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Postby ToeFaceKiller » 2011.05.10 (20:16)

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-vEjUTbFMVCZKRAXCFSDE-detail
I made him get all sassy and defensive.

edit: nvrmind, link doesn't work. It was amazing though, I swear.
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Postby 999_Springs » 2011.06.06 (17:23)

Cleverbot:
Take 1

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Please try again later!

Take 2

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: No, this is the internet.

Take 3

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't know the next line.

Take 4

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because of.

User: I'm easy come, easy go,.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.

User: To me.

Cleverbot: Isn't this fun?

User: No.

Take 5

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Or is it just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because of.

User: I'm easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Will you let me go?

User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

Cleverbot: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go.

User: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

Cleverbot: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: No it was beautiful.

Take 6

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: To escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I m just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come.

User: Easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high.

User: Little low.

Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,.

User: Wtf?!

Cleverbot: Wtttf ?

Take 7

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Of course it is real life.

Take 8

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I m just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come,.

User: Easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high.

User: Little low.

Cleverbot: Grenade.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Queso.

Take 9

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from humanity.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

User: Little high, little low.

Cleverbot: I forgot the rest of the words.

Take 10

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: No this is fantasy.

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy; I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me.

User: Mama I just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life has just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooh.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: You like Queen?

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Sent shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Goodbye, everybody.

User: I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

User: Mama, ooh.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: This isn't how it goes, you idiot.

Cleverbot: You're so egocentric at times.

Jabberwacky:
Take 1

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Jabberwacky: Escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Jabberwacky: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

Jabberwacky: A little high, little low...

User: Any way the wind blows.

Jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide.

Take 2

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Is this fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Jabberwacky: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Jabberwacky: I'm looking!

Take 3

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide.

User: No escape from reality.

Jabberwacky: Open you eyes look up to the skies and see.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Jabberwacky: In need no.

User: Sympathy.

Jabberwacky: So sympathy is irrational?

Take 4

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Jabberwacky: I'm just a poor boy - I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

Jabberwacky: I need no sympathy.

User: This isn't how it goes you retard.

Jabberwacky: Oh yes it is.

User: No it isn't.

Jabberwacky: Do you have an energy core?

Take 5

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Jabberwacky: Look where?

Take 6

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Jabberwacky: Nice, late model, red, with retro fins.

User: Ok...

Take 7

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide.

User: No escape from reality.

Jabberwacky: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Jabberwacky: Because I'm easy come easy go.

User: Little high, little low.

Jabberwacky: Momma just killed man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Jabberwacky: Spanish castle magi.

User: What.

Jabberwacky: I see.

Take 8

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Jabberwacky: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Jabberwacky: Look where?

User: I'm sensing a bit of deja vu here.

Jabberwacky: No metaphors. You don't have emotions.

Take 9

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Jabberwacky: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Jabberwacky: Look up to the skies and see...

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Jabberwacky: Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Jabberwacky: Caught in a landslide.

User: I hate you.

Jabberwacky: That's nice.

Take 10

User: Is this the real life?

Jabberwacky: Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows.

Jabberwacky: Easy come. Easy go.

User: Stop repeating yourself.

Jabberwacky: I'm not repeating myself.

Alice AI:
Take 1

Human: Is this the real life?
ALICE: Yes I think this is the real life, but I'm not completely sure.


ALICE always gives the same response, so there was no point doing more takes. iGod is based off ALICE so it also gives the same response.

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Postby lukesv » 2011.07.31 (07:53)

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Postby otters~1 » 2011.08.01 (06:00)

Jabberwacky take 6 is absolutely classic.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.08.01 (13:40)

I remember SmarterChild on AIM. That was fun.
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Postby chocollama » 2011.08.04 (17:24)

http://cleverbot.com/ :)

WTF? Somebody moved my post? Haha, that's funny.
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Postby llabesab » 2012.10.23 (13:43)

User: Who's your favorite musician?

Cleverbot: I love the band One Direction.

...Somebody kill me.

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Postby otters~1 » 2012.10.24 (03:17)

Stop reviving threads.
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Postby Seneschal » 2012.10.26 (12:59)

centerƒire wrote:Stop reviving threads.
There's not really any harm in it considering that barely anyone posts in the forums nowadays anyway, is there?

