Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.12.09 (01:50)

I wish the guy above me had wished.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.12.09 (03:03)

He did, but ended up not posting it for fear it would get corrupted.

I wish this cut on my hand would heal faster.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.12.09 (03:41)

It does, but then you get a cut on your other hand whenever one heals. You commit suicide because you hate seeing blood.

I wish for 29403 to come back to NUMA.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.12.09 (15:44)

He does, but his mapmaking skills make you feel so insignificant that you commit suicide.

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2009.12.09 (16:29)

Granted but the headphones volume is not loud enough to hear, even at full volume.

I wish for the ability to instantly recall any information I've previously read, received, etc.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.12.09 (19:18)

You suddenly recall being raped, and something unfortunate happens to you.
I wish I could get past episode 186

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.12.09 (23:23)

You do, but your .sol and all backups are erased when a power surge hits your city.

I wish for a girlfriend.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.12.10 (14:19)

Rhekatou wrote:You do, but your .sol and all backups are erased when a power surge hits your city.

I wish for a girlfriend.

I have a private backup on e-mail :D

Have fun.
I wish I could move to Georgia.

Postby **superhubbardman** » 2009.12.17 (08:21)

You move there but then Sephiroth crashes a meteor into it, annihilating you and your family.

I wish I could buy an Xbox 360 that didn't Red Ring

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.12.17 (20:15)

Granted. It blue-screens.

I wish for a cat.

Postby **superhubbardman** » 2009.12.17 (22:11)

Xbox 360's blue screen?

I don't think so, Tim

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.12.18 (00:22)

You get to run a cat mausoleum. One of the cats is resurrected and commands you to be his owner. Grats.

I wish for something.

http://nmaps.net/user/zer0 · Postby **Zer0** » 2010.01.25 (23:57)

But the something happened to be an activated nuke.
I wish for an omlette that is 100% non-toxic. Cant corrupt that!

Postby **squibbles** » 2010.01.26 (16:31)

The omlette was 100% non-toxic, however it was made from eggs harvested from your mothers ovaries.

I wish for a random hot chick to walk by, desperately needing a lay.

Postby **squibbles** » 2010.01.26 (16:32)

SHE HAS SYPHILIS! >:D

uh, I wish for a new car.

http://nmaps.net/user/beethoveN · Postby **beethoveN** » 2010.01.26 (21:56)

you get it, but realise you don't have enough money for insurance

I wish for a pefect map.

http://nmaps.net/user/zer0 · Postby **Zer0** » 2010.01.26 (23:45)

But, the map lead you to a toxic waste dump.

I wish for a Commodore 64.

http://nmaps.net/user/OutrightOJ · Postby **OutrightOJ** » 2010.01.27 (19:47)

You get... whatever that is, but then you realise there is a fatal problem with... whatever that is.

I wish for some cucumber, please.

Postby **Luminaflare** » 2010.01.27 (22:42)

OutrightOJ wrote:You get... whatever that is, but then you realise there is a fatal problem with... whatever that is.

I wish for some cucumber, please.

Excuse me for interrupting this thread but this is what I hate about any one younger than me, especially ones which consider them selves "hard core" gamers because they play Modern Warfare 2 after they finish their home work, you don't know anything about the heritage of gaming. Or music for that matter, new guy at work (17 years old) doesn't know who queen is, this stuff is ridiculous!. Also Commodore 64 is an old computer/game system.

The cucumber is mouldy.

I wish for people to actually know the heritage of gaming.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.01.28 (00:16)

You get your wish, but then everything turns uniform and the world becomes boring.

... Luminaflare: "We are the champoins" who know what heritage gaming is. =D

now that that cheesy moment is gone, I wish for some cheese pizza that doesn't cost a lot, tastes delicious, and isn't poisoned/old/hard.

Postby **superhubbardman** » 2010.01.28 (08:04)

The pizza was made from the chopped up remains of Fry's dog off Futurama and bambi's mother and you start to cry

Acid.

You cry acid

I wish I had faster internet

http://nmaps.net/user/zer0 · Postby **Zer0** » 2010.01.31 (17:31)

But you had to pay $500 per month for it.
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I wish I could have Builders Club on ROBLOX.

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2010.01.31 (19:18)

Luminaflare wrote:
OutrightOJ wrote:You get... whatever that is, but then you realise there is a fatal problem with... whatever that is.
Excuse me for interrupting this thread but this is what I hate about any one younger than me, especially ones which consider them selves "hard core" gamers because they play Modern Warfare 2 after they finish their home work, you don't know anything about the heritage of gaming. Or music for that matter, new guy at work (17 years old) doesn't know who queen is, this stuff is ridiculous!. Also Commodore 64 is an old computer/game system.

I agree with you (while being younger than you, I must say)... but come on. Don't take it too seriously. I'm sure OOJ didn't mean it, he didn't once say he was a hard-core gamer.

Zer0 - The Builders don't like you and throw bricks at you.

I wish for The Simpsons Complete Third Season DVD.

http://nmaps.net/user/neil_bryan · Postby **Neil_Bryan** » 2010.02.09 (06:53)

You get the Simpsons Complete Third Season DVD, but the CD has been damaged so you can't see anything on the video.

I wish I had a broadband connection.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2010.02.09 (18:19)

Congratulations! You're the one millionth person to visit this page! Say hello to thousands of viruses that make your computer run as slow as a turtle.

I wish for Virus protection.

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