The Obnoxious Translator

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.02.03 (20:38)

A game me and GTM came up with at school, which I think would be quite intresting on here. Basically, imagine you're speaking to a tribe of people who, convienently enough, don't speak your language. You say something. The next person then translates that, and writes a message for the next person to translate.

Simple, right?

So then... Hello.

http://nmaps.net/user/Guitar_Hero_Matt · Postby **MattKestrel** » 2009.02.03 (20:44)

I'm from Scotland, so don't shun my comparative lack of civilisation.

*The translator's views do not represent those of GTM. Terms and conditions apply*

"Who is the chief?"

Also, as long as Drathmoore doesnt mind, I think it'd be cool if we could post stuff in any language we liked, and actually tried to translate them. Seems funner to me.

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.02.03 (21:33)

"uhn wagga me chug-fohn?"

"where is my banana?"

http://nmaps.net/user/Guitar_Hero_Matt · Postby **MattKestrel** » 2009.02.03 (21:41)

*Who wants to organise the orgy?*

"We are the champions, champions of the world..."

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.02.04 (08:17)

"We do like to eat cats; cats from all over the world"

"I licked the floor"

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.04 (15:09)

"i licked your wifes .... (imagination)"

"what is your name?"

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.02.04 (19:26)

"That's not my... *Shot*"

"I come bearing gifts of peace"

http://nmaps.net/user/wumbla · Postby **wumbla** » 2009.02.04 (22:51)

"I come with a peice of bear(ing)"

Does the tribe speak french?

"J'aime beaucoup le fromage, mais je ne suis pas souvent merde."

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.02.05 (01:35)

Poo poop poopoo. Poo oop oop, poo poop poop poo poo?

I am a friendly, hairy gorilla. I like to play video games and brushing my teeth.

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.02.05 (05:14)

"I stepped into the shower and found a gorrila brushing his teeth"

"The Sad girl puts Balls in her mouth"

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2009.02.05 (05:55)

"La fille heureuse met des boules dans sa bouche"

"Something's wrong with that..."

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.02.05 (09:03)

"wheres my bagel?"

"horray 3 day weekend!"

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.02.05 (23:05)

"GTM is ugly-pugly and stupid-woopid"

"GTM is ugly-pugly and stupid-woopid"

Postby **大見解** » 2009.02.05 (23:41)

"Wishing for food."

"phantified"

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2009.02.06 (00:34)

"Have any Rolls-Royce?"

"Tentem traduzir isto, seus merdas."

Bonus

L'Etranger est la | piú bella coza | del mundo de la música. Coños de mierda.|

http://nmaps.net/user/BionicCryonic · Postby **Yoshimo** » 2009.02.06 (00:45)

"I licked your sad wife's balls"

'I Come bearing balls'

Postby **大見解** » 2009.02.06 (02:47)

"My Balls are bearing down upon you"

"My bob is bobbing in the bobbing bobish lake of bobbinb bobish lakes"

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.02.06 (03:43)

"poo poo, poop pooing poop. poop poopy poo oop oop poopy poop poop. poopy poopy?"

"salmonilla is illegal in this state"

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.02.06 (08:07)

"please legalize Simon, as he is friends with Nella state"

"ballalzz muup looksmiths brownd?"

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.02.09 (22:59)

As I see that post I immediately think:
Lookatthis's brown gloopy balls.
...???????

Estuans interius, ira vehementi.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.10 (14:24)

i like sh*t from venesuela.

Lets go to lunch

Lets go someplace where i can rob you and steal your money.

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