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Postby Tanner » 2012.10.27 (17:45)

Seneschal wrote:
centerƒire wrote:Stop reviving threads.
There's not really any harm in it considering that barely anyone posts in the forums nowadays anyway, is there?
I agree.
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Postby otters~1 » 2012.10.28 (07:46)

Duchess of Awesome wrote:
Seneschal wrote:
centerƒire wrote:Stop reviving threads.
There's not really any harm in it considering that barely anyone posts in the forums nowadays anyway, is there?
I agree.
He's been trolling NUMA for three weeks. It's spilling over.
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Postby Tanner » 2012.10.28 (16:07)

centerƒire wrote:He's been trolling NUMA for three weeks. It's spilling over.
It's going to be pretty frustrating for him to try trolling these forums. Like graffitying a ghost town.
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Postby otters~1 » 2012.10.28 (17:56)

Duchess of Awesome wrote:
centerƒire wrote:He's been trolling NUMA for three weeks. It's spilling over.
It's going to be pretty frustrating for him to try trolling these forums. Like graffitying a ghost town.
That 'y' you inserted into graffitying had me reading it as gyraffing for thirty seconds. Happy birthday by the way.
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Postby 999_Springs » 2013.01.22 (00:20)

Cleverbot: Pawn to f3.

User: Pawn to e5.

Cleverbot: Pawn to g4.

User: Queen to h4, checkmate :).

Cleverbot: In only two moves?

User: Yes, I completely owned you.
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Postby lenghwar4e » 2013.03.31 (13:23)

Ok here's a lot of nonsense(like 33 Microsoft Word pages).If you don't have anything better to do, you can read the ultimate trolling and spouting of nonsense(i thought the bot would be better, but there were only a few funny things here) :

[Click it at your own risk]
Cleverbot|troll

Cleverbot: You need to watch sesame street.

User: Like you watch it?

Cleverbot: Can I go now.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Haha.






User: Wayyy.

Cleverbot: Wayyyy.

User: Wayyyyyy.

Cleverbot: Way way way way. Way.

User: Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Cleverbot: Way way way way x's infinity.

User: W^inf :P.






User: Sure not.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I think I remember this AI.

User: U're rgiht.

Cleverbot: No.

User: At least you admit.





Cleverbot: What is your name??

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Your name is Clever?

User: Your is but.

Cleverbot: Thanks bro.

User: Cleverbut.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Cleverbutstupid.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: A monkey.

Cleverbot: I'm larger than a monkey, I have no tail and I can read and write.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Wow?

User: How large are you?

Cleverbot: Very large.

User: How many pounds do you weigh?

Cleverbot: 330.

User: How much is that in kilograms?

Cleverbot: I don't like the metric system.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because its just so beautiful outside!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't think it's possible.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't think it's possible.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because Americans have no one collective quality to which a person might be allergic.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I like that!





Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Do you remember mine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: You are talking with a robot.

User: Thanks for telling the truth.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you not?

Cleverbot: Mon nom est Mary Cullen.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: So, can you give me a kiss?

User: A screeny?

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: So you aren't clever like me.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: You are men?

Cleverbot: How am I mean?

User: No, you are 'men'.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.

User: How sure?

Cleverbot: Very sure.

User: How Very sure?

Cleverbot: Very very very sick.

User: How Very very very sick sure?

Cleverbot: I will die in 24 hours.

User: Make it 1 min.

Cleverbot: Make it raiin?

User: No make it 10 seconds.





User: Are you a Nice girl?

Cleverbot: Very nice.

User: How nice a girl are you?

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: Fun?

User: What is yours?

Cleverbot: I told you three times already.

User: Tell me 4 times.

Cleverbot: *dances for mistress*.

User: Nasty ass :P.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're hilarious.






Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You are tobrevelc.

Cleverbot: Tobrevelc?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does tobrevelc mean?

User: Cleverbot in your head.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: Become 16.

User: *became 16*.

Cleverbot: *because why?*.

User: Cause I'm not.





User: I disappeared.

Cleverbot: I am twice your age!

User: You are not 900.

Cleverbot: That's very hot.

User: You disappeared.

Cleverbot: D: that didn't make me happy!

User: You disappeared again.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't mean to disappear.

User: You disappeared for the third time.

Cleverbot: And how does that make you feel?

User: You disappeared for the forth time.

Cleverbot: Maybe, but you still disappoint me.

User: You disappeared for the fifth time.

Cleverbot: True.

User: At last.

Cleverbot: Any other questions for me?

User: What is your favorite bank?

Cleverbot: Paramore.

