I've recently registered with the Church of Satan (you can do so here http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Affiliation.html )
It's a great organization and you meet lots of cool people who share the same great religious views as you do! Forget religion, Satanism is the way to go! It's much more peaceful to burn in the blazes of Hell than deal with the everyday annoyances, stresses of daily life: couples are cheating, people are starving while CEOs are being paid millions, we adopt celebrities instead of charities, we teach our childrren drugs sex and four letter words on TV, music, and movies, no one cares about art, generalizations and stereotypes galore, racism everywhere, etc. Satanism solves all these problems therefore by simply not giving a shit about religion and politics. I conclude with:
Praise the beast, the chanting grew
Praise the beast with virgin blood
Praise the beast with soul and mind
Praise the beast and show the sign
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l'oeuvre wrote:I've recently registered with the Church of Satan (you can do so here http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Affiliation.html )
It's a great organization and you meet lots of cool people who share the same great religious views as you do! Forget religion, Satanism is the way to go! It's much more peaceful to burn in the blazes of Hell than deal with the everyday annoyances, stresses of daily life: couples are cheating, people are starving while CEOs are being paid millions, we adopt celebrities instead of charities, we teach our childrren drugs sex and four letter words on TV, music, and movies, no one cares about art, generalizations and stereotypes galore, racism everywhere, etc. Satanism solves all these problems therefore by simply not giving a shit about religion and politics. I conclude with:
Praise the beast, the chanting grew
Praise the beast with virgin blood
Praise the beast with soul and mind
Praise the beast and show the sign
I.. I.. I.. no. I do not want to get into an argument. But I simply can not see how you thinking burning in hell for eternity is better then watching sexual content on TV. I mean, really.
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...that in this context, that statement makes no sense. Surely the Satanist would be doing both?ThisIsApakenua wrote:l'oeuvre wrote:I've recently registered with the Church of Satan (you can do so here http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Affiliation.html )
It's a great organization and you meet lots of cool people who share the same great religious views as you do! Forget religion, Satanism is the way to go! It's much more peaceful to burn in the blazes of Hell than deal with the everyday annoyances, stresses of daily life: couples are cheating, people are starving while CEOs are being paid millions, we adopt celebrities instead of charities, we teach our childrren drugs sex and four letter words on TV, music, and movies, no one cares about art, generalizations and stereotypes galore, racism everywhere, etc. Satanism solves all these problems therefore by simply not giving a shit about religion and politics. I conclude with:
Praise the beast, the chanting grew
Praise the beast with virgin blood
Praise the beast with soul and mind
Praise the beast and show the sign
I.. I.. I.. no. I do not want to get into an argument. But I simply can not see how you thinking burning in hell for eternity is better then watching sexual content on TV. I mean, really.
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Note that the Satanism has nothing to do with burning in hell (see Tsukatu 2006).
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Oh, okay. I didn't catch that. I was kinda freaking out.l'oeuvre wrote:I know it doesn't. It's an April Fools Day joke I wrote in ~5 minutes, making some shit up here and there.
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