Corrupt a Wish

[sheganican]

wish granted, but that makes you a nerd so babes hate you. haha loser.

i wish my ion cannon had the jelly car application like on my iphone.

[wumbla]

granted, but you had no ion cannon to start with

I wish I was a dragon with an ion cannon (so pretty much the opposite of eganic)

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Granted, but the ion cannon would blow up, and you would die. Hey, at least it was quick.
I wish people knew what a nerd is and how it's good. A nerd is someone who is smarter than average, not 'too smart'. There's no such thing as 'too smart'.

[Brainwasher]

Another nerd says: granted, but then people (ie bullies and such) would come up with a more insulting word without a good meaning to discriminate against us.

I wish I was the best N player in history.

[sheganican]

wish granted, but you get major brain damage in a terrible train accident so you will never be able to share your success with the world. years later, you are overworked and driven into insanity, causing you to chop your hands off. you are a freak of nature and everyone hates you. and your girlfriend leaves you for your best friend, even though hes really fat, because fat people are better than freaks like you. and your dad drinks to much and cheats on your mom. and your brother and sister hate you. and your mom turns to meth to escape her problems. and your dog dies. and so does your cat. you befriend a wild hippo, but then a poacher steals the hippo and you never see it again. and then the poacher comes back and cuts your feet off. and then your other dog dies. freak.

I wish Wumbla would just admit that i had an ion cannon.

[Slayr]

wish granted but your ion cannon malfunction and blows up and you die.


i wish i could be/ do anything i wanted with no consequences

[sheganican]

wish granted, but you get major brain damage in a terrible train accident so you will never be able to share your success with the world. years later, you are overworked and driven into insanity, causing you to chop your hands off. you are a freak of nature and everyone hates you. and your girlfriend leaves you for your best friend, even though hes really fat, because fat people are better than freaks like you. and your dad drinks to much and cheats on your mom. and your brother and sister hate you. and your mom turns to meth to escape her problems. and your dog dies. and so does your cat. you befriend a wild hippo, but then a poacher steals the hippo and you never see it again. and then the poacher comes back and cuts your feet off. and then your other dog dies. freak.

I wish my feet were awesome.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Slayr, you copied me!!!
Granted, but nobody would look there anyway.
I wish there were more people like me (pyromaniac, good insane, etc.). And that I had a secret room in my bedroom that I could go to and no-one could follow me.

[Izzy]

I can't grant that. Nobody wants to be like you. :O

I wish.

[bufar]

Granted, but something goes catastrophically wrong and a mountain lion mauls you to death.
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[Brainwasher]

Grantd, but then my fat friends and I would tear you apart for food.

I wish I had an iron man suit.

[Slayr]

granted but it doesn't work.

i wish i had a lightsaber and knew how to use it properly

[Brainwasher]

Granted, but Toys R Us doesn't like you hanging out in the Star Wars section all day.
-OR-
Granted, but lightsabers run on the force, which yours isn't strong enough to hold a sword shape.

I wish for mindreading ability.

[Slayr]

granted but you read an insane person's mind and become lost in their insanity and lose your mind.


i wish i had the power of life and death and i got to choose how to use it.

[Brainwasher]

Granted, but power corrupts, and you would soon be lost in your own lust for more power.
BTW good one Slayr, this is starting to get on track.

I wish I could slow time around me so I could play n longer.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Granted, but you would age and die faster.
How Izzy corrupted my wish didn't really make much sense.
I wish people would accept me.

[Brainwasher]

Granted, but it would be in vain, because people cannot accept what they themselves cannot explain.
I accept you. You should go to a mall, comedy club, bar, or hang out with friends.
Don't worry about Izzy, he is only 14.

I wish I knew everybody's name.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Brainwasher, do you know me!?
...Aaron?
Granted, but you would reveal their names to an asshole who wants to kill someone for whatever reason and their deaths would be your fault.
I wish I knew how to do telekinesis etc.

[Brainwasher]

Name's not Aaron, but granted.
You can know how to do telechinesis (sp check), but you still probably won't be able to do it. It really has to do with how much of your brain you use. Normal people use less than 10 or 20% of their brains. If you are born with an abnormally active sector outside this, you are tellechenitic or otherwise gifted as such. The hightest reported is around 50%, and that person was telechenitic. More % of brain used = more brain waves.
Now you know, but that doesn't make you any more telechenitic.

I wish people could easily read this.

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Granted, but your pointless wish makes everyone unable to corrupt it and the topic is closed. I stopped that from happening.
I wish I had more wishes.

[Sithmaster]

granted, but no one tells you, so you don't use them


I wish I had the power to talk about politics without people going crazy about me having different views than them

[Brainwasher]

Granted, but then everyone would have the same view, thus eliminating politics alltogether. And since you are talking about politics when they don't exist, you will be cast aside as a loon and put out on the street as a crazy bum. You'll sit in allys and talk to buildings because nobody will listen to you and your theories of imaginary politics.
-OR-
Granted, but nobody will react to anything you say about anything else, too.

I wish I looked like George Clooney, but younger.

[bufar]

Granted, but you soon become the victim of a tragic house fire, burning 92% of your entire body.
I wish I had a genie in a bottle that would grant me three more wishes.

[Brainwasher]

granted, but only snipers would look at and rate it.

I wish I could melt people's minds.

[Slayr]

granted but someone more powerful also has that power and over powers you and melts your mind.

i wish i could do/be whatever i wanted woith no consequences