Mother sells out his son for sex
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Shouldn't the title be "Mother sells out her son for sex"? Otherwise, that's a pretty dysfunctional family.
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Yeah, man, 22 is ANCIENT.SlappyMcGee wrote:incluye wrote:Why does she want him to have sex RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW?
Because old people don't have sex.
Honestly, if she's trying to give him a "normal" sex life, she's failed.
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ye
I agree with incluye
you can't force normality
I agree with incluye
you can't force normality
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this topic inspired me to start a rap:bobaga_fett wrote:hey. shut the fuck upGTM wrote:Shouldn't the title be "Mother sells out her son for sex"? Otherwise, that's a pretty dysfunctional family.
like someone already said (atob?) she just wants the best for her son, and this is the way she thinks is best. no doubt they have tried other alternatives, perhaps this was the last-chance sorta deal for them.
out pops a baby, flying from the pot
through a coupla windshields in a parking lot
hits the pavement, splat, someone says "ouch
something went wrong in the mother's pouch"
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You completely missed GTM's pointbobaga_fett wrote:this topic inspired me to start a rap:bobaga_fett wrote:hey. shut the fuck upGTM wrote:Shouldn't the title be "Mother sells out her son for sex"? Otherwise, that's a pretty dysfunctional family.
like someone already said (atob?) she just wants the best for her son, and this is the way she thinks is best. no doubt they have tried other alternatives, perhaps this was the last-chance sorta deal for them.
out pops a baby, flying from the pot
through a coupla windshields in a parking lot
hits the pavement, splat, someone says "ouch
something went wrong in the mother's pouch"
http://greenbrown.bandcamp.comPeople write to me and say, "I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life
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He was making a semantic point, not an ethical one.bobaga_fett wrote:hey. shut the fuck upGTM wrote:Shouldn't the title be "Mother sells out her son for sex"? Otherwise, that's a pretty dysfunctional family.
And he's correct. capt_weasle should have fixed it by now.
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I'm trying to be non-judgmental here. She could be a man trapped in a woman's body for all I know, if that's what she really wants.scythe33 wrote:And he's correct. capt_weasle should have fixed it by now.
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I think my favourite part is that, in the name of treating her son like a normal person, she's making public announcements about his inability to get laid and begging random chicks to have a one-night stand with him. She even offers to take him to a brothel. Totally normal, right? You see mothers doing that all the time.
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from what ive read in that link, the mission is simple:
1.) get the dude laid! break that nigga off a piece ya know wha im sayin??
2.) find true love. and if that doesnt work, get laid some more!!
love isnt for everyone, thats why god invented polyamoris relationships and swingers. and maybe he'll just end up lonely, like the rest of us "normal people". at least he wont be a lonely virgin right?
the whole prostitute thing is iffy tho... i mean, if she does, that she better not buy a cheap one and give her son the clap or worse.
1.) get the dude laid! break that nigga off a piece ya know wha im sayin??
2.) find true love. and if that doesnt work, get laid some more!!
love isnt for everyone, thats why god invented polyamoris relationships and swingers. and maybe he'll just end up lonely, like the rest of us "normal people". at least he wont be a lonely virgin right?
the whole prostitute thing is iffy tho... i mean, if she does, that she better not buy a cheap one and give her son the clap or worse.
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