The Dark Room Game

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2009.03.03 (18:25)

The light goes out and you realize it isn't what you think it was.

It's a fucking

pink

(I'm against racism D=< )

hole, and it kills you.

It's so strong it kills Tunco again, twice.

I found a guitar and some butter.

http://nmaps.net/user/tomthebomb · Postby **tomthebomb** » 2009.03.04 (01:59)

the guitar is lodged in ur stomach and the butter is actually ur guts

i found a rubber chicken and some toothpaste

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.04 (02:49)

The pink howl hole kills you
i find another light

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2009.03.04 (07:18)

The light blinds you, and you accidentally fall off a cliff.

I buy a new M1903 Springfield .30 Caliber rifle.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **boonie92** » 2009.03.04 (07:23)

simple....i punch you, then take your rifle and shoot you,,,,
then go on a rampage and find a bunny.

i drop the rifle,,,,pick up the bunny and start stroking it mischeaviously (shit im bad at spelling)
and so i have a bunny called...er dunken.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.04 (23:39)

someone stabs you

i find a dead body (try to have fun with this)

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2009.03.05 (08:32)

O NOES! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! *Brain Eat*

I find an accordian.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.05 (12:50)

you swallow acordian,
you choke
you die

i find the ninja person in N

http://nmaps.net/user/UnknownKirbyMan · Postby **UnknownKirbyMan** » 2009.03.06 (06:08)

You chase after him and slip into a mine.

I Find the letter X!

http://nmaps.net/user/OutrightOJ · Postby **OutrightOJ** » 2009.03.06 (20:21)

Because of the relationship to the game, a bowling ball comes and runs you over.

I find a piece of cheese.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.06 (21:23)

It's the Anticheese!!1
yuo eat the cese
you die

i find this thread

http://nmaps.net/user/OutrightOJ · Postby **OutrightOJ** » 2009.03.07 (17:13)

Everyone in this thread gangs up on you.

I find a piece of lettuce.

Postby **Amadeus** » 2009.03.07 (17:51)

ITS CARNIVOROUS LETTUCE
it eats you

I find a dark room game on the forums

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.07 (19:45)

you die

i find your dead body

Postby **Amadeus** » 2009.03.07 (20:00)

I'm not dead
Fool!
I shred your chest and sell your organs on the black market

I find website called www.theauthorativeedition.tk
I blatantly advertise for everyone to see

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.09 (00:39)

you die

i find a guitar

http://nmaps.net/user/eganic · Postby **sheganican** » 2009.03.09 (01:28)

the guitar doesnt like you, so he gets together with his instrument friends and they T.P. your house. When you get home, you slip on toilet paper, bonk your head, and fall into a twelve year coma. when the twelve years are up, the guitar hears about your coma and realizes theres a chance you might know who T.P'd his house, so he goes to the hospital to finish the job...

I find some blood-stained toilet paper.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.09 (01:32)

you die

i find the irc

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.03.10 (21:58)

You die.
I find Sephiroth.

...wtf?

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2009.03.11 (14:43)

It smacks you down.And you die.

I found a group of people that playing "The Dark Room Game".

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.03.13 (22:01)

Tunco123 wrote:It smacks you down.And you die.

I found a group of people that playing "The Dark Room Game".

It!? You don't know who Sephiroth is!? Omg...

They see that you try to blend in with them, and they kill you for not knowing who Sephiroth is.
I find someone who hates me for being unhateable. (Slight paradox.)

http://nmaps.net/user/tomthebomb · Postby **tomthebomb** » 2009.03.15 (02:30)

ur sad becus someone hates u so u start cutting urself

i find lookatthis's bloody wrists

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.03.15 (20:42)

They don't exist, because (even though I am 'emo') I don't cut myself just 'cause somebody hates me. If I did, I wouldn't be able to type.

So your mind is playing tricks on you, and you realize this. You go insane over a short time and you end up being killed.

I find a wall.

http://nmaps.net/user/tomthebomb · Postby **tomthebomb** » 2009.03.16 (01:56)

an earthquake begins, the falls and crushes you
i find some grafitti under a bridge

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.03.16 (12:25)

The graffiti was on the bridge foundations, making them easier to erode. The bridge collapses with you under it, and you had no time to escape, so you get crushed.

I find the bridge which tomthebomb is lying under.

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