The Vending Machine

Play messageboard games, do silly question-and-answer things, and just waste some time with your fellow forum-goers. Post count does not accumulate. No pie allowed.
The number of Electoral College votes needed to be President of the US.
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Postby Fraxtil » 2009.05.18 (23:03)

Gets a map of Toronto.
Puts in water.

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Postby remm » 2009.05.19 (10:13)

Gets some H2O2
It looks like water, but'll kill you faster!

Puts in a tub of lard
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.05.19 (20:06)

Gets a Syringe full of pure Fat (to cut out the middle man).

Inserts money.

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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.04 (11:40)

Gets commemorative penny!

*Inserts two sticks and three diamonds*
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Postby Zer0 » 2010.10.17 (11:29)

Universezero wrote:Gets commemorative penny!

*Inserts two sticks and three diamonds*



I got the 2 sticks and 3 diamonds.
I insert pikachu organs!
N Player. Pick God over Satan! Male Living. Computer Lover. Color Lover. CANADA RULZ!! Skinny eater. North Carolina is where I live. Dont use McIntosh computers! Mozzila is crap! Microsoft wins! Sony is king! Go Nintendo! I watch AVGN. Windows XP user. Xgen is an awsome gamer. Metanet is better! I play motherload. Let it snow! Make ideas for drones. Mines suck! Super spy! SSBB player. I have a Wii. Airsoft sniper. Bad crumbly skin. Gold digger. Mimosa Park. Nacho eater. Drone Designer. Chocoholic! Candy eater Cat owner. Dog owner. Superman Fan. Cartoon Network Watcher. Nick watcher. Eco friendly. YouTube user. Jewelry wearer. ROBLOX Player. Trampoline Stuntman. Early Waker. Souptoys player. 2GB RAM Computer.

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.10.17 (13:13)

Gets an electric spleen.

*Inserts a Novell NE2000 network card from the early 1990s*
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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.17 (23:10)

Gets Multivax.

*Inserts Mathematics Book*
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Postby fawk » 2010.10.17 (23:31)

Gets two halves of a mathematics books. Or two quarters. Or four eighths. Or......*brain splode*


Inserts a Dalek.
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Temporary hiatus for learning and shit.

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.10.18 (10:18)

Gets a TARDIS.
*inserts a redneck*
spoiler

~By me

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~By UniverseZero

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~By Slick265

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Original sig! God this thing's old.

Also: I'm known as BluePretzel on nmaps, and BlueKraken just about everywhere else.


4 Mappacks, 1 comic:
<CLICK>

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Ncapitated- comic by BluePretzel



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Postby 29403 » 2010.10.27 (20:08)

Gets a turtleneck

Inserts receit or however you spell it
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sig by donfuy.

Not from Charleston, South Carolina
This Forum is probably the best forum that i have ever used and i would just like to say how proud i am to be a member of this forum

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Postby Universezero » 2010.10.28 (20:12)

Gets 5c per litre gas coupon!

*Inserts Lloyd George*
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Postby Sunset » 2010.12.25 (04:34)

gets David Gilmour

inserts broken ruler...

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Postby Universezero » 2011.03.21 (22:19)

Gets internal bleeding.

*Inserts Kinect*
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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.06.14 (17:27)

Gets a sarcastic thank-you note.

Inserts Traveleravi.
Last edited by DraxoBox on 2013.06.17 (18:51), edited 1 time in total.
DON'T PHUCK WITH THE PHARAOH

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Postby Leonidas » 2013.06.14 (22:09)

Gets a Detonator.

Inserts a jar of pickle juice.
Click!!!



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From Streetsahead

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From elhombredelsombrero (Traveleravi)

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From Aidiera

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Also from Aidiera

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From Traveleravi


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Life Time Achievement Award
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Postby M4xwell » 2013.11.15 (00:24)

Gets a bump of this thread and gets http://www.realpickles.com
Inserts coconut milk.
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"...well then."
Sponsered by panstromek...

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Postby Universezero » 2013.11.16 (09:02)

Gets dinner for four at Gordon Ramsay's.

*inserts abandoned building*
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2013.11.16 (14:06)

You got boost power!

*insert joke here*
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Postby M4xwell » 2013.11.16 (14:17)

You got a punchline... To the FACE.
Inserts 2-dollar bill.
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"...well then."
Sponsered by panstromek...

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.11.27 (12:54)

Gets a message from Jesus:

Jesus wrote:That's not enough money, so I will send you to hell.


Inserts a beaver.
DON'T PHUCK WITH THE PHARAOH

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Postby M4xwell » 2013.12.06 (03:38)

Gets a damn dam.

Inserts Asian blood.
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"...well then."
Sponsered by panstromek...

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Postby Universezero » 2013.12.06 (07:34)

Gets calculator DNA

*inserts five 2TB hard drives*
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