Jack Wakes Up And Doesn't Know Where He Is

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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.01.09 (17:11)

Hide under the table.

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Postby otters~1 » 2011.01.09 (19:40)

Spawn of Yanni wrote:What should I do?
The bit with the horse.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2011.01.11 (07:43)

Loathes

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.11 (14:08)

Hack into their mainframes using JavaScript GUI's to reassign their IP's to firewalls which exclude the "not" in that message.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2011.01.11 (14:45)

It's time to man the fuck up. Get out from under the table. Better yet, throw the fucking table at the door, yelling "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME, BITCHES!". Then equip the Liquid Soap Motherfucker and prepare to use it as a weapon.
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.11 (16:46)

It's time to man the fuck up. Get out from under the table. Better yet, throw the fucking table at the door, yelling "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME, BITCHES!". Then equip the Liquid Soap Motherfucker and prepare to use it as a weapon.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.01.11 (16:55)

Make sure they're all dead.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2011.01.11 (18:53)

oeuvre wrote:Make sure they're all dead.
Well hold on now -- you don't know who these people are, and you may not want to be liable for their deaths.
Instead of killing them, just go around stomping on crotches until they're all unconscious.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.01.11 (23:13)

If any are conscious, briefly try and get information out of them. Then stomp on their crotches.

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Postby otters~1 » 2011.01.11 (23:49)

Check their stick pockets.
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Postby Sunset » 2011.01.12 (23:07)

Pick up the table.
Use the table as a shield.
Freeze.
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody do the dinosaur.

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Postby Invalid » 2011.02.03 (01:01)

Take and wear one of their eye-gear-whatever-that-thing-is and wash yourself with the liquid soap motherfucker

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Postby ENT474 » 2011.02.23 (22:48)

Look around. If there is a dead end, punch a hole in the ceiling or wall (there must be a ventilation duct somewhere). If not, wash yourself with the soap and briefly ask for info. If they retaliate, kill them. Then, push all the bodies in the previous room, and wash them of any blood. Go to the next area.
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Postby Invalid » 2011.04.17 (15:12)

Since he doesn't bother to update this anymore, ;(
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There's a fat bouncer wearing a pink shirt up ahead, he has a gun too D:

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Postby ENT474 » 2011.04.19 (02:59)

punch the wall in desperation. Then kick the wall while running at the boucer at full speed, spraying the soap thing at both the wall and bouncer.
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Postby Invalid » 2011.04.25 (14:04)

Hurray for inconsistency
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Postby ENT474 » 2011.04.25 (21:31)

punch hard enough to knock him out, then kick the wall to see what lies to the left and right.
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