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Postby ska » 2010.07.14 (17:54)

granted, but then they make a live action episode and Flippy comes to your house and plucks out your heart.

I wish my uni course wasn't so hard.

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Postby Luminaflare » 2010.07.14 (20:00)

ska wrote:granted, but then they make a live action episode and Flippy comes to your house and plucks out your heart.

I wish my uni course wasn't so hard.
Granted but you qualification is worthless.

I wish for something generic.

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Postby Slayr » 2010.07.21 (02:27)

granted but it's so generic it's unique.

I wish my computer could play Call of Duty: World at War and I had the disc and the disc wasn't scratched.

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Postby Invalid » 2010.07.21 (22:39)

You played it but you got pwned so hard, you smashed your keyboard and mouse
I wish money grew on trees

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Postby Slayr » 2010.07.22 (03:56)

granted but only one, one dollar bill every ten years and theres only two trees that grow money.

i wish i finished the first column. (N)

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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.08.01 (10:09)

Wish Granted

But Your N Didn't have a .sol so you have to start over again.And the column just got 100 times more harder

I wish I had a lifetime buffet
"What's The Use Of Prolonging the inevitable?" ~Squeeky,Toy Story 2

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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.02 (03:03)

Granted, but all they have is this:

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EDIT: I wish that this small marble in my room was a slightly different colour.
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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.09.10 (09:13)

Granted, but the colour it changes to cannot be detected by the human eye. You promptly lose the marble.

I wish the clouds in the sky were green.
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Postby Invalid » 2010.09.10 (18:13)

The clouds in the sky turns green alright, but no longer translucent, so basically, the clouds blocked out the sun, forever. and ever. and ever.
I wish I had 3 more wishes.

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Postby Slayr » 2010.09.10 (20:54)

Granted but you can't use any of them

I wish I could see what the zombies mode will look like in black ops! Like a trailer at least

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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.09.11 (00:06)

Wish Granted

But the trailer is only released in YouTube And Guess What?

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It Stays There In Every Computer you touch.>:)

I wish I have a military tank!>:)
"What's The Use Of Prolonging the inevitable?" ~Squeeky,Toy Story 2

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.09.11 (01:02)

Granted but its actually an EVIL ROBOTIC millitary tank. It swivels its huge cannon around and whacks your head clean off. It then blows your body to bits and runs over your remains.
You also die. the end.


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Postby Invalid » 2010.09.11 (12:47)

Granted, but but you have to run in a hamster wheel to make it go.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie

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Postby Slayr » 2010.09.11 (15:22)

Granted but your brain can't handle the truth so it explodes.

I wish I had a working Alienware computer that was brand new and I knew how to use it and the keyboard and stuff worked.

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Postby Universezero » 2010.09.11 (23:35)

Granted, but you get a lightning storm one night, and it hits a power line. The computer short circuits, causing it to explode.

I wish that doing homework wasn't boring.
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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.09.12 (00:40)

Granted, but you enjoy it soo much that N becomes boring. You're so incredibly addictid to homework you don't have time for your girlfriend, who dumps you. Eventually, the joy of homework comes before eating and drinking... but you don't die of that, oh no. You become so smart your head explodes.
the end again.

I wish I was part scorpion.
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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.09.13 (08:04)

Wish Granted but you shrink and minutes later,you got crushed by a loooooooooong limo with loooooooots of passenger.

THE END

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.09.13 (08:38)

Wish granted, but this new breakthrough of speed also effects your computer, like steroids. The electrinics run so fast in your computer that it and all of its attachmens explode. Shards of glass from the screen slice you to bits.
the e...
...I think you get the point.

I wish for more long branches to whack the crap out of plants with.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.09.16 (05:16)

Granted, but then the plants rebel, take your now elongated sticks, and start bashing the crap out of you!
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2010.09.16 (12:16)

I wish that UZ made a wish...
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Postby 大見解 » 2010.09.16 (19:04)

He makes a wish, but it's one that makes it so that Lydia Deetz never existed. And it comes true.

I wish that I was good at FPSes
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Postby Slayr » 2010.09.17 (20:43)

Granted but everyone stops playing them and they stop being made and they recall all the old ones

I wish my map would win NUMACON

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.09.18 (01:30)

Granted; it wins the crappiest map award.
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I wish the sun wouldn't explode.
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Postby Scrivener » 2010.09.18 (01:54)

Granted. Instead, the earth spirals into the sun.

I wish this wish would get corrupted.
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Postby Universezero » 2010.09.19 (09:28)

Granted, but I'm feeling tired, so I can't give you a very good corruption. You die in a plane crash, lol.

I wish I could go back in time and add a wish on to my last post in this thread...
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