Knock Knock Jokes!!

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Postby Slick » 2009.03.16 (19:01)

You know.,Make Joke..
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.03.20 (21:11)

lols very funny,

let me try../
you could have been

out hear..., its raining cream corn.!


LOL!
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Postby 29403 » 2009.03.20 (21:13)

Knock Knock?

Who is it?

Yaz.

Yaz who?

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Postby lord_day » 2009.03.20 (21:13)

Ok, I have a really good knock knock joke. Someone start it off.
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Postby blackson » 2009.03.20 (21:26)

Knock Knock.

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Postby lord_day » 2009.03.20 (21:30)

Who's there?
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Postby blackson » 2009.03.20 (21:34)

Wait...

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.03.20 (21:35)

Wait... who?
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Postby Tunco » 2009.03.22 (12:45)

Mr.I don't like to wait.
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Postby Gloves » 2012.04.15 (16:26)

I am sharing one of them here:

Knock knock
Who is there?
Elephant
Elephant, Who?
Have come for play football

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Postby Universezero » 2012.04.16 (00:54)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The unholy demon corpse of Hades here to rape your entire family until their cries of agony cause you to kill yourself by putting a chainsaw through your lower intestines.
Sorry, no Vyacheslavs please.
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Postby  yahoozy » 2012.04.16 (01:39)

Knock knock
Who is there?
Jean-Claude Van Damme, whom you may know for his portrayal of Chance Boudreaux in "Hard Target"
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Who?
Have come for play football

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Postby Sunset » 2012.04.18 (01:43)

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
Gestapo
"Gestapo who?"
Your husband is dead.
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Postby seniorip » 2012.08.15 (19:07)

in an online chatroom

p1: Knock Knock
p2: Who's there?
p1: Disco
p2: Disco who?
p1: Disconnected
p1 has been disconnected
Not my way of doing things.

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Postby  yahoozy » 2012.08.16 (13:40)

This was all-around the worst thread that these forums have ever produced.

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Postby Leonidas » 2012.12.18 (01:36)

I have one...
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Hey! It's me
-There's a doorbell stupid
-Oh, my bad
Click!!!



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