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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2011.04.13 (19:46)

I agree that a lot of mods are dicks. But which ones do you mean specifically? Let's air it out.
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Postby remm » 2011.04.13 (23:30)

I disagree that you say a lot of mods are dicks. Sticking specifically to the list of mods, I wouldn't regard any of them as being a dicks. They all appear to mean well. Snuggletummy is the only mod which I can recall being a dick, but that is not a problem at all.
I assume you mean some of the Global mods then?
Again, they're mostly all awesome. The only ones I disagree with sometimes are gloomp and Yahoozy, but it would be ridiculous to expect everyone to be happy with everyone. On the whole, I think we have too many people in charge, but the system works well, and they are most certainly not 'a lot of dicks'.

Of course, if gloomp wants to call himself a dick, which he probably will, just to post something, that's fine.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.04.13 (23:48)

romaniac wrote:Of course, if gloomp wants to call himself a dick, which he probably will, just to post something, that's fine.
No joke, I was about to be a dick to you, until I read this. Have you looked into fortune-telling, remm? I feel like you could make some money in that business.

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Postby Rose » 2011.04.14 (00:19)

post-something wrote:
romaniac wrote:Of course, if gloomp wants to call himself a dick, which he probably will, just to post something, that's fine.
No joke, I was about to be a dick to you, until I read this. Have you looked into fortune-telling, remm? I feel like you could make some money in that business.
Nah man, you're just predictable. Also, are you going to take me off ignore on IRC anytime soon? All I said was that I hate going to libraries, and next thing I know I'm trying to contact you via an unrelated paragraph in a Pie Forum thread.

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<Rose> I know that some IRC clients don't ignore private messages by default, so hi. Please take me off ignore.
<gloomp> I can't.
<Rose> You mean I haven't been on ignore this whole time? :/
<gloomp> Yes.
<Rose> +1 to you sir, that was incredible.

I guess you're not so predictable after all. :p
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2011.04.14 (02:31)

I don't want to be the guy who says "oh, it's the internet, it's not serious", because I know that this community is important to a lot of us, and for good reason, but seriously? You post spam, Yahoozy says "ugh", gloomp posts some ellipses, Tanner more than politely moves it to a more approprate place, and so you're leaving? Tanner is Canadian, gloomp is a precocious post-hipster, and Yahoozy is Yahoozy. This is not serious fucking business.

But obviously this is about something deeper, because if you really think your post didn't warrant such a response, or if you really think the mods were picking on you, you need a reality check.

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Postby Corky Romano » 2011.04.14 (03:53)

Honestly, I think this community is hard to keep up with; you should leave if you really hate the place though.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2011.04.14 (04:31)

I agree that gloomp shouldn't be global mod, and Yahoozy was initially just promoted by blue_tetris to spite southpaw -- on the grounds that he never use his global mod-dom. Instead, he took it to be a status symbol, as if he earned it.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.04.14 (06:36)

SlappyMcGee wrote:I agree that gloomp shouldn't be global mod
Hey now, I do useful things with my position. Like, there was that time when I tried ineffectually to merge twenty pornographic spams threads into one mega pornographic spam thread. This place would clearly fall apart if I didn't have all this power.

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Postby 29403 » 2011.04.14 (07:06)

Yeah right... :P
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Postby otters~1 » 2011.04.15 (01:21)

SlappyMcGee wrote:I agree that gloomp shouldn't be global mod, and Yahoozy was initially just promoted by blue_tetris to spite southpaw -- on the grounds that he never use his global mod-dom. Instead, he took it to be a status symbol, as if he earned it.
Just like you earned your admin status?
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Postby squibbles » 2011.04.15 (04:02)

While we're on this topic, where did all this dissent come from? It seems I turned my back for one second, and suddently two factions had been defined, with extreme animosity between them. What happened, and why are we not chill? Everything has a somewhat...spiteful tone to it at the moment.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2011.04.15 (04:25)

ouch i am burned. D:
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Postby blue_tetris » 2011.04.15 (04:37)

I should never have made Yahoozy moderator in an effort to piss of southpaw. This is for certain.



