Wizard Date

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

What is this spiritual bullshit?
Call her an idiot and find someone else.

[Turtle]

What is this spiritual bullshit?
Call her an idiot and find someone else.

Or you could use it to your advantage; find a way to prove you have profound knowledge on the topic she is talking about, whether or not you do. Or use voice of the Titan to make her at least think you know it.

[Combo Bustperson]

Use true seeing to make her see the lies that book is telling her!

[Luminaflare]

Oh man, you don't want to misspeak. Let the music do the talking. Ask her if she wants to listen to the next track on your iPod shuffle which, conveniently, gives you no control over what song will actually play.

Rather than let her listen use voice of the titan to sing along with the next song that plays.

[noops]

I'd say that you pretend to know what the hell you're talking about, sneak off to the bathroom, apply the Axe, use Divine cup size, and return. Make sure you emphasise the cup. Then, see what her reaction is.

[origami_alligator]

Keep your cool and continue with the conversation, no need to use magic. If regular guys can get a date without magic then a wizard can too.

Say, "Maybe you could tell me more about the book over a drink?". Don't excuse yourself just yet, as she's still fair game and you might find yourself at a loss if you do. Try and find an empty table somewhere where just you and her can go to sit and discuss the finer details of the book over a drink.

[Creampudding]

Seeing as you are a knowledgable wizzard, and you have obviously recently read an article on the author of "A New Earth, Awakening to Your Life's Purpose", Go into detail about how you absolutely love that author's books, and once she starts the talking, maybe you can get some more ideas on how to get her to give you "the final prize"

[origami_alligator]

So I'm guessing either this is dead or we didn't make a cool enough decision for Dave to bother with drawing up another image.

Anyway, I'd love to see this continued, unless there are other reasons as to why it's not going to be.

[wumbla]

Shuffle your songs and use Voice of the Titana and just sing the first song that comes up for her.

[rambo5252]

say oh f*** it your hot babe hows bout me and you head to my place and i use my snakes tongue on you

[Universezero]

Use Voice of the titan and ask her what she's doing tonight

[rambo5252]

So is this done?

[Flycatcher]

If this episode is taking place in the 24 hours immediately after the last, use Mordenkainen's lucubration to recast Magic missile and kill her. You can get more than a c-cup, you're a /wizard/.