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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.04.05 (22:43)

Tsukatu wrote:Way to fail to deliver, douchetards.
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Postby scythe » 2009.04.05 (23:02)

rennaT wrote:
Tsukatu wrote:Way to fail to deliver, douchetards.
The response to this topic has been overwhelmingly positive. SlappyMcBegala and I are coordinating our efforts in order to offer the most entertaining and thought provoking responses possible. Please stand by.
STEWART: I thought Al Sharpton was very impressive.

STEWART: I enjoyed his way of speaking. I think, oftentimes, the person that knows they can't win is allowed
to speak the most freely, because, otherwise, shows with titles, such as CROSSFIRE.

BEGALA: CROSSFIRE.

STEWART: Or "HARDBALL" or "I'm Going to Kick Your Ass" or...

STEWART: Will jump on it. In many ways, it's funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.

BEGALA: We have noticed.

STEWART: And I wanted to -- I felt that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that I don't -- it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America. But I wanted to come here today and say...

STEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.

STOP HURTING AMERICA, TANNER.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.04.06 (00:13)

scythe33 wrote:STEWART: I thought Al Sharpton was very impressive.

STEWART: I enjoyed his way of speaking. I think, oftentimes, the person that knows they can't win is allowed
to speak the most freely, because, otherwise, shows with titles, such as CROSSFIRE.

BEGALA: CROSSFIRE.

STEWART: Or "HARDBALL" or "I'm Going to Kick Your Ass" or...

STEWART: Will jump on it. In many ways, it's funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.

BEGALA: We have noticed.

STEWART: And I wanted to -- I felt that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that I don't -- it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America. But I wanted to come here today and say...

STEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.
STEWART: Hey John Stewart.

STEWART: Hey dude, what's up?

STEWART: Not much man. So, here's the point I'm trying to make whilst masking my political bias within the happy excuse of comedy.

STEWART: Sweet.

OTHER GUY: Word in edgewise?

STEWART: Wait until I'm done continuing the interview I made up.

STEWART: So, you're a douchebag. Haha! That's a joke, though. But you're seriously a douchebag.

STEWART: I'm just an unbiased comedian, but the audience would agree that conservatives suck and the media sucks.

OTHER GUY: Playing happily into your agrument to help you finish your joke!

STEWART: Extremely maudlin follow-up where you hear my "serious moment". Bump your book.

STEWART: But, seriously, I'm glad people like us can just chill and have an interview together.

STEWART: Let me just jam the last part of my monologue in so we can cut to commercial.

OTHER GUY: Thanks for having me on.
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Postby scythe » 2009.04.06 (01:57)

blue_tetris wrote:
scythe33 wrote:<transcript of Jon Stewart criticizing Crossfire>
<innocent jab at Tanner>
<rant about Jon Stewart that has nothing to do with Crossfire>
Your point? It seems like you're more interested in hating Jon Stewart (and me, because how dare I quote him) than responding to me.
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Postby origami_alligator » 2009.04.06 (01:58)

I assume this thread was made in response to this?

And yes, I expect that to be answered, with both liberal and conservative viewpoints.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.04.06 (02:53)

scythe33 wrote:Your point? It seems like you're more interested in hating Jon Stewart (and me, because how dare I quote him) than responding to me.
My point is that John Stewart is an awful interviewer.

It seems like I'm more interested in hating John Stewart, because I was more interested in making a comment about John Stewart and his interview style at this opportunity; this opinion is a general disapproval of his interview style. That could be misconstrued for hatred.

I didn't say you were a bad person for quoting him, nor would I say: "How dare you quote him." There was nothing in my post that implicated any impression I got of you, personally. I am happy for the opportunity to comment on the same subject and am actually glad you quoted Stewart.

I was more interested in the above than responding to you, because you made no claim that I needed to respond to. You mentioned John Stewart in interview form and I wanted to say something on the same topic. I didn't realize a response was needed for what you had said. I apologize if you intended a response from me to you directly, or to a point you were trying to present.
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Postby Universezero » 2009.04.08 (09:48)

Axonn wrote:Oh, and when is the next giant prank going to be pulled on the forums?
That was going to be the Pikachu Parade, but I'm not sure now.
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Postby Torex » 2009.04.09 (15:13)

Universezero wrote:
Axonn wrote:Oh, and when is the next giant prank going to be pulled on the forums?
That was going to be the Pikachu Parade, but I'm not sure now.
Each team has to tell a pokemon to get out of the ball without saying "GO!"?
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