I feel like...

[otters~1]

<KinGAleX> I feel like my vagina is about to jump out of my mouth.
<KinGAleX> I feel like I am the mattress cover to the aristrocrats of the fifth dimension.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the bit of spittle used to get some dirt off of a baseball.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a hat that has been upended and placed on the ground to accept money for a performance.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the void left by a mouse as it escapes a mousetrap.
<KinGAleX> I feel like one spoke of an asterisk that indicates a footnote within a footnote.
<KinGAleX> I feel like I could wrap myself up in my mousepad and rock back and forth for two hours without feeling guilty about it.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a cabinet whose underside was left unvarnished since no-one will ever actually see it, but who still feels incomplete.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the hair left on a hairbrush that I used five years ago that still remains there.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the third prong of an electrical socket that sometimes goes unused.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a DVD-RW that has been rewritten one hundred times with the same files.
<KinGAleX> I feel like spoon should shut the fuck up so I can get on with my soliloquy.
<KinGAleX> I feel like an AM frequency.
<rennaT> I feel like an unfinished basement.
<rennaT> I feel like a well-used but now under-inflated basketball.
<rennaT> I feel like a lover's mixtape stuck in a broken car stereo.
<rennaT> I feel like a bulletin board that everyone puts stuff up on but no one actually ever looks at.
<rennaT> I feel like the space under a flight of steps.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the label on a beer bottle that has just been smashed on the road.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a left-handed pair of scissors.
<rennaT> I feel like the dust cover on a book you're always reading.
<KinGAleX> I feel like an air conditioner in the winter.
<flag> I feel like the dried-out piece of gum stuck to the underside of your desk.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the piece of confetti that lands on the bride's eyelash and is blown away by her blinking.
<rennaT> I feel like the jar you just seem to have to get someone else to open.
<spoon> I feel like the function keys on a laptop keyboard.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a library book that was borrowed out once in June 1987.
<flag> I feel like the beautiful dimple just above her lip.
<rennaT> I feel like a gay pride parade in Alabama.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the perimeter of a fractal.
<rennaT> I feel like the projected journey of the Titanic.
<KinGAleX> I feel like one of the black squares in a crossword.
<spoon> I feel like a pink checker in a set of red and black ones.
<KinGAleX> I feel like February 29th.
<flag> I feel like the upper side of a fan blade.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the box of screws that includes multidinal screws of dimensions you're exactly not looking for.
<flag> I feel like the last day of summer.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the Hungarian subtitles for Reservoir Dogs.
<Impulse> I feel like Harold Camping on May 21st.
<scythe> I feel like a scotch.
<flag> I feel like a calendar that's still flipped to March in June.
<rennaT> I feel like white cargo pants.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the only sock left in the wardrobe.
<flag> I feel like a cell phone charger without a cell phone.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a six-string guitar that is missing the A string.
<spoon> I feel like a strand of black hair on a red dress.
<rennaT> I feel like the space behind the smallest book on the bookshelf.
<scythe> I feel like the last bit of coke left in a can that's been thrown out.
<KinGAleX> I feel like one "ha" within "Hahahahahahahaha."
<flag> I feel like the guy with the least presents under the tree on Christmas Day.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the first frequency considered ultraviolet.
<rennaT> I feel like a thrown-out couch that someone wants but can't figure out how to get home.
<flag> I feel like the last frequency considered visible.
<Impulse> I feel like an insignificant member of the community who is bandwagoning with the cool kids.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the black kid on Barney the Dinosaur.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the air in a chip packet.
<flag> I feel like the dark side of the moon.
<spoon> I feel like a smiley face sticker that's been bent back on itself. /Unevenly/.