[19:00:44] <Yahoozy> Why did you unban Pavel?
[19:03:13] <Tanner> I thought you wouldn't notice.
[19:03:27] <Yahoozy> That's not an answer. Why?
[19:04:51] <Tanner> I didn't think you would notice.
[19:05:10] <Yahoozy> So... you only did it because you thought I wouldn't notice?
[19:05:20] <Tanner> Yeah.
[19:05:36] <Yahoozy> Dude, stop being an ass. If I've not yet made it patently clear, I'm not in the mood. So fuck with other channels that I don't help operate.
[19:05:57] <Tanner> ...?
[19:06:15] <Yahoozy> You've been nothing but a cunt to me today. Just leave the shit of #n alone and let the big boys handle it.
[19:07:00] <Tanner> Jawohl, mein fuhrer.
[19:07:12] <Yahoozy> Because it's cool until it comes right up to the point of interfering with the channel.
[19:07:23] <Yahoozy> Listen, I'm not this guy you and the other kids have made me become.
[19:07:25] <Yahoozy> I'm really not.
[19:07:50] <Yahoozy> But when you're loud, and noisy, and your playing gets out of hand, I have to take care of business.
[19:07:56] <Yahoozy> So don't fuck with the modes.
[19:08:34] <Tanner> Of course, my leader.
[19:08:36] <Yahoozy> Other than that, you can't honestly say you've not been a cunt to me needlessly at various intervals today. And that needs to stop for a totally different reason.
[19:08:59] <Yahoozy> Mostly because I'm not twatting off to you.
[19:09:28] <Tanner> I'm the innocent victim here.
[19:09:53] <Yahoozy> Mm. Well, why again did you unban Pavel?
[19:10:25] <Tanner> I don't think you can justify his ban.
[19:10:39] <Yahoozy> Then PM me about that and we'll have yet another discussion.
[19:10:52] <Tanner> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[19:10:58] <Tanner> No more dialogue!
[19:11:15] <Yahoozy> I didn't think you could justify kai's ban when it happened. And you didn't.
[19:11:31] <Yahoozy> Besides, what if I don't like Pavel? What then?
[19:11:41] <Yahoozy> What if that's the only justification I provide?
[19:11:47] <Tanner> You should concede.
[19:12:15] <Yahoozy> What if I don't? What if I make it a point to rule unjustly just to do so?
[19:12:34] <Yahoozy> Say I'm having a bad day and want to take it out on someone.
[19:12:47] <Tanner> They'll unban Pavel whenever you aren't around.
[19:12:52] <Yahoozy> They?
[19:12:53] <Tanner> *Then I'll
[19:13:10] <Yahoozy> Ahh. See, why were ever given powe?
[19:13:26] <Tanner> Dunno.
[19:13:37] <Yahoozy> It's through my intervention that this community exists. I have the right to say, on occasion, which worthless nobodies who don't do dick to help this place work should be in it.
[19:14:02] <Yahoozy> Not my intervention -alone-, mind you, but you see... this is my just reward for the hours I put in.
[19:14:21] <Tanner> I'm the innocent victim here.
[19:14:38] <Yahoozy> You didn't put the time in that I did Tanner.
[19:15:09] <Yahoozy> See these people? They're mine, Tanner. They're mine because I -earned- them.
[19:15:30] <Yahoozy> I have the serenity to let them be most of the time, and that should be even more indication of my divine graces.
[19:16:01] <Tanner> You don't actually believe this shit, do you?
[19:16:21] <Tanner> You're just fucking with me.
[19:16:23] <Tanner> Right?
[19:16:46] <Yahoozy> Hahaha, yes.
[19:17:01] <Yahoozy> Yes of course!
[19:17:05] <Yahoozy> All in jest.
[19:17:14] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[19:17:17] <Yahoozy> Resume. But don't -ever- undo my decisions.
[19:17:26] <Yahoozy> And... no... that ban stays.
[19:17:33] <Tanner> Why?
[19:17:59] <Yahoozy> Ahem. Sorry.
[19:18:12] <Yahoozy> Dude was a douche to an operator. It indicates unhelpful behavior.
[19:18:40] <Tanner> You don't ban everyone who's a douche to an op.
[19:18:57] <Tanner> You certainly don't ban everyone who "indicates unhelpful behaviour".
[19:18:58] <Yahoozy> No. The other ops notice that and take care of it.
[19:19:43] <Yahoozy> No. You can't ban all the people all the time, Tanner.
[19:19:49] <Yahoozy> But you can try.
[19:20:13] <Tanner> Why was Pavel special?
[19:20:28] <Yahoozy> Because KA had him on permaban before.
[19:20:35] <Yahoozy> So he was on thin ice.
[19:20:45] <Yahoozy> And when you're on thin ice and you come back and act a certain way, you get banned.
[19:21:46] <Tanner> I just find it extremely coincidental that it was today of all days.
[19:22:07] <Yahoozy> Today that he was unbanned?
[19:22:12] <Yahoozy> He was unbanned a few days ago.
[19:22:23] <Tanner> Today that he was banned.
[19:22:24] <Yahoozy> Although, yes, I do find it coincidental that it was today.
[19:22:45] <Yahoozy> That doesn't really bear a significance.
[19:22:55] <Tanner> No, of course not.
[19:23:19] <Tanner> You would never allow outside experiences to influence your moderating decisions.
[19:23:21] <Yahoozy> If we didn't ban people because it might seem like a coincidence, that would be pretty strange behavior.
[19:24:12] <Yahoozy> Your evading the point. The point is that he was on thin ice. He came back for the first time -I've- seen him back since the ban, and he acted in such a way as to indicate that he had not gotten better since his banning.
[19:24:18] <Yahoozy> *You're
[19:24:54] <Tanner> You were pissed off. He made himself a target. You banned him.
[19:26:04] <Yahoozy> I was pissed off. He was on thin ice and didn't show any signs of having improved since the previous ban. I reinstated the same ban that was there before to prevent him from exhibiting the same behavior as he exhibited before.
[19:26:45] <Yahoozy> Bear in mind that I accept the first point there and deem it completely irrelevant.
[19:27:21] <Tanner> Oh, Mason. How can we grow as a community if we don't allow a few eccentrics into our lives? You are killing Metanet.
[19:27:40] <Yahoozy> Eccentric =/= disruptive.
[19:28:01] <Tanner> Your disruptive is another man's eccentric.
[19:28:07] <Yahoozy> Besides, how am I to retain my modhood if other eccentrics are allowed to exist!
[19:28:34] <Yahoozy> I should be allowed to use every bit of my eccentricity when modding, in an effort to help the community in the way you've proscribed.
[19:28:55] <Tanner> Your eccentricities are old and stale.
[19:29:05] <Tanner> You've become a given.
[19:29:09] <Yahoozy> Then how are they eccentric?
[19:29:20] <Tanner> They aren't.
[19:29:22] <Yahoozy> I think they are fresh and delicious.
[19:29:26] <Yahoozy> Others would agree.
[19:29:38] <Yahoozy> I think the majority would find you false.
[19:29:50] <Tanner> Ha! I don't think so.
[19:29:57] <Yahoozy> You're wrong, then.
[19:30:03] <Tanner> You're wrong.
[19:30:11] <Yahoozy> Clearly we are at an impasse.
[19:30:17] <Yahoozy> In such instances, the ban remains!
[19:30:26] <Tanner> Until you leave.
[19:30:43] <Yahoozy> Anyway, how is Pavel's trolling and insulting a form of "novel eccentricity"?
[19:31:08] <Tanner> I find his particular style and flair amusing.
[19:31:31] <Yahoozy> Because you clearly strayed from the actual discussion of the ban. So anything from here on out is ineffectual.
[19:31:56] <Tanner> I disagree.
[19:32:13] <Tanner> I'm still trying to understand why you've banned Pavel.
[19:33:22] <Yahoozy> [19:20:28] <Yahoozy> Because KA had him on permaban before.
[19:33:22] <Yahoozy> [19:20:35] <Yahoozy> So he was on thin ice.
[19:33:22] <Yahoozy> [19:20:45] <Yahoozy> And when you're on thin ice and you come back and act a certain way, you get banned.
[19:33:40] <Yahoozy> That certain way being the same way you acted when you received the initial ban.
[19:33:41] <Tanner> Yes. I gathered that.
[19:33:54] <Tanner> I'm trying to define "that certain way".
[19:34:25] <Yahoozy> Regardless of what the previous ban was, when you act in the same manner you acted when the ban was set and you act the same way when the same ban is revoked--the ban gets reset.
