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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.08.10 (12:43)

That depends if they are uttering of defeat

If there is universezero, where is universenegativeone?
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Postby 999_Springs » 2010.08.10 (16:18)

In opposite land.

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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.14 (12:04)

Probably one, because they have a short attention span.

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Postby Rose » 2010.08.21 (14:43)

By looking it up on the internet.

I shoved a dandelion up my nose and it caused me to sneeze. Why is this?
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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.22 (02:21)

Because dandelions have a high pepper content.

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.08.22 (02:51)

Cos it isn't easy eating fruit plated with armor. Fruit don't like being eaten to death, silly.

There is a pencil in the dirt. Why is this?
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2. Back up your reasoning with information from other sources.
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6. This must be hand-written.
7. You can ignore step 5, but then its your funeral if you fail.
8. Have it done by Monday.
9.This list is to long.
10. And above all, do/don't have fun!!

GO!!
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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.22 (06:56)

a 2000 word essay

Why does BluePretzel make outrageous requests in the Pie Forum?
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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.09.10 (07:19)

If he didn't, he would not be outraged.He would be in his rage.

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Postby 999_Springs » 2010.10.25 (23:06)

Yes. In particular, beware of those flying blobfish that will attack you when in the middle of your voyage miles away from civilisation. Those flying blobfish have been known to viciously attack people AND make them permanently uglier too after the attack, so be warned.

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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.26 (01:20)

It'd be the most successful video on YouTube since Justin Bieber's 'Baby'.

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Postby aerodynamic » 2010.11.12 (02:34)

Turn them into a flea, put that flea in a box, put that box in another box, then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives, smash it with a hammer.

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.11.16 (06:54)

M-I-S-H-P-H-E-G-H-J-K-T-Q-W-R-E-F-T-Y-L-D-D.

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Postby Universezero » 2010.11.17 (00:06)

It's a load-bearing thumbtack.

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Postby ska » 2010.12.21 (01:54)

Because there is a drastic lacking of Chuck Norris.

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Postby sidke » 2010.12.21 (04:41)

photoshop smudge tool does that

why is metanet as a whole lacking in mental acuity
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Postby chocollama » 2010.12.22 (19:06)

because un-lacking would take away the fun of it all.

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Postby Sunset » 2010.12.27 (15:15)

n*gga hold that (WHAT)

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Postby Universezero » 2010.12.28 (00:10)

Because they're only mean to twats.

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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2010.12.30 (06:42)

You can't be Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple.

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Postby Sunset » 2010.12.31 (00:27)

with Osama Bin Laden

why is this a question?

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.12.31 (11:43)

Because that's been asked before.

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Postby Sunset » 2011.01.04 (21:42)

Because SA never existed.

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Postby BluePretzel » 2011.01.07 (01:01)

By stealing power from your brain. Mine iPod does those also. Is not change every think however.

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Postby Universezero » 2011.01.10 (05:35)

Because you insulted it, and it got buuurrrrnnned.

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Postby Sunset » 2011.01.11 (00:33)

Because you lit my fire.

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