<scythe> I feel like the warning label on a disposable lighter.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the sales tax on a box of tampons.
<flag> I feel like the 41st digit of pi.
<scythe> I feel like the blank page at the end of a standardized test.
<spoon> I feel like the one single crack between the planks of the floor.
<rennaT> I feel like the cashier when you're buying condoms by yourself.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the cat scratching post in a house without a cat.
<flag> I feel like the participation trophy you got for fourth-grade soccer.
<spoon> I feel like the lost cap for a dried up marker.
<KinGAleX> I feel like Daz, who was thanked in the liner notes just before God.
<rennaT> I feel like a cool number on the odometer when you don't have a camera.
<flag> I feel like the morning glory that lingers too long after a rainfall.
<spoon> I feel like a joke with a punchline you forget halfway through.
<Impulse> I feel like the short leg on a wobbly chair.
<spoon> I feel like a pencil too dull to use, and too short to sharpen.
<flag> I feel like a promise that is made with no intention of being kept.
<scythe> I feel like a tie on an abandoned mine cart track.
<spoon> I feel like 2.5 pound dumbbell.
<Impulse> I feel like the one girl in mahi's porn folder that he just doesn't masturbate to anymore.
<scythe> I feel like the remaining stash of an addict who overdosed.
<KinGAleX> I feel like I just made my bed because the internet went down for ten minutes.
<spoon> I feel like the Facebook profile of a suicide victim.
<KinGAleX> I feel like IPv5.
<scythe> I feel like a runescape character that nobody plays anymore.
<KinGAleX> I feel like I just got a text from her.
<Impulse> I feel like the third string quarterback on a semi-pro American football team.
<flag> I feel like the last glimpse of the sun sinking below the horizon.
<Impulse> I feel like Charlie Sheen now that all the attention has died down.
<scythe> I feel like the last sentence spoken in a dying language.
<spoon> I feel like one broken lightbulb in a chandelier of one hundred.
<KinGAleX> I feel like Alt+001 to Alt+031.
<spoon> I feel like the space between < and 3.
<flag> I feel like a song that didn't quite make it onto the album.
<KinGAleX> I feel like I just asked her to come over tonight when we just went out for lunch.
<flag> I feel like you may've actually just done this.
<spoon> I feel like Alex is putting real life things.
<KinGAleX> I feel like it's not inconceivable.
<flag> I feel like the cab driver who never seems to get flagged down.
<phaedrus> I feel like a novelist's second book.
<Impulse> I feel like flag after making a flag pun nobody noticed.
<spoon> I feel like a verse that has to be altered because of one word.
<flag> I feel like a stomachache that develops into something much worse.
<scythe> I feel like the bulb in an abandoned lighthouse.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the catessen in delicatessen.
<phaedrus> I feel like the one broken christmas lights that ruins the entire rest of the string.l
<scythe> I feel like the spare tire on a car that never gets driven.
<Impulse> I feel like a slice of pepperoni that fell on the ground from a slice of pizza.
<GamingWolf> I feel like a blade of grass that has yet to be cut off by a lawnmower.
<KinGAleX> I feel like one of the dots in an ellipsis.
<scythe> I feel like the Third Amendment to the United States Constitution.
<flag> I feel like a rip in the pattern of a spider's web.
<spoon> I feel like the a mole on a black person.
<KinGAleX> I feel like two men, each reading a broadsheet newspaper, in a two-seat array on a bus.
<scythe> I feel like a needle on a felled pine tree.
<KinGAleX> I feel like off-white.
<Impulse> I feel like the empty space on a keyboard where someone took out a key.
<halifax> I feel like 5:45 on Sunday afternoon.
<spoon> I feel like a teenager's discarded tissue after a night home alone.
<flag> I feel like the uncapitalized first letter of a sentence accidentally typed in all-caps.
<KinGAleX> I feel like shit.
<scythe> I feel like the last ember of an extinguished campfire.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a pizza joint between two and five.
<KinGAleX> I feel like branded bottled water that is more expensive even than regular bottled water.
<Impulse> I feel like the crumbs in the bottom of a bag of chips.
<spoon> I feel like a chair on a porch an old man once resided in.
<scythe> I feel like the disabled core on a dual-core processor sold as single core.
<BFG10K> I feel like the last mile of a car about to be crushed.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the realization that the walk to the corner store in your hometown only seemed long because of your relative size.