[19:34:49] <Tanner> I'm trying to apply it more specifically to the case at hand.
[19:35:30] <Tanner> I'm trying to pin down exactly what it was in Pavel's behaviour that offended you so.
[19:35:48] <Yahoozy> Let's say, for shits and giggles, that the ban condition is doing anything that Yahoozy doesn't like.
[19:36:11] <Yahoozy> If it's clearly known that it will get you banned and you do it anyway, shouldn't you be banned?
[19:37:03] <Tanner> Eh. You're pretty difficult to read when it comes to that sort of thing.
[19:37:08] <Tanner> I didn't expect the ban.
[19:37:09] <Yahoozy> For instance, if it's against the law to have sex with a dude in someone else's backyard and you break that law, you should be held accountable.
[19:37:15] <Tanner> I don't see how Pavel would've.
[19:37:30] <Yahoozy> Anyway, if Pavel wanted unbanned, why wouldn't he PM me?
[19:37:57] <Tanner> I'm his proxy! ^.^
[19:38:00] <Yahoozy> If he's got too much pride to level with someone but plenty enough to be rude, then he doesn't need to be in #n.
[19:38:07] <Yahoozy> I figured as much, Tanner.
[19:38:32] <Yahoozy> It's the main reason that he's not getting unbanned. Because he was using you, some bleeding-heart, to let him back into the channel.
[19:38:34] <Yahoozy> And you obliged.
[19:38:43] <Yahoozy> He wasn't man enough to level with me.
[19:39:12] <Tanner> So now people have to prove their manliness before entering #n?
[19:39:26] <Tanner> I strongly disagree with that.
[19:39:29] <Yahoozy> I don't see why not.
[19:39:40] <Yahoozy> What if KA or LV or Blizz had set the ban? Would you have revoked it of your own accord?
[19:39:54] <Tanner> Of course not!
[19:40:09] <Yahoozy> You joke, but I don't you'd have questioned the same action of LV.
[19:40:17] <Yahoozy> Save that. KA.
[19:40:36] <Tanner> Maybe Blizz. Maybe, but probably not.
[19:40:52] <Tanner> Unless I was feeling particularly fat and sassy.
[19:40:56] <Yahoozy> So. It matters to you who did it, then.
[19:41:11] <Tanner> No.
[19:41:14] <Yahoozy> And you don't respect me enough not to question it when I do the same action that anyone else would do.
[19:41:31] <Tanner> No, that's not it at all.
[19:41:36] <Yahoozy> Then what is it?
[19:42:26] <Tanner> I don't think KA, LV or Blizz would act against Pavel based on some outside feelings.
[19:43:04] <Yahoozy> You don't think BLizz or KA might get fed up with someone over their rudeness to them and ban them from the channel.
[19:43:34] <Tanner> Not for something so minor.
[19:43:47] <Yahoozy> Oh. So there's a line that must be crossed first.
[19:43:54] <Yahoozy> And we have to wait it out until that happens.
[19:44:00] <Tanner> Well sure.
[19:44:07] <Yahoozy> Even if we're erudite enough to know that it's going to happen.
[19:44:24] <Tanner> You're no pre-cog, Mason.
[19:44:27] <Yahoozy> I like to take preventative measures, though.
[19:44:40] <Yahoozy> Also, I knew you were going to say that.
[19:44:45] <Yahoozy> And had typed up that line beforehand.
[19:45:26] <Tanner> Pics or it didn't happen.
[19:45:35] <Yahoozy> At any rate, KA could do the -same- thing and you wouldn't do anything.
[19:45:42] <Yahoozy> I know you, and I know you wouldn't do that.
[19:46:20] <Yahoozy> Because you have this idea of these expectations. You've been granted some form of power by these people and -you- occasionally like kicking people out of #n with it, yourself.
[19:46:31] <Yahoozy> And that bit of power keeps you faithful to all the right people.
[19:46:53] <Tanner> Aha. On the contrary.
[19:47:07] <Tanner> If calc or spect or Linus did it, I wouldn't say anything.
[19:47:14] <Yahoozy> Mm, I see.
[19:47:29] <Yahoozy> So it's that bizarre vendetta, then.
[19:47:40] <Yahoozy> Well, allow me to go back to my original statement, in that case.
[19:47:52] * Tanner puts on his Fawkes mask.
[19:48:07] <Tanner> Which statement was that?
[19:48:14] <Yahoozy> Don't you -ever- fucking undo something I did.
[19:48:26] <Tanner> Or what?
[19:48:33] <Yahoozy> Or nothing.
[19:48:38] <Yahoozy> Just... don't do it.
[19:48:49] <Yahoozy> If it's under the auspices of some ridiculous vendetta, then it doesn't need to happen here.
[19:49:08] <Yahoozy> If it had any grounds in logic and you proved that, then you could undo it.
[19:49:10] <Tanner> I won't stand idly by while you carry on with these unjustices!
[19:49:51] <Tanner> What kind of citizen would I be?
[19:50:13] <Yahoozy> Hm?
[19:50:40] <Yahoozy> I dunno, Tanner. Just... next time you undo shit I did, please come up with some decent reason instead of "becuz ur Mason".
[19:51:03] <Yahoozy> I mean, there's no need to piss me off. I'm having trouble putting in the manhours to help out with shit around here as it is.
[19:51:46] <Tanner> I am the innocent victim here.
[19:51:57] <Yahoozy> You're the one who took action.
[19:52:01] <Yahoozy> You unbanned Pavel.
[19:52:08] <Tanner> You banned Pavel.
[19:52:17] <Tanner> I took the reaction.
[19:52:21] <Yahoozy> How does that make -you- the victim?
[19:52:30] <Yahoozy> There was no reaction to be had.
[19:52:59] <Tanner> I disagree.
[19:53:04] <Yahoozy> By your own admission, it was a thing that could be legally done by an operator--save that it wasn't Mason--which was not justification at all.
[19:53:45] <Yahoozy> You admitted that the same action would not have prompted a reaction had it been committed by anyone else. They wouldn't have had to struggle with you over this shit. They wouldn't have had the headaches I've had.
[19:53:49] <Yahoozy> They'd just have their way.
[19:53:54] <Tanner> I question your motives not your legislation.
[19:54:21] <Yahoozy> So, wait. It's okay that the apple falls from the tree. Instead of taking the apple, question the tree.
[19:54:36] <Yahoozy> If the result is the same, then no discussion needs to be had.
[19:54:54] <Tanner> People are notably more complicated than trees.
[19:55:21] <Yahoozy> Okay. So if a judge legislates that a person is guilty and, by all logic and evidence, the person -is- guilty.
[19:55:40] <Yahoozy> Then you question the judge's order on the basis of the -judge-.
[19:55:54] <Yahoozy> You understand why that's a headache you shouldn't subject me to?
[19:56:06] <Tanner> It would depend on the case.
[19:56:19] <Tanner> "Being a douche" is pretty subjective.
[19:56:20] <Yahoozy> But you never questioned the legislation.
[19:56:31] <Yahoozy> So... there's nothing to talk about.
[19:56:41] <Yahoozy> Don't undo the sentence, because you were okay with it.
[19:56:41] <Tanner> Well, you've made me revalutate my position.
[19:56:53] <Yahoozy> As you should have. Your position was wrong.
[19:57:05] <Tanner> It's better now.
[19:57:16] <Yahoozy> A little.
[19:57:24] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[19:57:37] <Yahoozy> Now it only shows that you disrespect me, so you're willing to give me headaches every time I need to help the community.
[19:57:55] <Tanner> You aren't helping the community.
[19:58:00] <Tanner> You're helping yourself.
[19:58:02] <Yahoozy> Which kinda sucks for the whole "putting in the manhours for little to no payoff" part for me.
[19:58:11] <Yahoozy> Tanner. Helping myself -does- help the community.
[19:58:16] <Yahoozy> And I honestly believe that.
[19:58:44] <Tanner> Dude, you're just a guy.
[19:58:50] <Yahoozy> I -am- the community.
[19:58:50] <Tanner> Seriously, you're nothing special.
[19:59:03] <Yahoozy> Clearly I am special, I can ban people and waste your time.
[19:59:13] <Yahoozy> Folks bend to my will.
[19:59:20] <Tanner> Safe? Safe is saving the community?
[19:59:23] <Yahoozy> You'd be hard-pressed to say I'm not special.
[19:59:31] <Tanner> You're not special.
[19:59:35] <Yahoozy> ...that's irrelevant, man.
