The Dark Room Game

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Postby IAMAMAZING » 2009.03.17 (21:04)

A random suicidal dude jumps off the bridge and lands on you, crushing and killing you!
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Postby Superpok » 2009.03.18 (00:42)

you are astounded by the lack of anything there to find, and you get a heart attack

i find a post-it note
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Postby Tunco » 2009.03.18 (17:20)

And on post-it note it says:
"SUİCİDE"
and you kill yourself with a gun on your head.
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.03.22 (01:22)

u find nothing...
u somehow die
but it appears u died of nothing
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Postby Tunco » 2009.03.22 (17:58)

U find nothing,you die because of boredome.
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2009.03.22 (18:40)

You don't find anything either. You die of boredom as well.
I find the lack of finds here.
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.03.22 (19:03)

but somehow u also die of boredom
hey look a nickel
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Postby 29403 » 2009.03.22 (19:04)

It's the evil 1p.

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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.03.29 (19:17)

You choke on it.

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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.03.29 (21:10)

u put over 10000 illegally downloaded songs on it, and are charged over 10million dollars and sent to rot in jail
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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.04.01 (14:40)

A thwump comes down and kills you. I find some gold.
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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.04.01 (19:39)

It slips out of your hand and down your throat.

A piece of pie.
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Postby boonie92 » 2009.04.02 (07:43)

u suddenly realise this pie is maths!!

u chuck it away and then it rund back to you and stabs you through your middle finger...
you bleed to death.

and then i come along and find an innocent little puppy who protects me from dying in every way possible :D
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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.04.02 (17:35)

The puppy turns out to be a cyborg - it short-circuits and then you find out it is programmed to do the opposite of what it's supposed to do. It kills you.

A grass snake.
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Postby deltainferno » 2009.04.02 (17:47)

The grass snake is actually a trouser snake eating snake, and after eating your penis, you go crazy over the fact that you will be able to feel no more sexual p,esure, and your head is blown up with an ion cannon.

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Postby jinxed_07 » 2009.04.03 (19:48)

OutrightOJ wrote:The puppy turns out to be a cyborg - it short-circuits and is programmed to do the opposite of what it's supposed to do. It kills you.

A grass snake.
Isn't it supposed to do whats its programmed to do. If so, ^ that sentence is illogical.
Anways...
The candy is laced with every drug in the world. You die.
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.04.09 (20:13)

the drone overloads, goes bezerk and totally pwns u
i find a monkey
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Postby runningninja » 2009.04.10 (02:05)

The only place you can find a monkey is in the rain forest. The monkey runs away, and instead a rattlesnake bites you on your butt. You die of asphyxiation.
I find something that cannot kill me in any possible way.
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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.04.11 (11:06)

I guess you're right there, jinxed_07, i'll edit it.

Anyways.

You find out you're actually just dreaming, and that there actually isn't anything that cannot kill you.

I find an umbrella.
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.06.03 (03:27)

open ur umbrealla expecting rain
instead u get pwnd by a piano
hey look a nickel!
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    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.08.01 (18:03)

You swallow it and then choke to death.

A big fat dog with no form of mobility.
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Postby Adoniseppi » 2009.08.01 (18:14)

OutrightOJ really tries hard to ruin these games.

The big fat dog dies and decomposes, and the odor eventually suffocates you.

You find an empty matchbox.
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Postby ChaoStar » 2009.08.01 (21:34)

The empty matchbox had some sort of small life form that infected you, and killed you.

I found a door out of the room.
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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.08.03 (18:00)

Ahahaha glümp :P

Erm... There turns out to be a forcefield around the door, and it flings you back into the dark room, and you get crushed against a wall.

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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.03 (18:35)

Oi! That's mine!

*Punch*

Oh... Er... Little too much force there...

You might want to tuck that back in...




I find... a pitfall. (No idea how I can see it considering this is a DARK ROOM, but meh.)
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