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Postby Rose » 2010.05.22 (01:42)

Because if it was closer you'd violate your restraining order.

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Postby enespanol4268 » 2010.05.22 (09:57)

whats asdf?

why is this text orange?
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2010.05.25 (05:48)

because noodlecake probably doesn't fart green spores.

why am I in this thread?

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Postby wayofn » 2010.05.30 (01:07)

because pi said so

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Postby enespanol4268 » 2010.06.10 (11:50)

Because you are.

Why did I start making maps????
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Postby Brainwasher » 2010.06.14 (15:56)

you found the mapmaking section and wanted cool looking levels to play.

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Postby enespanol4268 » 2010.07.08 (11:32)

Because someone misused it and accidentally killed himself.

How come im not on IRC?
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Postby chocollama » 2010.07.08 (13:12)

because you dont know what irc is.

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Postby enespanol4268 » 2010.07.08 (17:19)

why should i know? you just said i didnt know.

why did i sign up for rtab?
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Postby 999_Springs » 2010.07.22 (20:37)

Because you want to make me control all your future financial decisions.

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.07.23 (07:37)

Yes.


Maybe...
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Postby Universezero » 2010.07.25 (02:51)

No. It's right.

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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2010.07.25 (05:52)

it's zombie Jesus

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Postby chocollama » 2010.07.27 (00:46)

because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Postby 大見解 » 2010.07.27 (02:38)

HELL MAYBE!

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.07.27 (07:00)

Eleventeen.

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Postby chocollama » 2010.07.27 (12:56)

because lego castles suck unless they have indoor plumbing, you should be paying him to live there.

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Postby sTalkR » 2010.07.28 (22:08)

because you have no life.

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Postby 29403 » 2010.07.28 (23:34)

Because you have no life.

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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.07.29 (06:47)

Because existence is so

Why is 1 x 1 not 0?
"What's The Use Of Prolonging the inevitable?" ~Squeeky,Toy Story 2

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Postby BluePretzel » 2010.07.29 (07:41)

Because if this were so, a critical imbalance of squared sums (zero squared is zero) would cause a holocaust destinctively causing a paradox that would doom us all. Doom us all.
A bit like the same reaction Windows has when you send the Recycle Bin to the Recycle Bin. (DO NOT TRY)

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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.07.29 (12:40)

Because if you have,we would be in a different world

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Postby sTalkR » 2010.07.30 (11:04)

you answered that question yourself by highlighting the coinciding numbers. duh.

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Postby BKPB58 » 2010.07.30 (11:24)

Cause you could have stopped hanging over skyscrapers

Why are air plains not in the air?
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Postby Universezero » 2010.08.01 (22:14)

Because they're plains, not planes.

If I ask the world's most advance computer to divide by 0, what will its response be?
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