[19:59:41] <Tanner> You're not special.
[19:59:42] <Yahoozy> You dredged that out of nowhere.
[19:59:45] <Tanner> You're not special.
[19:59:49] <Yahoozy> O_o?
[19:59:57] <Yahoozy> I think -you're- special.
[20:00:01] <Tanner> No.
[20:00:05] <Yahoozy> In fact, I'm sure of it now.
[20:00:10] <Tanner> But I don't claim to be.
[20:00:27] <Yahoozy> I mean the other kind of special. The kind that makes you repeat yourself thrice.
[20:00:47] <Tanner> I was illustrating how easy it was for me.
[20:00:57] <Yahoozy> To hit up+enter?
[20:00:59] <Tanner> How easy it would be for anyone to say.
[20:01:05] <Tanner> And mean.
[20:01:08] <Yahoozy> Your point?
[20:01:18] <Tanner> You're not special.
[20:01:21] <Yahoozy> After all, they're just words from Tanner. Nothing special.
[20:01:38] <Yahoozy> If you and I both said them in #n, mine would be more powerful.
[20:01:50] <Tanner> Certainly.
[20:02:08] <Yahoozy> And if I say, in #n, don't undo my decision and you kept it up, who would eventually get his way?
[20:02:31] <Tanner> It's difficult to say.
[20:02:35] <Tanner> I'm no pre-cog.
[20:02:46] <Yahoozy> Allow me to divine it for you.
[20:02:57] <Yahoozy> People would say you're being unreasonable and difficult.
[20:03:00] <Yahoozy> Like you're being right now.
[20:03:21] <Tanner> Justice isn't always popular.
[20:03:31] <Yahoozy> And you would go back to being the franchise for the unvoiced Pavels of the #n channel.
[20:03:44] <Yahoozy> Justice is defined by the popular vote, Tanner.
[20:04:01] <Tanner> Justice is defined by belief.
[20:04:10] <Yahoozy> It's not an inherent quality of any system. It's a thing to be invented by those with power.
[20:04:27] <Yahoozy> I am judge_jury_and_executionePaveletris when I log onto the IRC.
[20:04:33] <Tanner> So, you wanna have it out?
[20:04:38] <Yahoozy> Have what out?
[20:04:40] <Tanner> See who caves first?
[20:04:47] <Tanner> Because that's what I'm getting from you.
[20:04:57] <Yahoozy> In a no-hold barred admin war?
[20:05:11] <Tanner> I think my eyes just twinkled a little.
[20:05:15] <Yahoozy> Seems sorta silly. You -would- resort to that.
[20:05:34] <Yahoozy> But I think it would end with "ChanServ has set mode -h on Tanner".
[20:05:40] <Tanner> I have a better idea.
[20:05:44] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:06:01] <Yahoozy> Have your dude chat me up.
[20:06:04] <Yahoozy> In PM.
[20:06:15] <Tanner> I actually haven't spoken with him about this.
[20:06:23] <Yahoozy> Then he doesn't want to be back.
[20:06:24] <Tanner> Proxy may have been the wrong choice of words.
[20:06:39] <Tanner> I want him back.
[20:06:40] <Yahoozy> Frankly, I don't believe he cares that he's banned.
[20:06:44] <Yahoozy> He never has.
[20:06:50] <Tanner> I want him back.
[20:06:52] <Yahoozy> Well, I want him gone.
[20:07:04] <Tanner> I want you gone.
[20:07:11] <Yahoozy> Ooooooh.
[20:07:14] <Tanner> :D
[20:07:15] <Yahoozy> Wacky.
[20:07:22] <Yahoozy> Shit just got -real-, son.
[20:07:37] <Tanner> What a delightful turn of events.
[20:07:44] <Yahoozy> Dude, totally.
[20:08:01] <Yahoozy> Pavel is in four other channels.
[20:08:02] <Tanner> A tart lemon *twist* in my cola.
[20:08:14] <Yahoozy> Why not go to one of those to see him?
[20:08:25] <Tanner> It's the principle of the thing.
[20:08:35] <Tanner> I won't stand idly by while you carry on with these unjustices!
[20:08:38] <Yahoozy> What a douchey move!
[20:08:44] <Yahoozy> The principle of it.
[20:08:51] <Yahoozy> Also, no more copypasta.
[20:09:27] <Tanner> Reduce, reuse...
[20:09:35] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:09:36] <Yahoozy> I remember that video.
[20:09:51] <Yahoozy> Not to change the subject greatly, but since we're on good terms now, about this game.
[20:09:59] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:01] <Yahoozy> I have some great plans for it. First? RPG needs to go.
[20:10:05] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:07] <Yahoozy> No one plays that shit anymore.
[20:10:09] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:10] <Yahoozy> It's old news.
[20:10:12] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:13] <Yahoozy> Second?
[20:10:15] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:17] <Yahoozy> Candies.
[20:10:21] <Yahoozy> The future is candies.
[20:10:22] <Tanner> I like it.
[20:10:25] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:29] <Yahoozy> Kids love that shit.
[20:10:33] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:10:48] <Yahoozy> Was this your trump card? Your ace in the hole? Spam?
[20:10:55] <Yahoozy> Because... it's working.
[20:11:29] <Tanner> I'm trying any way I know how to get through to you, Mason.
[20:11:56] <Yahoozy> There's only one real way to get through to me, Tanner.
[20:12:17] <Tanner> What's that?
[20:12:31] <Yahoozy> Oh I think you know.
[20:12:53] <Tanner> No. Tell me.
[20:13:30] <Yahoozy> I think you know already. If not, you should likely find out.
[20:13:33] <Yahoozy> On your own.
[20:13:44] <Tanner> What a douchey move!
[20:14:15] <Yahoozy> Why did you ban Amlt?
[20:14:21] <Yahoozy> THE PLOT THICKENS!
[20:14:30] <Yahoozy> I was about to just leave, but this shit just got good.
[20:14:36] <Yahoozy> He accidentally statyed banned?
[20:14:39] <Yahoozy> WAHAHAHAHA
[20:14:41] <Yahoozy> GWAHAHAHAHAA
[20:14:51] <Yahoozy> YOU BANNED HIM AND FORGOT???
[20:15:02] <Yahoozy> This is too fucking rich.
[20:15:07] <Tanner> It's Amlt. You think he would let me forget?
[20:15:10] <Yahoozy> Log off of the Internet now.
[20:15:15] <Yahoozy> You're done, son.
[20:15:18] <Tanner> That's not what happened at all.
[20:15:31] <Yahoozy> Nah, man. It ends here.
[20:15:42] <Yahoozy> Look for that X box in the corner, Captain Justice.
[20:15:49] <Yahoozy> And follow it to its necessary outcome.
[20:15:58] <Tanner> After you.
[20:16:08] <Tanner> I want to unban Pavel after you leave.
[20:16:17] <Yahoozy> Now you're just being ridiculous.
[20:16:37] <Yahoozy> I should have unbanned Amlt.
[20:16:56] <Yahoozy> Explain why you banned him.
[20:17:09] <Tanner> No.
[20:17:12] <Yahoozy> Oh?
[20:17:14] <Yahoozy> Okay.
[20:17:26] <Yahoozy> I mean, you shouldn't have to explain yourself. You're an operator.
[20:17:37] <Yahoozy> When you decide to ban someone, there's no reason to question it.
[20:17:54] <Tanner> Did I just ban someone?
[20:17:55] <Tanner> No.
[20:18:00] <Yahoozy> You did ban someone.
[20:18:01] <Tanner> It's over, man. Let it go.
[20:18:09] <Yahoozy> And it probably had no reason.
[20:18:12] <Tanner> Just let it go.
[20:18:35] <Yahoozy> Then you need to let this Pavel thing go.
[20:18:46] <Tanner> Unban him, then.
[20:18:59] <Yahoozy> I will in a day or so.
[20:19:04] <Yahoozy> Y'know, after I forget about it.
[20:19:13] <Tanner> How's about right now?
[20:19:57] <Yahoozy> Nah. I think I'll wait at least twice as long as your reasonless ban.
[20:20:09] <Yahoozy> I mean, I at least said what mine was for.
[20:20:14] <Yahoozy> And I spent an hour justifying it to someone.
[20:20:21] <Tanner> How long was mine?
[20:20:28] <Yahoozy> Hard to tell.
[20:20:34] <Yahoozy> You erased it as soon as I got a look at it.
[20:21:01] <Tanner> Pretty ambiguous timeframe you got there.
[20:22:38] <Tanner> Come on, Mason.
[20:22:44] <Tanner> Unban Pavel now.
[20:22:46] <Yahoozy> No. You're being a douche.
[20:22:51] <Tanner> It'll be over and done with.
[20:22:57] <Yahoozy> You banned someone for, what, two days?
[20:22:59] <Tanner> You won't have to worry about it any more.
[20:23:20] <Yahoozy> Tanner, stop this.
[20:23:21] <Tanner> You can get back to putting you "manhours" into something that really matters.
[20:23:33] <Tanner> Like saving the community from it's impending doom.
