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Hey, here's the idea.

You guys ask us any sort of question. "What is the worst movie ever made?" "Is Barack Obama a liar and a cheat?" "Could Mexico benefit from the assassination of Carlos Slim?"

Tanner and I, staying true to Crossfire related hijinks, will weigh in, him as the hefty conservative, me as the overindulgent liberal, and we'll each try to answer any of your questions to the best of our abilities. We might do this through debate on the IRC, and link to the logs, or we might just post our ideologically opposite responses here.

Bipartisans be damned! Feel free to ask your questions via PM or here in this topic.

It may help for you to picture me wearing a colourful bowtie. I encourage you to do so.

I throw your question back at you with a subtle twist:

What's the best movie ever made?

And yes, I am imagining the bow tie.

What is the best of all possible bowties?

Is Relational Aesthetics the first real art movement of the 21st century?

What are your thoughts on the Texas stereotype?

Which of you two would win in a duel? Pistols at dawn, good sirs.

I want to play.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS?

PENIS PENIS: Penis penis penis, penis Penis penis penis penis?

Which member will be the next forum fad?
EDIT: Oh, and when is the next giant prank going to be pulled on the forums?

If Slappy could pull a Tanner on blue_tetris, how many LV's would it take to un-Yahoozy the forums before Kablizzy left again?

Rubber Cockfight...?

If Nick Carraway wouldn't have been a pushover, would Gatsby have survived Wilson?

If life gives you liquor, do you drink the liquor?

Addendum: The liquor is forty-two years old.

Are sitcoms poisoning the mind of children?

If a possible answer to a question can be quickly determined to be correct or incorrect, can the answer to the same question be found quickly as well?

What is Stanley Kubrick's finest work?

Do you think the obvious necessity of President David Skorton's budget cuts is an acceptable excuse for the declining quality of life they will inevitably bring about?

Is Laurie a better name than PNI?

The best invention of 21st century?

Is incluye a douchebag?

Way to fail to deliver, douchetards.

Tsukatu wrote:Way to fail to deliver, douchetards.

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