Worst experience with a child/children
- Not So Awesome Blossom
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Pretty much every day is like what Vyache said. Compounded by the fact that I'm homeschooled, so there's really no escape. Yeah.
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So pretty much, I came out of it having not had lunch, with puke all over me, feeling sick. .____.
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You actually kind of get used to it. You know how in prison, at first the prisoners hate it, but then they just learn to deal with it, and start running their little prison businesses? Yeah. A little like that.Universezero wrote:I'm so, so sorry man. That must be hell.ℛeginald ℙoon wrote:I'm the oldest of six kids so I've been kind of desensitized to little children.
Pretty much every day is like what Vyache said. Compounded by the fact that I'm homeschooled, so there's really no escape. Yeah.
Plus, since I'm homeschooled, I don't really talk to people, like, ever. So, as imperfect as it may be, conversing with my littler siblings keeps my social skills about as sharp as a fairly sharp spoon.
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I hate kids.
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The putter missed the ball completely and whacked the kid next to me in the head. He went to the hospital in an ambulance, and I got away with it by blaming it on a 3 year old that no one in the daycare particularly liked. He was a few holes behind when it happened, but everyone believed me and he was shunned by the rest of the kids afterwards and the staff filed some report or something, I don't remember. He stayed at the daycare for a few more months before leaving, and I haven't seen him since.
Kids are pretty dumb, aren't they?
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[16:29] <@golfkid> lol
[16:30] <@golfkid> It looks so simple
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My cousin took a shit in the middle of my living room a few years ago. Everyone involved was embarrassed.Destiny wrote:some american family stayed in my house for a day, and they had two kids. One female(5), one male(7). The male on was amazed by N game that i already had open on my pc. So i made some really easy peasy maps for him and taught him how to play the game. After four or five maps i'd become his idol. For the next 24 hours he followed me everywhere, often just staring at me when i was doing something that didn't really involve him. It was a little creepy. I tried to give him things to do so that i could sneak off from him. I remember starting a new game of pokemon on my DS and giving it to him (he'd never played pokemon!) and tried to leave him to it, but as soon as i left the room he put it down and followed me. And then there was the thing where he didn't go to the toilet until he was already pissing. Fucking annoying.
I hate kids.
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