[20:23:48] <Yahoozy> No, Tanner, you can't ban people because you feel like it for two days and question me for banning someone who needed to banned.
[20:23:55] <Yahoozy> Because now it's clearly not justice.
[20:24:08] <Yahoozy> In fact, you've proven yourself to be the biggest hypocrite I know.
[20:24:08] <Tanner> You don't know the whole story.
[20:24:16] <Yahoozy> Yeah. Moreover, you refuse to tell it.
[20:24:20] <Yahoozy> It likely can't be good.
[20:24:25] <Tanner> You're delivering judgements based on fragments of the story.
[20:24:36] <Yahoozy> But I fished up part of the story because it's important to me to know that you're full of shit.
[20:24:39] <Yahoozy> And you, in fact, are.
[20:24:52] <Tanner> You wouldn't know.
[20:25:03] <Tanner> You are almost completely left in the dark.
[20:25:05] <Yahoozy> Right. Because you were never forced to be accountable.
[20:25:19] <Yahoozy> In fact, no one even thinks to hold you accountable.
[20:25:21] <Tanner> Oh! I am accountable.
[20:25:26] <Tanner> But not to you, Mason.
[20:25:33] <Yahoozy> And why not?
[20:25:37] <Yahoozy> Why am I accountable to you, then?
[20:26:06] <Tanner> Because I don't hold myself withing a fog of grandeur.
[20:26:08] <Yahoozy> I've been very reasonable and given every bit of information that needed to be known.
[20:26:25] <Yahoozy> You are using your personality and some vendetta to justify and argument with me.
[20:26:34] <Yahoozy> I imagine you use the same grudges to justify your bans.
[20:26:37] <Yahoozy> In fact, I've witnessed this.
[20:26:42] <Tanner> kai?
[20:26:46] <Tanner> Pfff.
[20:26:48] <Yahoozy> Others too.
[20:26:51] <Tanner> kai's a misfit.
[20:26:59] <Yahoozy> Because I've come to know more than you think about this shit.
[20:27:12] <Tanner> Oooo. Are we the sly one?
[20:27:17] <Yahoozy> You continue to let your personality get in the way, Tanner.
[20:27:20] <Yahoozy> And that bothers me.
[20:27:33] <Yahoozy> Because you've been hypocritical and you've all but said that you're doing this just to spite me.
[20:27:38] <Yahoozy> And you issue bans just to spite people.
[20:27:55] <Tanner> Maybe I'm not fit to issue bans.
[20:27:57] <Yahoozy> You've used not an ounce of logic in this whole affair and you don't deserve mod powers.
[20:28:07] <Yahoozy> Heh heh. Clone.
[20:28:19] <Yahoozy> Anyway, you're a hypocrite.
[20:28:30] <Tanner> Are you prepared to take steps to have my mod powers removed?
[20:28:38] <Yahoozy> Not really.
[20:28:42] <Tanner> Pussy.
[20:28:46] <Yahoozy> I would do it if it ever became a problem.
[20:29:02] <Yahoozy> But for some reason, you're just being a dick to me right now. I blame some transient condition.
[20:29:07] <Tanner> Way not to stand up for what you believe in.
[20:29:12] <Tanner> It must be puberty.
[20:29:27] <Yahoozy> Will you be candid with me, for once, Tanner?
[20:29:35] <Tanner> Shoot, buddy.
[20:30:00] <Yahoozy> Pretend I'm some girl that you could've lost your virginity to and answer me this: Why are you -really- concerned about unbanning Pavel?
[20:30:21] <Tanner> I'm not. I just don't like you.
[20:30:21] <Yahoozy> Don't say justice. Just tell me.
[20:30:28] <Yahoozy> Right. Good enough.
[20:30:38] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:30:40] <Yahoozy> Would you be willing to say that much in front of anyone else?
[20:30:47] <Tanner> Nah.
[20:30:53] <Tanner> Why would I?
[20:31:01] <Yahoozy> I dunno.
[20:31:12] <Yahoozy> You do understand why I think you're being unreasonable, right?
[20:31:55] <Tanner> Good enough?
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> I was thinking this line would be suitable: [20:30:00] <Yahoozy> Pretend I'm some girl that you could've lost your virginity to and answer me this: Why are you -really- concerned about unbanning Pavel?
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> [20:30:21] <Tanner> I'm not. I just don't like you.
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> [20:30:21] <Yahoozy> Don't say justice. Just tell me.
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> [20:30:28] <Yahoozy> Right. Good enough.
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> [20:30:38] <Tanner> Unban Pavel.
[20:32:43] <Yahoozy> Straight and to the point.
[20:32:54] <Yahoozy> Although I wish you had some honest reason. I really do.
[20:33:11] <Tanner> Seriously, dude.
[20:33:17] <Tanner> I really don't like you as a person.
[20:33:23] <Yahoozy> Because I was honestly about to unban Pavel way back when you were spamming to unban him.
[20:33:29] <Yahoozy> And I said that was "going to work".
[20:33:32] <Tanner> You really should.
[20:33:33] <Yahoozy> And then you made this some power play.
[20:33:40] <Tanner> I can start spamming again.
[20:34:50] <Yahoozy> So please be goddamned honest, Tanner. Please. You act like I'm not being reasonable when every step of the way I've tried to provoke actual discussion.
[20:35:07] <Tanner> <Tanner> Pavel, do you think you should be unbanned in #n?
[20:35:07] <Tanner> <Vyacheslav> No.
[20:35:13] <Yahoozy> Wahahaha.
[20:35:14] <Tanner> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[20:35:21] <Yahoozy> As I said.
[20:35:23] <Tanner> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:35:25] <Yahoozy> Many a time.
[20:35:33] <Tanner> Cunting piece of shit!
[20:35:38] <Tanner> Fucking bitchass whore!
[20:35:44] <Tanner> Er...
[20:35:48] <Tanner> As you were...
[20:35:56] <Yahoozy> Yes, yes. All water under the bridge then.
[20:36:21] <Tanner> Pleasant weather we're having and such.
[20:36:51] <Yahoozy> I hope that was worth me losing a lot of time, a lot of respect for you, and my chance at AC.
[20:37:22] <Yahoozy> And now I get the Christ-like satisfaction of looking bad in #n!
[20:37:33] <Yahoozy> WAHAHAHA I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST AND MOST PITIABLE PERSON
[20:38:13] <Tanner> I almost feel bad.
[20:38:57] <Yahoozy> Really, though, Tanner. Can we put all of this behind us and pretend like you knew all along that my ban was right and your ban was arbitrary.
[20:39:13] <Yahoozy> That way, you can come out looking like you got something out of it.
[20:41:50] <Yahoozy> You've been a little on edge today. Wanna.... wanna talk about it?
[20:41:58] <Yahoozy> Wanna... wanna... wanna get some ice creams?
[20:42:08] <Tanner> I think I'm going to cry.
[20:42:57] <Yahoozy> See. This business is all about experience, Nancy. I'm honestly not a better mod. And, alright, I do deeee-HAMN well believe I'm a better person, but I could very well be wrong.
[20:43:05] <Yahoozy> My therapist says I am sometimes.
[20:43:26] <Yahoozy> But. [/jokingCox][maudlinCox] In the end, it's all about where you've been and what you've seen.
[20:43:43] <Yahoozy> It was a rookie mistake, newbie, but I have a feeling you'll catch on one of these days.
[20:44:06] <Tanner> I hate you when you're Dr. Cox.
[20:44:29] <Yahoozy> I honestly wish I could cheer you up. I spent the whole last three hours trying to find common ground with you and you evaded it.
[20:45:28] <Tanner> We're both T.
[20:45:35] <Yahoozy> And you may think I'm being facetious or whatever, but I'm not.
[20:45:48] <Yahoozy> I really do want to know you better, man.
[20:46:33] * Yahoozy places a non-ironic hand on Tanner's shoulder.
[20:47:03] <Tanner> I wish I was more like LV.
[20:47:22] <Yahoozy> I wish you were more like LV to.
[20:50:59] <Tanner> You should say something about my contribution.
[20:56:18] <Yahoozy> Nah. It was a two hour ban.
[20:56:22] <Yahoozy> I planned it as such.
[20:57:23] <Yahoozy> It was a fun two hours, though.
[20:57:28] <Yahoozy> No one was around for Worms.
[20:57:35] <Yahoozy> kthx bai
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Postby Tanner » 2011.04.15 (04:53)