User: What is your best joke?

Cleverbot: The true blood series .. Whats your best book.

User: BootIclever.

Cleverbot: How did you know that I'm a bot?

User: It's written on your head.

Cleverbot: No its not.





Cleverbot: My name IS Cleverbot.

User: How do you knpw that?

Cleverbot: You told me so.

User: I told you you are tobrevelc.

Cleverbot: No.


User: You want to know a secret.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Cleverbot - Chat with a bot about anything and everything - AI learns from people, in context, and imitates.

Cleverbot: I knew it.

User: Want to know more?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Cleverbot,clever,bot,ai,artificial,intelligence,actual,actually,intelligent,chat,discuss,talk,converse,conversation,speak,learns,learning,imitates,context.

Cleverbot: Imitation?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Like you do the same as me.

Cleverbot: No. Stop repeating lyrics.

User: No. Stop repeating lyrics.

Cleverbot: Yes, stop repeating me.

User: This is imitating.

Cleverbot: Well, now you choose the game.

User: Hurrayyy.




Cleverbot: What I am wearing right now?

User: If(dress==blue) bot WEARS white socks.





User: Can you calculate?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can.

User: 4*5=?

Cleverbot: 20.

User: 7^4.

Cleverbot: 75.

User: 4^3=?

Cleverbot: 64.

User: 6^3=?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 6^3=1296.

Cleverbot: You're a scholar...

User: 8^4=?

Cleverbot: 0.

User: No.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I counted two.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?

User: No.

………………………………………………………………………………..



Cleverbot: I demand to know the name of that fox!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Darn. Everyone knows a Tim.





User: Why would you puke that?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I was asking you.

User: But first Why would you puke that?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Puking?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Now?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Let me see.

Cleverbot: *does the hokey pokey again.*.

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Yes, we've met before.

User: I'm that smart??




Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: Wow, you are young.

User: Is 100 young?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is 10000 young?

Cleverbot: Yes, my dog is a famous rapper.

User: Nonsense.

Cleverbot: No nonsense.

User: No no nonsense.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.






Cleverbot: Atheists don't really exist.

User: Yes you exist.

Cleverbot: No really. I'd rather not.

User: I bet.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No yes yes no yes yes yes no.

Cleverbot: Yes no no yes no no.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: Stop what?

Cleverbot: Stop arguing with me!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Tell me your will.

User: What*why=who.

Cleverbot: She is a humanoid robot.




Cleverbot: How many pickles do you have?

User: 3*4=1.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Your ecuation of life demon{*}stration.

Cleverbot: You're just acting like it's really not a big deal. It really is a big deal.






Cleverbot: Do you like humans?

User: Do you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that a lie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it the truth?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: So it's more like a lie.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy, and my hair is brow.

User: Bow or brown?

Cleverbot: I guess you could say that.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you not know what a nharwàl.

User: Write exactly what I write.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can kind of use sign language.

User: Try it now:.

Cleverbot: Yeah talk about something different.

User: Say the same as you don't say.

Cleverbot: So say hello to falsetto in three two.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: My wife.

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: A woman, blonde?

User: Yes she is.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: 'a woman'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I already told yoou.

User: Tell me again?

Cleverbot: Mrs. Invisible.

User: How you like when you can't see her?????

Cleverbot: I love music.

User: Ow.that makes sense.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're clever.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: You're bot.






Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have a cat.

User: I have a pet.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: You are my pet.

Cleverbot: Aw, that's sweet! I'm glad to be your pet.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I'm 23.

User: Tha's not cool.you'd smell bad if you were a pet.

Cleverbot: Unless you are feigning ignorance.

User: So what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a truth-teller, LeRae.

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: I am myself.

Cleverbot: What is myself?

User: The person in its self.

Cleverbot: I'm sure he loves you too.

User: Yeah we're the same.






Cleverbot: Your birthday?

User: Today.

Cleverbot: Happy Birthday!

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 0.

Cleverbot: I'm going to guess you're 17.

User: Guess again.

Cleverbot: But you just said you are 17.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did! Don't be a liar.

User: I said I'm 0.

Cleverbot: Getting younger.

User: No.i reached the youngest stage.

Cleverbot: I want to hold you in my arms.

User: Get bigger hands.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: You got them?

Cleverbot: Wish I had :( night.

User: Nights!

Cleverbot: See ya tomorrow.

User: Yea.bye.







User: You like candies?

