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http://nmaps.net/user/lukesv · Postby **lukesv** » 2011.05.02 (04:41)

Slugs have much water.

How do you bake a cake?

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2011.05.02 (04:52)

I'm pretty sure you have to get the key to downstairs from Gourmet Guy, and then have Twink read you the instructions.

5?

Postby **chocollama** » 2011.06.23 (16:17)

Yep, 5.

y u no funny?

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2011.06.23 (20:15)

Because he knows, he knows.

Why doesn't the world revolve around me?

http://nmaps.net/user/lukesv · Postby **lukesv** » 2011.06.24 (04:02)

Because you are fat.

What is your favorite flower?

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2011.06.25 (04:21)

lukesv wrote:Because you are fat.

What is your favorite flower?

Should it be because they -aren't- fat?

Also, roses.

Why do they make Coke Zero -and- Diet Coke?

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2011.06.25 (06:23)

Because they couldn't decide between two different logos for the cans.

Why is my green dragon bigger than my red?

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2011.06.25 (12:59)

Same reason white iPhones are bigger than the black ones.

What is the answer to this question?

http://nmaps.net/user/apakenua · Postby **Apakenua** » 2011.06.27 (16:43)

Another question?

Why doesn't it matter who's wrong and who's right, as long as you beat it?

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2011.06.27 (22:12)

Because it's wrong if the right person wins and wrong if the wrong person wins. Therefore satisfication.

What is the reason for being reasonable?

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2011.06.28 (02:25)

The Tao which can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.

What is not in my wallet?

http://nmaps.net/user/beginner2 · Postby **mediate** » 2011.06.28 (02:31)

Everything. It seemed to be empty when I last checked.

Why do I even bother?

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2011.06.28 (02:42)

Because it gives you a meaningless sense of hope so you will forever continue to try to achieve social transcendance.

Why do girls like me so much?

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2011.06.28 (02:45)

Because you always find the clitoris.

Why is Apple so evil?

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2011.06.28 (02:59)

They're trying to sell me shit.

Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/999_Springs · Postby **999_Springs** » 2011.10.12 (16:11)

Grapefruit.

You're stuck in a room, where the door is locked on the outside and you have no chance of breaking through it or the walls or the ceiling. There are no gaps through the walls. You have a laptop with 6 minutes of battery power left and no charger, a cake, an IKEA pencil, a wetsuit, a coathanger, 7 socks, and a large rhubarb. The rhubarb is poisonous, the socks give off a revolting smell if you get too close, the coathanger has had the hook removed, the wetsuit comes from BHS (this means that it gets smaller instantly on contact with water), the IKEA pencil... well... comes from IKEA, the cake is a lie, and the laptop has just started downloading 200 MB of Windows Updates in the background without your permission and you don't have admin rights to stop it and so it will be unresponsive to anything you try and get it to do until it finishes downloading. Why am I typing all this stuff when I have work to do right now?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2011.10.12 (16:37)

All that is irrelevant since you are a sandwich.

Where have all the good men gone?

http://nmaps.net/user/lukesv · Postby **lukesv** » 2011.10.13 (03:49)

They're locked in my basement.

Where have all the good women gone?

http://nmaps.net/user/apakenua · Postby **Apakenua** » 2011.10.13 (19:51)

They're lockedin my basement.

Who is Mr. Ed?

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2011.10.19 (09:46)

I mred the day that I meet Mr Ed.

Where is the combined effort of our combined human intelligence located?

http://nmaps.net/user/paradox-dragon · Postby **Paradox** » 2011.11.09 (04:27)

Will a piranha eat a living octopus if it's the only thing that will save its life willard?

http://nmaps.net/user/apakenua · Postby **Apakenua** » 2011.11.09 (17:44)

If it has it's pants off.

wubwubwubwubwub?

http://nmaps.net/user/ENT474 · Postby **ENT474** » 2011.11.10 (02:04)

When pirahnas eat living octopi.
Have I asked this question before?

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2011.11.12 (03:42)

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Can entropy be reversed?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2011.11.12 (03:59)

yportne

Why do we still keep Arachnid around?

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