Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.02.23 (09:05)

granted. but now you are so advanced, you are scared of yourself, and so you go and have all your limbs amputated, and then live in a box at the bottom well.

i wish someone would corrupt this wish.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.23 (11:07)

Granted, but it creates a paradox as the wish is uncorruptable by the nature of the wish. The paradox swallows your cat.

I wish aapse had a cat.

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.02.23 (11:21)

granted, even though i have two cats and one was destroyed by a paradox. so i kill my cats for the successful corruption of your wish.

i wish i had a cat.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2009.02.23 (18:27)

granted,when you're going to kill your cat,1 second before that,I took your cat away and saved one of the cat's live.

I wish this wish cannot be corrupted. [haha]

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.02.23 (20:02)

Granted, but because of this, nobody can think of a sensible corruption and you create a paradox that destroys the world.
Also, the topic dies.
Poor topic.

I wish the topic didn't die.

Postby **kai** » 2009.02.23 (20:26)

granted, all the noobs come in

i wish my girlfriend didnt nag me about typing this post instead of fucking her.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.23 (20:30)

kai wrote:granted, all the noobs come in

i wish my girlfriend didnt nag me about typing this post instead of fucking her.

Granted, but the simple fact that you have the option of Metanet forums or sex creates a paradox that swallows the universe.

I wish the paradox fad would end.

Postby **deltainferno** » 2009.02.23 (20:36)

granted. but because of that a rift in the space time continuum that destroys the universe.

i wish that americans called everything the same as us brits, e.g crisps = potato chips lift = elevator

Postby **kai** » 2009.02.23 (21:25)

omg so do i !!

...uhh, i mean......

granted, but in doing so people in England now talk like Americans. before long, England becomes the new USA and is shortly invaded and conquered by her enemies (seeing as there's no more pesky ocean in between). now the national language for England is a mix between Arabic, Vietnamese, Korean, and Japanese.

i wish i was born and raised in japan.

Postby **deltainferno** » 2009.02.23 (21:30)

OMG so do I!!! (seriously)

granted but you disgrace your family, and due to 'the way of the warrior' you are forced to perform hara kiri and obviously die

I wish Nmaps.net was back online...

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.23 (22:10)

Granted, then it taken over by Evil_Sire.

I wish I owned the rights to Wolfpeople.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.02.23 (22:55)

granted but then you die

i wish i had a hot girlfriend who loved me and wont move away to mexico or anywhere away from me or any bad things like that

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.23 (23:25)

Granted, but then she dies!

I wish I owned the rights to Wolfpeople.

Postby **kai** » 2009.02.23 (23:49)

granted, but the only way to get those right is to become a lycan. thus, you get thrown into a war with vampires and lose the love of your life because she was a vampire. but you still get the rights to wolf people.... your alone, heart broken, and beaten but you at least have the rights to wolf people.

i wish i was a vampire.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.24 (00:21)

Granted, but then the Goth Kids from South Park burn down the Hot Topic, leaving you a very sad vampire.

I wish I owned the rights to Wolfpeople.

Postby **kai** » 2009.02.24 (01:11)

granted, but- *evil wish corrupting genie pops up*

ENOUGH!!!!

NO MORE SHALL THIS WISH BE CORRUPTED!!! FORBIDDEN THE WISH IS THUS TO BE CORRUPTED BY ANYONE HERE FROM HENCE FORTH AND TO SPEAK OF THE WISH IN QUESTION RESULTS IN THE DEATH OF AN INFANT EVERY 5 SECONDS TILL A GRAND TOTAL OF 1000 INFANT DEATHS IS REACHED!!!!

*Translation*
granted, but you may never wish it again.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.02.24 (01:58)

granted but too bad you didn't wish

i wish had the power to corrupt your (the person who grants this wish) wishes in real life / reality

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.02.24 (07:31)

granted, apart from the fact that all my wishes in reality are actually uncorruptable, so therefore making your wish totally pointless as you can't do anything.

i wish for tastelessness

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.24 (11:26)

Granted, but no more tacos. You die of sadness.
I wish school started at 11 AM.

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.02.24 (14:29)

granted. but due to the subsequent depression caused by corrupting this wish, i shoot myself repeatedly in the chest, and then eventually die. and it's all your fault.

i wish for tacos.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.24 (15:37)

Granted, you get very stale tacos.

I wish owned the Nintendo World Championships 1990 Grey Cartridge.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.02.24 (18:41)

You don't get it due to the use of bad grammar.

I wish for the destruction of Tacos.

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2009.02.24 (19:47)

Granted but aapse kills you out of hate for wishing for the destruction of tacos.

I wish this thread was more fun.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.24 (22:34)

Granted, but the new add_ninjas.fun function destroyed the forums.
I wish for a better wish.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.25 (00:29)

granted, but you didnt actually wish for anything so you lose.

i wish i was better at gimp.

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