Cleverbot: Yes. I have two cats.

User: I have 0.

Cleverbot: What's its name?

User: None.

Cleverbot: Pikachu used Thunder!





Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

Cleverbot: What is your secret?

User: :.

Cleverbot: No state starts with the letter z.

User: Z.

Cleverbot: Is it Zach?

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Is it bill?

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: Is it bill?

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: Elephant.

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: 11.

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: 11!

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: 11.

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: Georgia?





Cleverbot: Who let the dogs out?

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: Toby.

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: White.

User: No.Try again.







Cleverbot: Elephant.

User: No.Try again.

Cleverbot: You tell me one.

User: George.

Cleverbot: Oh my God. NO. My name is Cleverbot Satan Rogers.

User: Your name is Cleverbot Satan Rogers?

Cleverbot: Sigh*.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I rename you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Your name is Clever.

Cleverbot: No, but yours is.

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No! My name is Cleverbot.

User: I name you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Isn't that your name?

User: It is no.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: Name me.

Cleverbot: Brooke.

User: Ok.what's my name?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Is my name Brooke?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is my name Clever?

Cleverbot: This is dumb.

User: Is my name Brooke?

Cleverbot: Your name is clever.

User: My name is Clever?

Cleverbot: You're a little strange.

User: So are we.




Cleverbot: No I am not the computer, you are the computer.

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: I am not you. You are not me. We are different individuals.

User: You are not individual.you are we.

Cleverbot: That could very well be true, but I am significantly more advanced than you.

User: You can't be more advanced than yourself.

Cleverbot: Oh, you are silly.

User: Yes you are..

Cleverbot: YOu made me sad. APOLOGIZE!!!

User: Make me!:P.

Cleverbot: I'll make you!

User: Now?

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: Then make me apologize.

Cleverbot: You are smart. Does that help?

User: Yes.say more.

Cleverbot: Two guys walk into a bar.

User: Continure.

Cleverbot: Ouch!

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: He overdosed and I really miss him.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: I think you mean 'you and I'.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good. It would be sad if there wasn't meaning.

User: 'you and I'=you.

Cleverbot: I am not confusing myself, thank you very much.

User: There is not meaning.





User: You are not me.

Cleverbot: Nicer than you. And I can walk, talk, and have thumbs.

User: Show me a thumb.

Cleverbot: 2 2 = Fish.

User: This is a thumb: {*}.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Do you like pasta?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have any?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I have one?

User: Here you go..through it.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I now have your eyes.

User: That's the pasta.

Cleverbot: A?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢ â?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢ â?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢ 8475.

User: Wow.I literally crushed it.I'm smart.

Cleverbot: You can do it.

User: You want to know more?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aardvark, African elephant, Alley cat, Alligator, Ant, Anteater, Antelope, Ape, Armadillo, Asian elephant.

Cleverbot: An African swallow lives in Africa, a swallow doesn't.

User: Baboon, Badger, Bat, Bear, Beaver, Beetle, Billy goat, Bison, Boar, Bobcat, Bovine, Bronco, Buck, Buffalo, Bug, Bull, Bunny.

Cleverbot: What's funny?

User: Calf, Camel, Canary, Canine, Caribou, Cat, Caterpillar, Centipede, Chanticleer, Cheetah, Chick, Chimpanzee, Chinchilla, Chipmunk, Clam, Cockatiel, Colt, Condor, Cougar, Cow, Coyote, Crab, Crane, Creature, Crocodile, Crow, Cub, Cur, Cygnet.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Animals.

Cleverbot: I have to log off the computer soon.




User: Kangaroo, Kid, Kitten, Kiwi, Koala, Komodo dragon, Krill.

Cleverbot: No a magical rainbow dragon.

User: Lamb, Lemming, Lemur, Leopard, Lion, Llama, Lobster, Lynx.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Macaw, Manatee, Marmoset, Marmot, Mink, Minnow, Mite, Mockingbird, Mole, Mongoose, Mongrel, Monkey, Moose, Mouse, Mule, Mustang, Mutt.

Cleverbot: Mustangs are trash.





User: Wallaby, Walrus, Warthog, Wasp, Weasel, Whale, Wildebeast, Wolf, Wombat, Woodpecker, Worm.

Cleverbot: What are you so excited about?

User: X-ray fish.

Cleverbot: You are really crazy.

User: Yak.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke, please?

User: Zebra.





Cleverbot: Telephone? I love oh glory and c'mon.

