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Postby Apakenua » 2011.11.15 (00:45)

Wouldn't we all depend on it?

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Postby Vanquish » 2013.01.06 (12:00)

because of dipping sauce.

why is it that if you blow in a dog's face it hates it, but when you take them for a drive they stick their head out the window?

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Postby 999_Springs » 2013.01.11 (23:33)

Because dogs are, by their nature, illogical.

You're playing poker with a tiger, a giraffe, a moose, a zebra, and a hamster. You're holding Kh Qc and the flop is Ah 3h 10h. The tiger begins looking around as if to see whether anyone's invading its personal space, and casually checks. The giraffe is trying to use its height to cheat, but with limited success, and bets the minimum. The moose shakes its head and folds. The zebra laughs up to the face of the giraffe and raises to 2x minimum. The hamster spends a very long time staring directly at you as if to creep you out or something, and raises to 4x. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
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Postby mediate » 2013.01.12 (06:42)

I've got a shotgun. *BOOM*

Where did I get this shotgun from?

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Postby lfaber » 2013.01.29 (17:51)

You didn't have a shotgun, shotguns don't exist anymore.

Do chickens have anal sex?
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Postby zoasBE » 2013.05.08 (23:52)

No, chickens prefer classic sex with me.

Do you have sex with chickens?

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.05.10 (12:07)

Can't say whether I do or don't.

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.05.10 (12:18)

It was me, and I have no regrets.

Why did I answer my own question?
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Postby zoasBE » 2013.05.10 (15:13)

Because you do not have any friend.

How many girls have you met online you've had sex with they?

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Postby Leonidas » 2013.05.10 (23:09)

The number of girls is equal to the amount of times it will take for you to use an objective pronoun correctly lol :P

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.05.13 (12:06)

No thank you.

Why does mario collect rings?
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Postby LegendaryFruitJuice » 2013.05.13 (12:09)

For the same reason Sonic collects coins.

What's that smell?

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Postby Blue_rocks » 2013.06.04 (12:05)

Protein.

Do you even lift, bro?

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Postby Universezero » 2013.06.05 (02:48)

Yes.

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Postby Leonidas » 2013.06.05 (12:25)

Sorry, I don't think your mother would approve.

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Postby Blue_rocks » 2013.06.07 (01:09)

123leonidas321 wrote:Sorry, I don't think your mother would approve.

How many Lima Beans y'all got?


The question isn't how many Lima Beans we got, the question is how many Lima Beans we've eaten.

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.06.07 (17:14)

Sonic drowned, and that's that.

Why so serious?
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Postby paTE » 2013.06.14 (05:06)

springboards are held by ninja mucus.
Why this post getting replies?
<sigh!>

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Postby 999_Springs » 2013.06.15 (19:51)

Because enough people are bored that they are replying to this.

You're on Deal Or No Deal. You've rejected every offer the Banker has made so far, and you're down to the last 5 boxes/suitcases/whatever. They contain: 800 kilos of baked beans; 2750 pairs of socks; an avocado; a brand new Porsche with no wheels; and a 30m long inflatable obstacle course. The Banker's offer is £1400. Deal Or No Deal?

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.06.17 (12:07)

Take the deal and steal everything.

FUCK?
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Postby 999_Springs » 2013.08.13 (20:04)

off.


Under what circumstances would you find it funny if a friend randomly decided to shove you fully clothed into a swimming pool for absolutely no reason at all?

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2013.08.14 (01:54)

None.

Is it ok to play the Sims and trap an entire family in a bedroom so the children can watch their parents have sex?
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Postby 29403 » 2013.08.15 (16:18)

If it makes them happy.

Is one of my levels in N2.0? I can't be bothered to unlock the secret column...
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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.08.21 (19:53)

Actaully, yes. column b7-0, "Square Beach". Please disregard the fact that this is not a dumb answer.

Can I be instantly accepted into a collab group?
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Postby 999_Springs » 2013.11.26 (22:11)

Only if you're a potato. If you're unsure about this, you may need to take a deterministic test to see if you are indeed a potato and therefore eligible for acceptance into a collab group. If misfortune strikes you and it turns out that you are not a potato, you may need to consider altering your current lifestyle by devoting more time to potato appreciation, which may require a lifetime of immense dedication and study, so that you will be more likely to be reincarnated as a potato in a future life, thereby being accepted into a collab group before they all die out.

How much money would I have to pay you upfront, so that, for every meal you eat within the next year, you must eat all the food in alphabetical order (for example, asparagus then chicken then rice)? If you ever make one mistake, you must refund all the money back to me. However, the rule does not apply to separating each ingredient in sandwiches, pizzas, etc, and eating them separately.

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