<scythe> I feel like a balloon that drifted away while nobody was looking.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the guy who has been shat on the most times by birds.
<spoon> I feel like a single sob you hear from an alley o your way home from work.
<flag> I feel like yesterday was just a dream.
<BFG10K> I feel like the last spark of a synapse before it fades away.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the side of your hand that has no hair but isn't quite palm yet.
<Impulse> I feel like the odd man out in a group of friends of alternating sex that are all dating.
<BFG10K> I feel like the dust behind the cabinet that never gets cleaned.
<flag> I feel like a house in the process of construction that doesn't yet have window panes.
<spoon> I feel like a soccer ball who has one gray patch.
<scythe> I feel like a dead battery.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a broom whose head falls off often enough to be begrudged, but infrequently enough to still be used.
<halifax> I feel like the first autumn leaf.
<Impulse> I feel like a typo that was never corrected.
<KinGAleX> I feel like the extended hiatus that turns into retirement.
<flag> I feel like the magnetic refrigerator door that you always have to remind yourself to close.
<halifax> I feel like the scratch on your phone's screen that you hope you can just rub off but you can't.
<scythe> I feel like the one dash in the line on the road that's out of place.
<Impulse> I feel like the guy in a classroom who always has to borrow a pencil from someone.
<spoon> I feel like the celibate pedophile who gets weaker every day.
<flag> I feel like the character in Calvin and Hobbes who's always in the background but never gets any lines.
<GamingWolf> I feel like I am the lines that were supposed to be given to him.
<spoon> I feel like the stifled sneeze you can't release during a funeral.
<scythe> I feel like the most recent post in a dead forum.
<flag> I feel like the last man on the moon.
<KinGAleX> I feel like Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
<scythe> I feel like the guy who died on the first night in a game of mafia.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a natural 1.
<spoon> I feel like a guitar string that's not quite out of tune but still sounds off.
<flag> I feel like a lie that was told with good intentions.
<flag> I feel like Ayn Rand's philosophy.
<KinGAleX> I feel like a pregnancy test that came up negative.
<spoon> I feel like a piece of cheese without the corners.
<KinGAleX> I feel like when it's cold enough that the clothes on the line can never really dry.
<flag> I feel like the car when you forgot to put the windows up before the rain.
<scythe> I feel like the adhesive on a broken piece of tape.
<spoon> I feel like the saliva her tongue leaves on your neck.
<flag> I feel like the last of the Mohicans.
<Impulse> I feel like a KinGAleX ping timeout message among thousands.
<scythe> I feel like an unopened SNES game.
<flag> I feel like a mirage that isn't even uplifting.
<flag> I feel like the uneaten slice of pie that no one wants because it hasn't been eaten.
<KinGAleX> I feel like I just pretty well implied that I'm quite into her and the next hour could be make or break.
<scythe> I feel like the leaves on a rotten strawberry.
<flag> I feel like there's some real drama happening in Alex's life that we aren't really giving full due.
<KinGAleX> I feel like coming across as cute and creepy are not very far apart.

[noops]

Is it bad to say I am proud to be a part of this?

[scythe]

Not at all.

[lukesv]

You guys are nothing short of geniuses.

[GamingWolf]

I feel like posting.

[chocollama]

You should put all of that on a shirt. You'd make a million dollars.

[noops]

I like how I'm being told to shut the fuck up when i haven't said anything.

[Destiny]

Somebody make me a wallpaper with a grungey background covered in those words. 1366 x 768 please.

[chocollama]

Oh, make two, I would like one also!

[piash006]

no you all are Crazy Zenius

[fawk]

Oh, make two, I would like one also!

I love that you imply that the person who makes it might only make one, and wouldn't be able to do a second.

[Vyacheslav]

Somebody make me a wallpaper with a grungey background covered in those words. 1366 x 768 please.

You love grunge.

[im_bad_at_n]

If you think this is bad, I provided a mediafire link to download the .xcf file, but I do hope you enjoy:


1366x768

http://www.mediafire.com/?c9pyzicv01sv144

[fawk]

It'd be cool if you shaded different quotes differently, so one quote is grey, one is a darker/or lighter grey, etc etc. Maybe KA's last one could be in gold.