[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> You're a dick, you know that?
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> You totally made that entire exchange up.
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> I didn't say any of that.
[20:32:21] <blue_tetris> Now look here, Samantha. When it comes right down do it, I'm the chicken and you're the egg, right? So why don't you just get right down off your high horse there and tell us all what this is really about, mmkay?
[20:32:43] <Yahoozy> More like Dr. Cocks.
[20:32:54] <blue_tetris> Sorry, I didn't catch that, Bethany. Say again?
[20:33:11] <Yahoozy> I said more like Dr. C...
[20:33:17] <blue_tetris> SNORE!
*** blue_tetris has left #n (I re-he-he-he-heally don't have time for this right now, Shirley.)
[20:33:23] <Yahoozy> I wish I could get him to love me. I really do.
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<Yahoozy> Tease. :P
* Yahoozy flees.
* Pavel chases her down and tackles her.
<Pavel> Wow. I really didn't mean to do that. I think I'm in a mood.
* Pavel rolls around in the clover with Yahoozy anyway.
* Yahoozy rolls around with Pavel.
* Pavel holds hands with Yahoozy and spins around in circles atop a verdant hillside.
* Pavel watches the sky turn into a lava lamp and sings along with the 60's music.
* Yahoozy does the cliche movie things. Runs across fields, arms outstretched as she runs into Pavel's arms. <3
<Pavel> I forgot how awesome you were. I think I've been reminded. You always seem to get all the best references, and you reciprocate them in the most hot-tastic ways.
<Pavel> Erm. I think that came out properly.
<Yahoozy> I didn't forget how cool you were, though. ;)
<Yahoozy> It did.
<Pavel> Thank you, babe.
<Yahoozy> Not at all.
<Yahoozy> So. How are you?
<Pavel> Pretty good.
<Pavel> Life is treating me well.
<Yahoozy> That's always a good thing.
* Yahoozy gropes his two erections!
<Pavel> You'll find they're both equally erect. I don't know how I manage it, really.
<Yahoozy> A whole eighteen inches or so.
<Pavel> You remembered... ^_^
<Yahoozy> And impressive girth.
<Yahoozy> And yes, I did. I remember things. ;)
<Pavel> I still need to send you pics some time. Remind me.
<Yahoozy> I think I have one of you.
<Yahoozy> You have brown hair and glasses.
<Pavel> My hair is blonde now.
<Pavel> Better glasses, too.
<Yahoozy> Neato.
<Pavel> Is it fully evident that I'm making advances towards you? After you answer that, tell me if it's endearing, annoying, or making you wet.
<Yahoozy> Yes. Little bit of column A, little bit of column C.
* Pavel updates the Excel spreadsheet.
<Yahoozy> Teehee.
<Yahoozy> It's both endearing and arousing.
<Pavel> I gathered that. I was just trying to bring some much-needed nerdiness to my propositioning.
<Yahoozy> Nerd-propostion away!
<Pavel> I wish I could make out with you on my sofa right now.
<Pavel> It's a really good sofa. It needs to see some usage.
<Yahoozy> Heeheehee.
<Pavel> ...Too much? Tell me if this is too much. I clearly am not in control of my faculties.
<Pavel> My raging testosterone must be clouding my thoughts.
<Yahoozy> It's not too much.
<Pavel> Is it wrong to be physically attracted to a girl over the Internet in this day and age?
<Yahoozy> Not at all.
<Yahoozy> And if it was too much, I would stop you, be rest assured of that.
<Pavel> Well. If that's out of the way, allow me to envision myself suckling at your nipples, in a way that only 25% of British men can.
<Yahoozy> Hee. Are you going to pounce on me or not, dude? :P
<Pavel> I don't think I can pounce that far. I'm entitled to imagining you in all sorts of crazy positions, though, right?
<Yahoozy> Sure! :P
<Pavel> I don't think I've ever seen a picture of you. I... erm... wouldn't mind jerking off to it.
* Pavel intends to come off as a creepy old man before the evening is through.
<Yahoozy> You won't.
<Yahoozy> You'll be charming, boy-next-door Pavel to me.
<Pavel> At the risk of sounding like a broken record...
<Pavel> ^_^
<Yahoozy> Teehee.
<Pavel> Do girls really have orgasms or is it one big conspiracy? I could go either way on this one--I've seen lots of evidence for and against.
<Yahoozy> I am legally prohibited from revealing any evidence suggesting either. To distract you from this potentially culturally hazardous question, I shall use my considerable assets.
* Yahoozy flashes.
<Pavel> Hm. You offer a compelling argument.
<Yahoozy> Hee.
* Yahoozy gropes.
* Pavel slides a hand down the front of Yahoozy's panties to see how wet she is.
* Pavel gets really hard against his jeans, almost painfully so.
<Yahoozy> Bleh. Computer.
* Yahoozy re-gropes.
<Pavel> Did you get anything I said after that?
<Pavel> ^_^ Because it was pretty hot.
<Yahoozy> I got nothing after me groping you.
* Pavel slides a hand down the front of Yahoozy's panties to see how wet she is.
* Pavel gets really hard against his jeans, almost painfully so.
* Yahoozy is quite wet indeed, her panties were soaked by this point.
* Pavel kisses the nape of Mason's neck and slowly pulls his kisses down along the silky smooth curvature of her breast.
* Pavel rolls his tongue briefly across her nipple, flicking at it playfully, before moving further down.
* Yahoozy bends her head back, exposing her neck fully to her. She arched her back, letting it follow her back as she exposed her breasts to him as well.
* Pavel drops to his knees and places a hand on either side of Mason, framing her hips at the edges of his vision. He bites onto the rim of her panties and drags them slowly down, just far enough to expose her femininity.
* Yahoozy just lets him take control at this point; letting him strip her down to nothing and expose all of her to the world, sighing happily.
* Pavel pushes his head in close and encompasses Mason's sex with his mouth. He slowly slides his tongue across the folds and flicks fleetingly at the apex of her pleasure.
* Yahoozy spreads her legs, resting them on Pavel's shoulders as she rocks her hips against him, becoming even wetter under the pleasure of his tongue.
* Pavel continues pleasuring her with his tongue, developing a rhythm of movement and breaking it momentarily to see how deep he can reach inside of her with his tongue.
* Yahoozy keeps rocking her hips against him, using her legs to press his head against her sex; eager for him to get deeper and deeper into it.
* Pavel quickly penetrates her with his tongue, rhythmically. After half a minute, he pulls his tongue from her entirely and begins sucking gently on her hardened clit.
* Yahoozy gasps in pleasure, wrapped her legs around his shoulders again. "Ohhh, god." She keeps rubbing her pelvis against his face, eager for more of this.
* Pavel presses his face into the folds of her sexuality, licking madly and sucking more strongly on her clit. The taste of her body drives him even wilder.
* Yahoozy keeps moaning, crying out louder and louder as he started to get more frentic and frenzied. With one hand, she idly rubbed her left breast.
* Pavel keeps his mouth over Mason's clit and continues sucking at it in rhythm with the swinging of her hips. He inserts two of his figners into her body and begins thrusting them into her, matching the rhythm of his mouth.
* Pavel drags his fingers along the roof of her vagina in a "come hither" motion with every withdrawal.
* Yahoozy moves her other hand to Pavel's head, grabbing his blonde hair lightly as she kept swinging her hips against him. Every motion he was making, with both his fingers and his mouth was getting her closer and closer to her edge...
* Pavel quickens his movements and passionately makes love to her feminine beauty with his mouth. Pavel loses control of himself in the power of the moment and awaits Mason's release.
* Yahoozy finally releases her essence in a myriad of moans, gasps, and shivers wracking her body. She then collapses limp in the chair, glowing in her post-orgasm glory.
* Pavel passes out onto her body, gripping tightly onto her hips.
* Yahoozy grips him tightly back, sighing happily.
* Yahoozy giggled at him. "Do you think I should repay you for that?"
* Pavel smiles at her and says, "Just remember you owe me one, hun."
* Yahoozy winks down at him. "Deal."
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Postby Universezero » 2011.04.15 (11:12)