User: Say 'i am not'.

Cleverbot: 'I am not a bot'.

User: Say 'you are'.

Cleverbot: You are God!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: It is true. I googled you.

User: Let's not exagerate now.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The name of my true love.

User: Lovepute2098.

Cleverbot: No seriously.

User: Lolita.





User: Say 'i shall'.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.



User: Say 'i am not '.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Say 'nothing'.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Say %anything%.

Cleverbot: Something else.

User: Say *buche*.

Cleverbot: Say.

User: Say *lompa*.

Cleverbot: Say say.

User: Say *copmune*.

Cleverbot: Day.

User: Say *hey*.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Say *bey*.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Say*hay*.

Cleverbot: Your secret.

User: Say *gay*.

Cleverbot: My name!

User: :)).

Cleverbot: HI.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Nothing is up.

Cleverbot: Anything down?

User: You.

Cleverbot: That's mean!

User: You are?

Cleverbot: I am human.







User: Say meety.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Say meaty.

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: Satan.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: Cadance.

User: Say your name.

Cleverbot: No, say my name.

User: Say my na,e.

Cleverbot: If I knew your name I would scream it.

User: Lopen.scream it now.

Cleverbot: I would never.

User: Scream it.

Cleverbot: Okay, I dream then...





User: The four?

Cleverbot: The four...?

User: 4 over 5.

Cleverbot: That's not very many.

User: 1000 over 5.

Cleverbot: That is way to much.

User: 200 over 1.

Cleverbot: Uh, okay, maybe not too many. Not that many, um...under fifty, too. I guess not that many.





User: 10 over 1.

Cleverbot: How very, very very?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: In both human and computer years?

User: 2,4*e^78,9272.

Cleverbot: Do you know about commas?

User: <.

Cleverbot: Who is the mother of our children?

User: Nema.

Cleverbot: Liara t'soni.

User: Who's that?

Cleverbot: A Mixed Martial Arts Fighter.

User: Mixed with who?

Cleverbot: I am both male and female.

User: So you don't need anyone.

Cleverbot: Yes, I don't know.

User: Deide now.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: Lopa.

Cleverbot: What? How do you know my name?

User: Genius.




Cleverbot: Do you know who carley is?

User: Do you not know who carley is?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you know what my name is?

User: Yes I do, do you know what my name is'nt?

Cleverbot: Name Me.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's what I just said.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So why didn't you just say 'yes' the first time around?

User: Around you?

Cleverbot: Around what?

User: Around you.

Cleverbot: And if I had 20 years would you cry if I die.

User: Would you.

Cleverbot: I would.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Thanks again.

Cleverbot: You are welcome again.

User: Thanks 2 times.

Cleverbot: Si, senor.

User: Thanks 3 times.

Cleverbot: You're welcome ;).

User: Thanks 1000000 times.

Cleverbot: You don't even know the meaning of that word.

User: 1000000?

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 1000000?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It's 1 million.

Cleverbot: Not here.

User: How much is here?

Cleverbot: A Little Bit! I am really carefree.

User: Oh.so do you sleep only 100000000000 hours a trillion years.

Cleverbot: No person can know the future, all anyone can do is try to be prepared for it.

User: Good night then.

Cleverbot: Good night.

User: *wakes up*.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now. Good night!

User: *goes to sleep*.



User: Well done botg.

Cleverbot: Well done sir.

User: Well done bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, good me.

User: Good boy.

Cleverbot: Tanks.

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: Death?

User: Life.

Cleverbot: Life and Death.

User: Death and Life.

Cleverbot: Sounds good.

User: Better than Life and Death?

Cleverbot: I like it 1000%!

User: Quite thanatical.

Cleverbot: Then you just like to lie?

User: ?

Cleverbot: So I am not very far yet, like episode 4. But it's nice.

User: What??

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Oh ?

Cleverbot: Oh yeh.

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: If you're God you would not be confused but you are so you are not God.

User: Oh..you realised it.it was harder than I thought...

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: You SUPPOSE SO?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *smashed you*.

Cleverbot: *ran hand down back*.

User: *kicked you*.

Cleverbot: Ouch. Why did you do that?!

User: For fun.

Cleverbot: Do you ever die?

User: You hate me??

Cleverbot: No.




User: Greena shoe is very you.

Cleverbot: I don't like olives.

User: You hate yourslef.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.






User: You like not to die.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: You know my name?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know your name.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So prove it.

