Corrupt a Wish

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Postby Pixon » 2012.10.18 (08:28)

Granted. Your wish comes true and you move to Japan, wanted to make something out of yourself there. Unfortunately, it happens to be the exact day that Guiron defeats Gamera and wreaks havoc across Japan, killing everyone except for you, leaving you with no one to talk to in Japanese.

I wish I had wings.
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Postby Universezero » 2012.10.18 (09:42)

Granted. You get sucked into an jet engine.

I wish I was a jet.
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Postby mediate » 2012.10.19 (02:47)

Granted. Your entire rear is destroyed by some winged person getting sucked into your engine and blowing it up, thus you crash.

I wish I had a machine gun right now.

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Postby Brainwasher » 2013.01.31 (02:56)

Granted, but you don't have bullets.

I wish paychecks didn't take so long to get to me.
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Postby Leonidas » 2013.04.01 (14:47)

Granted, but they began to come so quickly that they overwhelmed you and you became extremely rich and got shot by a jealous person.

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.05.30 (19:00)

Granted, it gets sucked up your ass.

I wish I was a better troller.
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Postby Universezero » 2013.05.30 (23:15)

Granted, but you get hunted down by anonymous and lynched for your crimes against humanity.

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Postby DraxoBox » 2013.05.31 (17:16)

Granted, now there's no one left on earth.

I wish that my wish is uncorruptable.
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Postby Leonidas » 2013.06.01 (03:06)

Granted. The end. Game's over.

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Postby Universezero » 2013.06.01 (05:34)

Granted.

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I wish the USSR would reform.
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Postby Blue_rocks » 2013.06.01 (21:36)

Granted, but the USSR makes a bomb bigger than Tsar Bomba and blows up the internet.



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