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You know.,Make Joke..

lols very funny,

let me try../
you could have been

out hear..., its raining cream corn.!


LOL!

Knock Knock?

Who is it?

Yaz.

Yaz who?

Milky.

Ok, I have a really good knock knock joke. Someone start it off.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Wait...

Wait... who?

Mr.I don't like to wait.

I am sharing one of them here:

Knock knock
Who is there?
Elephant
Elephant, Who?
Have come for play football

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The unholy demon corpse of Hades here to rape your entire family until their cries of agony cause you to kill yourself by putting a chainsaw through your lower intestines.
Sorry, no Vyacheslavs please.

Knock knock
Who is there?
Jean-Claude Van Damme, whom you may know for his portrayal of Chance Boudreaux in "Hard Target"
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Who?
Have come for play football

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
Gestapo
"Gestapo who?"
Your husband is dead.
D:

in an online chatroom

p1: Knock Knock
p2: Who's there?
p1: Disco
p2: Disco who?
p1: Disconnected
p1 has been disconnected

This was all-around the worst thread that these forums have ever produced.

I have one...
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Hey! It's me
-There's a doorbell stupid
-Oh, my bad