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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2012.10.18 (08:28)
by Pixon
Granted. Your wish comes true and you move to Japan, wanted to make something out of yourself there. Unfortunately, it happens to be the exact day that Guiron defeats Gamera and wreaks havoc across Japan, killing everyone except for you, leaving you with no one to talk to in Japanese.

I wish I had wings.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2012.10.18 (09:42)
by Universezero
Granted. You get sucked into an jet engine.

I wish I was a jet.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2012.10.19 (02:47)
by mediate
Granted. Your entire rear is destroyed by some winged person getting sucked into your engine and blowing it up, thus you crash.

I wish I had a machine gun right now.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.01.31 (02:56)
by Brainwasher
Granted, but you don't have bullets.

I wish paychecks didn't take so long to get to me.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.04.01 (14:47)
by Leonidas
Granted, but they began to come so quickly that they overwhelmed you and you became extremely rich and got shot by a jealous person.

I wish I could grow a retractable tail whenever I feel like it

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.05.30 (19:00)
by DraxoBox
Granted, it gets sucked up your ass.

I wish I was a better troller.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.05.30 (23:15)
by Universezero
Granted, but you get hunted down by anonymous and lynched for your crimes against humanity.

I wish swag fags would all kill themselves.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.05.31 (17:16)
by DraxoBox
Granted, now there's no one left on earth.

I wish that my wish is uncorruptable.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.06.01 (03:06)
by Leonidas
Granted. The end. Game's over.

I wish UZ would reply to this with a picture of blueberry pie.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.06.01 (05:34)
by Universezero
Granted.

I wish the USSR would reform.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2013.06.01 (21:36)
by Blue_rocks
Granted, but the USSR makes a bomb bigger than Tsar Bomba and blows up the internet.



I wish I could see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.