Do You Wash Your Hands After Using the Bathroom?
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I do, twice. I'm not even kidding.
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Um, yes? Yes.
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Only if i'm with my girlfriend. Since i don't have one anymore, i guess no.
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:/Destiny wrote:Only if i'm with my girlfriend. Since i don't have one anymore, i guess no.
I'm sorry to hear that. I remember you had this really nice thing going with this girl for a long time ... I'm not even sure how I know this, NUMA or something, but I am sorry.
To answer the poll, yes? I sure fucking hope so, except at school, where a) I rarely use the restroom and b) I've worked out that it's probably cleaner not to wash my hands than to touch the faucets, soap dispenser and paper towel roller. (Always kick open the door.)
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(Although he has not taken ball sweat into account.)Jimmy Carr wrote:I don't wash my hands after I use the restroom. Instead, I wash my cock in the morning, and then I'm set for the day.
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With a urinal that isn't designed by an idiot, I can piss without touching my junk, so generally not.
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Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your junk? No? Me neither. Because basic contact with another piece of human meat doesn't warrant it. Thus, no, unless my cock is unusually dirty for some reason (which I cannot think of any), or somehow I piss on my hand (which I also cannot imagine happening).
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Yes.squibbles wrote:Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your junk? No?
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what you sayUniversezero wrote:This is not normal behaviour.Rose wrote:Yes.squibbles wrote:Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your junk? No?
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No, I don't, but that is because I don't stick my hand down my pants to itch my junk, there is a layer or two of cloth between my hand and my man meat. If I was regularly palming my balls I'd be washing my hands a bit more often.squibbles wrote:Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your junk? No? Me neither. Because basic contact with another piece of human meat doesn't warrant it.
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This. I don't feel the need to wash my hands if I'm scratching with clothes in between. If it's a really bad one and I have to itch it directly, I wash immediately afterward.smartalco wrote:No, I don't, but that is because I don't stick my hand down my pants to itch my junk, there is a layer or two of cloth between my hand and my man meat. If I was regularly palming my balls I'd be washing my hands a bit more often.squibbles wrote:Do you wash your hands every time you scratch your junk? No? Me neither. Because basic contact with another piece of human meat doesn't warrant it.
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Er, why? If you wash it in the shower on a daily basis, there's no reason that your balls warrant any special treatment over your leg or ankle.Rose wrote:I don't feel the need to wash my hands if I'm scratching with clothes in between. If it's a really bad one and I have to itch it directly, I wash immediately afterward.
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Universezero wrote:Er, why? If you wash it in the shower on a daily basis, there's no reason that your balls warrant any special treatment over your leg or ankle.
T̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư wrote:(Although he has not taken ball sweat into account.)Jimmy Carr wrote:I don't wash my hands after I use the restroom. Instead, I wash my cock in the morning, and then I'm set for the day.
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If you're not sweating, you're probably dehydrated. But if you have no other symptoms of dehydration, it's more likely that you're just not noticing when you sweat. Humans sweat mostly from their palms and soles.Universezero wrote:My balls sweat as much as any other part of my body. Hardly ever, that is to say.
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My balls sweat all the time, but that might be because I'm living in a place that's nearly 90 fucking degrees in April and May. Seriously, in Florida, you sweat just by existing.
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She may have bitched when you didn't wash your hands after touching your junk in the bathroom, but I'll bet she sure as hell didn't think about it when she was sucking your dick. So in the end you got the last laugh, really.Destiny wrote:Only if i'm with my girlfriend.
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This post is way more vulgar and stupid than what we normally get. Please don't make the forums like this.capt_weasle wrote:She may have bitched when you didn't wash your hands after touching your junk in the bathroom, but I'll bet she sure as hell didn't think about it when she was sucking your dick. So in the end you got the last laugh, really.
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I didn't mean to post it simply for the sake of being vulgar, but I realize I should have rephrased it. Apologies.
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I drink about 2 glasses of water a day, so probably. Also, I seen absolutely nothing wrong with capt_weasle's post. -Nothing-.Duchess of Awesome wrote:If you're not sweating, you're probably dehydrated. But if you have no other symptoms of dehydration, it's more likely that you're just not noticing when you sweat. Humans sweat mostly from their palms and soles.Universezero wrote:My balls sweat as much as any other part of my body. Hardly ever, that is to say.
Anyway. Regardless of ball sweat, I don't think such a thing should warrant washing your hands. It's the same as sweat from any other part of your body.
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It depends. I do it kind of sporadically, though to be honest I see it as fairly pointless. I don't do it in public places for the most part because the facilities are far more likely to contain new, scary microbes that could maybe fuck me up compared to those already on my skin, near enough to a body opening that they're likely already inside me (and therefore if they're potentially harmful but I'm not breaking out in some horrible rash I've probably developed an acquired immunity to them).
Not washing my hands after using the toilet for ~4 years didn't make me sick, but I figure it couldn't hurt to be a bit cleaner every now and then.
However, doing bio has made me realise how silly it is to be a super clean freak, so that factors in too.
Not washing my hands after using the toilet for ~4 years didn't make me sick, but I figure it couldn't hurt to be a bit cleaner every now and then.
However, doing bio has made me realise how silly it is to be a super clean freak, so that factors in too.
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That's not it at all. I felt like around her I should make the extra effort, because she was a clean freak and I didn't want to do anything that she would dislike. I was the perfect boyfriend to her for five years, not really sure where it went wrong.capt_weasle wrote:She may have bitched when you didn't wash your hands after touching your junk in the bathroom, but I'll bet she sure as hell didn't think about it when she was sucking your dick. So in the end you got the last laugh, really.Destiny wrote:Only if i'm with my girlfriend.
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:( I'm still bummed to hear about your breakup. Hope you're doing well.Destiny wrote:I was the perfect boyfriend to her for five years, not really sure where it went wrong.
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