As far as cliques go, the main one I was in was the RPG Arstar, which kept completely out of the community's hair. I made some friends, and generally had a good time. As the old saying goes, do what you love and fuck the rest. This community's been an awesome place, no doubt, but you gotta find a place that you're comfortable with. With Arstar pretty much dead, I do feel like I'm floating a lot on this forum, trying to find somewhere to go. Maybe it's because I spend little time on the IRC nowadays; I don't know.

I miss the old days, though. The roleplays with Drath, Communist, ChaoStar... the Gunbound and Toribash with Dave, Orange... the podcasts with Lenny, Kablizzy... it's been good. I hope to recapture these moments, some day.
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Postby Kablizzy » 2011.04.15 (17:01)

oughts wrote:I don't want to be the guy who says "oh, it's the internet, it's not serious", because I know that this community is important to a lot of us, and for good reason, but seriously? You post spam, Yahoozy says "ugh", gloomp posts some ellipses, Tanner more than politely moves it to a more appropriate place, and so you're leaving?
...Wait, *That* is the reason behind all this? Bahahahaha. Jesus mother butt ***FUCKING*** Christ. Y'know what'd be fun? If we stopped sitting around on our hands and started having fun again. The main reason Dave, LV, KA and I had our "clique" was because we all innovated shit to do when we were bored. Inclusive, fun, entertaining, engaging shit. The only reason Pavel doesn't have fun is because his entertaining is gore and death metal, and no one here identifies with that. Or, Hell. Maybe some of you do, but why, back in my day...
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Postby Apakenua » 2011.04.15 (22:20)

