TheRealN.com shutdown due to CPU strain on our server's computers as a result of high usage of TheRealN.com's MySQL databases.
This strain on the databases occured as a result of a spambot using an area of our website vulnerable to such an attack.
The error has been fixed.
We regret any problems this may have caused and appreciate your continued support throughout the events.
~Dave.
TheRealN.com's Momentary Shutdown
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- Demon Fisherman
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- Damn You're Fine
- Posts: 388
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thanks for getting it fixed so fast!
random stuff
Thanks tp pawz and GTM for the sig
obligatory ad for my comic(s)
LittleViking wrote:Oh, sure. I just hope this doesn't open the door to new jokes instead, you know? I'd hate for this to shed some light on more name-related puns. Maybe now they can focus their efforts elsewhere.
Awww, so cute!
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- Bayking
- Posts: 318
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Oh, woah. A spambot? Ah well, it's fixed.This strain on the databases occurred as a result of a spambot using an area of our website vulnerable to such an attack.
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- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
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That'd be your boy LV.Eternal Boredom wrote:thanks for getting it fixed so fast!
The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
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- Admin
- Posts: 2332
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- NUMA Profile: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera :3
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- MBTI Type: INTJ
- Location: Phoenix, Arizona
I thought you (b_t) did not register for 2009 hosting, but I like your 'we-were-attacked-by-a-spambot' reason better. thanks for getting it back on its feet.
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- Unsavory Conquistador of the Western Front
- Posts: 1541
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We're quite paid-up. Just a silly little thing we need to secure a bit better.
vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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- Mr. Glass
- Posts: 2019
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- MBTI Type: ENTP
- Location: up down left right start A start
You boys are swift <3
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::: Map Theory: The Importance of Function & Form
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- The maximum possible score in one turn at darts.
- Posts: 189
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (16:45)
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- MBTI Type: ISTP
Just wondering, do we know who exactly let this spambot loose on the forums?
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- Loquacious
- Posts: 1764
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- Location: lacks whiskers of mass destruction.
Spambot.. that's a pretty cool name. :P
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- King Sanchez De La Cruz Magnifico IV: Return of Lenny Laser-Tits
- Posts: 890
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Thankyou very much LV, for getting this back up so quickly. I'm happy as hell. :D
<&Yanni> I've had an ambient song like this playing for a couple hours,
<&Yanni> Oh no wait that is MY AIR CONDITIONER
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<@Animator> :::: Techno was killed by a better music genre.
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<SouthyMcGee> Music is auditory art. What art is a different argument.
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<&sforzando> Alright, no 247MHz for you.
Previous Custom Member Titles: Cross-Country Sticker King 2k10, Doing Out the Girls, Outdoing the Girls, Lenny Laser-Tits, King Sanchez De La Cruz Magnifico IV: Return of Lenny Laser-Tits (current).
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- The number of seats in an Airbus A380
- Posts: 557
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (08:29)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Eiturlyf
- MBTI Type: ISFP
- Location: Iceland!
I blame Evil_Sire.
Die Kreatur muss sterben!
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- Hawaii Five-Oh
- Posts: 921
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:49)
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- Location: Melbourne-ish
Haha, when i first saw the shutdown message, i thought it was me that was banned. Thanks LV for sorting it out so quickly.
Ice Climbers are awesome. Deal with it.
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- Bayking
- Posts: 316
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Thanks LV we all owe you one.
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- Loquacious
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Ugh, I think about 50% of NUMA users thought that, including me :PCondog wrote:Haha, when i first saw the shutdown message, i thought it was me that was banned. Thanks LV for sorting it out so quickly.
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- Yet Another Harshad
- Posts: 464
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I think blue_tetris shut down the forums for a day just so he could be more powerful.
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- Moderator
- Posts: 1402
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- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/therealone
Same. Lol. I was like "what did i do?!!"Condog wrote:Haha, when i first saw the shutdown message, i thought it was me that was banned. Thanks LV for sorting it out so quickly.
<@Izzy> Holy balls, sweet run.
<@gloomp> Holy sweet, balls run.
<@Izzy> Sweet, balls run holy.
<@gloomp> Run sweet, balls holy.
<@Izzy> Sweet run, ballsy hole.
<@gloomp> All's sweet, holeb run.
<@Izzy> Ballsy nun, sweet mole.
<@Kool> bro no joke, I saw the sexiest swedish chick giving herself anal on one of those pop-up alarm-clocks at my uncle's house
<@gloomp> Holy sweet, balls run.
<@Izzy> Sweet, balls run holy.
<@gloomp> Run sweet, balls holy.
<@Izzy> Sweet run, ballsy hole.
<@gloomp> All's sweet, holeb run.
<@Izzy> Ballsy nun, sweet mole.
<@Kool> bro no joke, I saw the sexiest swedish chick giving herself anal on one of those pop-up alarm-clocks at my uncle's house
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- Mr. Glass
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- MBTI Type: ENTP
- Location: up down left right start A start
TheRealOne wrote:Same. Lol. I was like "what did i do?!!"Condog wrote:Haha, when i first saw the shutdown message, i thought it was me that was banned. Thanks LV for sorting it out so quickly.
Hm. I logged into NUMA and thought: "Ooh, comments on my maps..."
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::: Map Theory: The Importance of Function & Form
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- Spoil-Sport
- Posts: 659
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gaaah whats with all the acronyms?
i still dont know who AV is.
i still dont know who AV is.
and so it goes, and so it goes, and so will you soon i suppose.
- Billy Joel
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- Moderator
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Assuming you mean LV, it's LittleViking, one of the admins. Thanks LV for fixing this so quickly!eganic wrote:gaaah whats with all the acronyms?
i still dont know who AV is.
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- Spoil-Sport
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that is what i mean >_<
yea thanks much obliged
yea thanks much obliged
and so it goes, and so it goes, and so will you soon i suppose.
- Billy Joel
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- Jedi Pimp
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Thank You LV!
are any of my friends still here
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- Lifer
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wouldn't have to be on the forums (and probably wasn't), could be anywhere on therealn.comAxonn wrote:Just wondering, do we know who exactly let this spambot loose on the forums?
Tycho: "I don't know why people ever, ever try to stop nerds from doing things. It's really the most incredible waste of time."
Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
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- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
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- MBTI Type: ENTP
It was no one we know, and it was likely not done as an attack. Well... I mean, I think using idiotic Cialis-promoting spambots that no one is going to listen to might be considered an "attack" on the function and form of the Internet. But it wasn't intended to take out the site.
It was a vulnerability, the robots discovered it, we killed the robots and patched up the hole. Earth City is safe again...
...for now.
It was a vulnerability, the robots discovered it, we killed the robots and patched up the hole. Earth City is safe again...
...for now.
The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
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- Odd
- Posts: 1374
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