Vertical transport: the original rivalry

http://nmaps.net/user/maestro · Postby **乳头的早餐谷物** » 2012.01.15 (05:17)

The eternal question.

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2012.01.15 (05:27)

Escalator escalator escalator escalator. I don't even see how this is a question.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2012.01.15 (14:33)

Escalators are fancy stairs. Elevators all the way.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/999_Springs · Postby **999_Springs** » 2012.01.15 (18:03)

Lifts.

http://nmaps.net/user/Losttortuga · Postby **Losttortuga** » 2012.01.15 (21:11)

Escalators can't break, they can only temporarily become stairs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIYaCUkwMHE

http://nmaps.net/user/maestro · Postby **乳头的早餐谷物** » 2012.01.16 (04:59)

Also, elevators stole the word 'elevate', while escalators gave us the word 'escalate'.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Yahoozy · Postby **yahoozy** » 2012.01.16 (07:10)

UniverseZero would rather be stuck in a rising stinkbox than an amusement ride.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2012.01.16 (09:03)

Multi-Exclamatory would rather travel much more slowly and at an un-direct trajectory to the one desired to go.

ALSO, ELEVATOR MUSIC. WE WOULD NOT HAVE THAT WITHOUT ELEVATORS.

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2012.01.25 (01:33)

Inclined moving walkways all the way. I love running down them when I was a kid, and I still do, although the opportunities to do it now are much more scarce.

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2012.01.27 (20:47)

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http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2012.05.29 (09:33)

http://nmaps.net/user/maestro · Postby **乳头的早餐谷物** » 2012.05.29 (09:49)

I'd forgotten about this thread. You must be serious about this elevator business.

http://nmaps.net/user/gamingwolf2000 · Postby **GamingWolf** » 2012.05.29 (14:27)

http://nmaps.net/user/skyline356 · Postby **Skyling** » 2012.06.02 (05:18)

it is fun to sit down on escalators as they go up and down

and then stand up before you get hurt

Postby **chocollama** » 2012.06.02 (05:24)

yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho

Postby **otters~1** » 2012.06.03 (05:33)

1) rockefeller center

2) charlie and the chocolate factory

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2012.06.03 (22:22)

chocollama wrote:yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho

Dude, what the fuck?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2012.06.05 (06:34)

29403 wrote:
chocollama wrote:yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho
Dude, what the fukk?

Yeah, I'm very confused by this...

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2012.06.05 (08:46)

▲▪►▪▼◄▲ wrote:
29403 wrote:
chocollama wrote:yo escalatas got those dope ass shoe cleena's

nigga they win fo sho
Dude, what the fukk?
Yeah, I'm very confused by this...

He's referring to the bristles that are on the sides of escalators. You know, the ones that peasant non-elevator-users use. Those things are disgusting and I wouldn't put my shoes anywhere near them.

Postby **Pikman** » 2012.10.21 (17:43)

elevators are dangerous guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tOJukk2ufk&t=3680

Postby **otters~1** » 2012.10.21 (22:49)

Skyling wrote:it is fun to sit down on escalators as they go up and down

and then stand up before you get hurt

*fun if and only if you are on lots of shrooms

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