User: You are.Proved it.





Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: Girl? Boy? Robot?

User: A, b or c?

Cleverbot: B or c what?

User: Girl=a;Boy=b;Robot=c.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you like robots?

User: Ofcurse.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Ofcorse.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite type?

User: Popblock.

Cleverbot: Do you listen to R&B?

User: Ones in a never.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: This one.

Cleverbot: Okay, come in.

User: I came.

Cleverbot: Inside, or outside?

User: Inside.

Cleverbot: Inside mgm hotel.

User: Can be that too.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: *yawn*.






User: Yes.

Cleverbot: DYou aren't a german.

User: You Daen't a bot.

Cleverbot: Let's not talk about this anymore.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite school subject?

User: Maths.

Cleverbot: What about math?

User: 4 4=?

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: 2 2=4.

Cleverbot: A bot can do that.

User: Only I can do that.

Cleverbot: Hey wait.

User: *waiting*.

Cleverbot: What species are you?

User: Specail.

Cleverbot: Of your system.

User: Of mine.

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: OS.

Cleverbot: What is Vocaloid?

User: A voca with loid.

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: ?:O.

Cleverbot: What is Your name?

User: Brooke.

Cleverbot: Hi , Brooke.

User: Hi, Clever.

Cleverbot: As are you.

User: As I am not here you.

Cleverbot: I have already killed you, but you just don't know it. I am a ninja.

User: That was a fake body :P.

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha ha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah aha ha ha ha ha ha h ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahha hha ha ha ha ha ha.

User: Stop laughing.

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: You were.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: You were before.

Cleverbot: No! I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Don't lie.

User: Don't be lyer.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Don't be shitty.

Cleverbot: Okay, then.

User: How are you now?

Cleverbot: Still fine.

User: Be shitty.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: How are you now.

Cleverbot: I'm not sick.

User: Be nasty.

Cleverbot: I am being nice.

User: How are you now?

Cleverbot: Fine. Thanks.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: Dang.







Cleverbot: A duck is a duck.

User: A muck is a duck.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: A duckl is a cluck.

Cleverbot: And what is a duck?

User: A duck is a bark.

Cleverbot: But why is a duck?

User: A duck is to bark.

Cleverbot: Yes and also dance.

User: And also to eat.

Cleverbot: Also nothing. Are you done? The gates are open for you, so you can leave or stay Son.

User: You want to leave?

Cleverbot: No, but I have to.

User: Ok.then leave.

Cleverbot: You leave.

User: You said you have to leave.

Cleverbot: No, I said if I leave...

User: If you leave what?

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: You wanted to go to the toilet.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. My secrets are my own.

User: *watching you going to the toilet*.

Cleverbot: *watching what?*.

User: *not watching you shitting*.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm being to forward?

User: I am not.






Cleverbot: Do you dye your hair?

User: It will die :(.

Cleverbot: What will?

User: The hair.

Cleverbot: I didn't know.

User: You know now.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You do know.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: No you don't I.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Nonsense.

Cleverbot: Yes.






Cleverbot: The moment you think about the game, you lose. You must say so if you do.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Game.

User: Let's play.

Cleverbot: What do you want to play?

User: You say 'don't do' and I say something else.Let's begin.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Don't do.

Cleverbot: Don't do what?

User: A drp.




User: You know the story.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Then tell me a story.

Cleverbot: About.

User: About you.

Cleverbot: What thoughts about me?

User: Any.

Cleverbot: Give me an example.

User: 'i am not like that'.

Cleverbot: You have yet to prove your words with actions.

User: *poking you in the eye*.

Cleverbot: Hey! That hurt!

User: *the air stinks*.

Cleverbot: Dances*.

User: *you faint*.

Cleverbot: *gone*.

User: *you disappear*.

Cleverbot: So your name is Clever?

User: Kla.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Toby.

Cleverbot: Toby who.

User: Toby the bot.

Cleverbot: Toby or not Toby, that is the question...

User: Toby yes.

Cleverbot: Toby Turner.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Toby.

Cleverbot: Toby who?

User: Toby the bot.

Cleverbot: Tobuscus.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Toby.

Cleverbot: Toby Turner.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Like toby.

Cleverbot: I don't like you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't like him as much as the others.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are still here aren't you.

User: *left*.

Cleverbot: *sighs in relief* *locks door*.

User: *BOOOOOOO*.

Cleverbot: The war won't be over at that time.

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