N4Srs wrote:
oughts wrote:I don't want to be the guy who says "oh, it's the internet, it's not serious", because I know that this community is important to a lot of us, and for good reason, but seriously? You post spam, Yahoozy says "ugh", gloomp posts some ellipses, Tanner more than politely moves it to a more appropriate place, and so you're leaving?
Y'know what'd be fun? If we stopped sitting around on our hands and started having fun again.
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Postby aids » 2011.04.16 (00:53)

You can't force us to have fun! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!

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Postby Rose » 2011.04.17 (05:31)

Duchess of Awesome wrote:[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> You're a dick, you know that?
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> You totally made that entire exchange up.
[20:32:21] <Yahoozy> I didn't say any of that.
[20:32:21] <blue_tetris> Now look here, Samantha. When it comes right down do it, I'm the chicken and you're the egg, right? So why don't you just get right down off your high horse there and tell us all what this is really about, mmkay?
[20:32:43] <Yahoozy> More like Dr. Cocks.
[20:32:54] <blue_tetris> Sorry, I didn't catch that, Bethany. Say again?
[20:33:11] <Yahoozy> I said more like Dr. C...
[20:33:17] <blue_tetris> SNORE!
*** blue_tetris has left #n (I re-he-he-he-heally don't have time for this right now, Shirley.)
[20:33:23] <Yahoozy> I wish I could get him to love me. I really do.
I... but... Dave made up the whole thing? o_O Timestamps, typos, everything?
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2011.04.17 (16:39)

He replaced the names in an IRC conversation between himself and Tanner about rocket_thumped.
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Postby Rose » 2011.04.18 (00:20)

I have now come to realize that Pavel was actually just a few days ahead of me. I'm leaving, hopefully permanently, though I'm probably too much of a weak-ass to follow through on that. Let's face it, this is a community of technology geeks and hipsters, neither of which I blend in with very well. Honestly, the only reason I've stayed here so long is because I have nobody else to talk to, but I don't think that's a good reason. Most of you hate me anyway. People have told me I'm not as hated as I was before, but I don't believe them. I think they realize how fucking emotionally unstable I am and so tell me that so I don't kill myself or something. Why would they do that? Because while I may not get along with most of you, you guys aren't evil. But nonetheless, I don't belong here. So I'm done. Here's hoping I'm strong enough to be an island of solitude until I find some new friends. If I end up coming back, it'll probably only be to a couple small IRC channels, so most of you will probably never see me again. Good-fucking-bye.

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Postby Rose » 2011.04.18 (03:18)

Okay, so, like, I'm calmer now. That said, I'm not going back in #n, and probably not #music either. As far as posting here instead of the leavers thread, I figured given the direction this thread had taken, it was relevant. So... yeah. I guess you could say I'm semi-leaving. I'm not going to change who I am, so if anyone has a problem with that, too bad. I'm sure we can just avoid each other.

The fact of the matter is that I'm simply too different compared to most people here (as was Pavel). It was only a matter of time before something like this happened. If I appear to anyone that I've reverted back to my dickish ways of the past, I can assure you that's not the case. I'm just really pissed off that this community is less accepting than it should be. When it becomes socially okay to tell someone to their face that you hate them, you know the place has gone to hell.
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Postby Tanner » 2011.04.18 (16:43)

So, I read through the logs and there's just one thing I want to say.

Rose, buddy, nobody is mad at you because your family has 13 TVs. They're mad at anyone who has 13 TVs. That you belong to that group is largely incidental. This community is primarily left-oriented politically so if the opinion of the channel of your familial demographic caught you by surprise, well, I find it difficult to feel sorry for you. Besides, I know you've read this thread so... I dunno. Nobody seems quite sure what you're upset about.
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