (16:17)

Yep, 5.

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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2011.06.23 (20:15)

Because he knows, he knows.

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Postby lukesv » 2011.06.24 (04:02)

Because you are fat.

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Postby Universezero » 2011.06.25 (04:21)

lukesv wrote:Because you are fat.

What is your favorite flower?

Should it be because they -aren't- fat?

Also, roses.

Why do they make Coke Zero -and- Diet Coke?
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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2011.06.25 (06:23)

Because they couldn't decide between two different logos for the cans.

Why is my green dragon bigger than my red?

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Postby Universezero » 2011.06.25 (12:59)

Same reason white iPhones are bigger than the black ones.

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Postby Apakenua » 2011.06.27 (16:43)

Another question?

Why doesn't it matter who's wrong and who's right, as long as you beat it?
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Postby im_bad_at_n » 2011.06.27 (22:12)

Because it's wrong if the right person wins and wrong if the wrong person wins. Therefore satisfication.

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Postby scythe » 2011.06.28 (02:25)

The Tao which can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.

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Postby mediate » 2011.06.28 (02:31)

Everything. It seemed to be empty when I last checked.

Why do I even bother?

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Postby Rhekatou » 2011.06.28 (02:42)

Because it gives you a meaningless sense of hope so you will forever continue to try to achieve social transcendance.

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.06.28 (02:45)

Because you always find the clitoris.

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Postby scythe » 2011.06.28 (02:59)

They're trying to sell me shit.

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Postby 999_Springs » 2011.10.12 (16:11)

Grapefruit.

You're stuck in a room, where the door is locked on the outside and you have no chance of breaking through it or the walls or the ceiling. There are no gaps through the walls. You have a laptop with 6 minutes of battery power left and no charger, a cake, an IKEA pencil, a wetsuit, a coathanger, 7 socks, and a large rhubarb. The rhubarb is poisonous, the socks give off a revolting smell if you get too close, the coathanger has had the hook removed, the wetsuit comes from BHS (this means that it gets smaller instantly on contact with water), the IKEA pencil... well... comes from IKEA, the cake is a lie, and the laptop has just started downloading 200 MB of Windows Updates in the background without your permission and you don't have admin rights to stop it and so it will be unresponsive to anything you try and get it to do until it finishes downloading. Why am I typing all this stuff when I have work to do right now?
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Postby aids » 2011.10.12 (16:37)

All that is irrelevant since you are a sandwich.

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Postby lukesv » 2011.10.13 (03:49)

They're locked in my basement.

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Postby Apakenua » 2011.10.13 (19:51)

They're lockedin my basement.

Who is Mr. Ed?
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Postby Universezero » 2011.10.19 (09:46)

I mred the day that I meet Mr Ed.

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Postby Paradox » 2011.11.09 (04:27)

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Will a piranha eat a living octopus if it's the only thing that will save its life willard?
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Postby Apakenua » 2011.11.09 (17:44)

If it has it's pants off.

wubwubwubwubwub?
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Postby ENT474 » 2011.11.10 (02:04)

When pirahnas eat living octopi.
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Postby Universezero » 2011.11.12 (03:42)

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Postby aids » 2011.11.12 (03:59)

yportne

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