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Postby EdoI » 2009.03.14 (14:09)

I've been going through YoYogames.com (Game Maker), and I found this interesting 'game' that creates silly random sentences. If you've never been on YYG's site download it here, and if you already have been there go here where you can play it with Instant Play add-on.

Post funny sentences here.Please, one sentence per post. I'll start:

Your wicked ground inlarged your modern lung.

ABC
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.03.15 (02:31)

The unworkable aardvark concentrates the completed message.
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  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
    Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!

ABC
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.03.16 (03:29)

The answering mug snacks after my reversed fish.
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  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
    Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!

ABC
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Postby Minion_of_Pi » 2009.03.16 (06:12)

Another fried streetsign donated twenty-three rotten keyboards.
Do they have to be from the website? I made that one up.
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