Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/TheSupervisor · Postby **TheSupervisor** » 2009.01.07 (23:57)

Granted, steam then goes bankrupt and disables your ability to play the game.

I wish i had a 1967 mustang that was explosion proof, bullet proof, damage proof and fire proof. coloured black.

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.01.08 (00:29)

And i wish people would stop eating my house!

Please, dad? Everybody has one!

Im just yankin your chain son, here you go!

Thanks dad!

*giant hand tears off a chunk of man's house*

*man's wife screams*

Oh come one man! its the holidays!

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2009.01.08 (22:12)

this car was a gingerbread house?

I wish for a puppy

http://nmaps.net/user/everythingfromatoz · Postby **everythingfromatoz** » 2009.01.08 (23:58)

You get a dog!
I WANT A ^&#%$N' CARROT!

http://nmaps.net/user/TheSupervisor · Postby **TheSupervisor** » 2009.01.09 (02:33)

You get a carrot.
but I wish that I had your carrot.

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.01.09 (03:21)

Granted, but he's already eaten it and so you get the digested remains.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2009.01.10 (22:56)

granted, but racist rednecks think that means your gay, so they kill you.

I wish everythingfromatoz never gets his carrot. EVER!

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.01.13 (05:34)

Granted But the carrot stays on your conscience for so long u end up killing the carrot, then yourself.
I wish i had a new laptop

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.01.13 (17:32)

Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish there were more awesome songs, like Darkness by (I think) Shoji Meguro. Persona 3 FES music, anyway.

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.01.13 (17:39)

granted, but then I ASPLOD U W/ MY ION CANONN>11

WISHES??? I WISH WE"D KNOW THAT EARLIER!

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.01.13 (21:22)

Granted, but then you forget about it forevera
I wish i could fly

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.01.14 (13:42)

Granted, but there's far too many planes in your area, and too much poison gas everywhere else.
You don't want to risk getting splattered by a plane.
I wish I was awesome.
NO FANGIRL PLAGUES!

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.01.14 (15:22)

Granted, but you get greedy, and in the pursuit of feeling even more awesome, you speed while driving and crash into a not-as-awesome person's car.

I wish I didn't have red hair.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.01.14 (16:34)

Granted. It is now green.

I wish for a thingy.

http://nmaps.net/user/Lightning55 · Postby **Lightning55** » 2009.01.14 (20:08)

But the thingy tortures you worse than hell would and then you finally try to kill yourself, and somehow, you don't die and live eternally in suffering.

TheSupervisor wrote:I wish i had a 1967 mustang that was explosion proof, bullet proof, damage proof and fire proof. coloured black.

However, when you get in to check inside the interior, it locks you in. Due to it's innumerable damage proofnesses, nobody can get you out and you live starving to death.

I wanted to do this one ^^

I wish that I was the fastest person in the world and would live eternally. I also wish that I could stop time and stop you guys' corruption of my wishes.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.01.14 (20:26)

Granted, you just don't know how to do any of those things.

I wish I could do telekinesis and stuff, and I knew how as well.

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.01.14 (22:10)

Granted, but you can only use it on 2x4 sheets of aluminum and nothing else

I wish we could move house

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2009.01.14 (23:21)

granted, but after you sale your old house, but before you insure the new one, your new house burns to the ground. enjoy being homeless ^_^

I wish people would stop assuming Atheists are immoral and evil

http://nmaps.net/user/Empire · Postby **Banned** » 2009.01.14 (23:35)

granted, but then a new fashionable religion comes out and there are no more athiests)
I wish I could fly (somehow I don't think that is very surprising, considiring my name)

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2009.01.15 (02:29)

granted, but you get an airplane to the face after you learn to fly.

I wish people know the difference between Theistic Satanism and LaVeyan Satanism. (there is a huge difference)

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.01.15 (10:08)

Granted, but only 4 people do

I wish i had a super power

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.01.15 (13:44)

granted, you get the power to act stupid freely (you have no idea how many people want that)

i wish i ruled these forums

http://nmaps.net/user/Izzy · Postby **Izzy** » 2009.01.15 (15:28)

Granted, but blue_tetris kicks you out immediately.

I wish I had the patience to get 200 more speedruns.

http://nmaps.net/user/kablamo_boom · Postby **Kablamo** » 2009.01.15 (21:12)

Granted But you lose patience for everything else

I wish i could drink a coke right now.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.01.15 (21:20)

Granted. You belch for 3 hours straight, filling the room with gas.
You didn't brush your teeth yet.

I wish I could transform at will, with no problems, ever.

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