Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/OutrightOJ · Postby **OutrightOJ** » 2010.02.09 (21:01)

Granted, but you get bacterial diseases instead. BAM

I wish for a lemon.

http://nmaps.net/user/im_bad_at_n · Postby **im_bad_at_n** » 2010.02.10 (00:31)

Granted, but a lemon tree came with it & is laying sideways on top of your bed.

I wish for a way to get photoshop legally.

http://nmaps.net/user/zer0 · Postby **Zer0** » 2010.02.11 (06:36)

But, Adobe got mad because you didnt pay them for their program.

I wish MY BRAIN WILL ACT BETTER

*Note: My brain is overstressed right now, and I feel dead.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.02.11 (16:00)

Zer0 wrote:MY BRAIN WILL ACT BETTER

QFE

http://nmaps.net/user/zer0 · Postby **Zer0** » 2010.02.13 (07:57)

Nope, cant corrupt that now, its better.

I wish for a pill to keep me awake.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.02.13 (10:25)

haha, my friend is apart of a different forum, ant these things are called 'Break-A-Wish'

Anyways, Granted but you are immune to it.

II wish for a swimming pool.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2010.02.15 (15:18)

Granted. It's filled with acid.
I wish for an Xbox.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.02.17 (09:49)

Granted, but you rub out a fake green line on it and realise it is in fact, a "y Box"

I wish for an unbreakable wish

http://nmaps.net/user/%5D%7BNO3 · Postby **//Zander** » 2010.02.19 (01:25)

granted but you die... from extreme chicken pox
i wish for a pet wolf

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.02.23 (02:52)

Granted, but the wolf has ED and licks yous genitals for sexual pleasure.

I wish for a family full of rednecks.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2010.02.23 (03:08)

Awesome67 wrote:Granted, but the wolf has ED and licks yous genitals for sexual pleasure.

Let's keep it down man.

Granted, but they steal everything you get. And you still trust them. So you are doomed to poverty.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.02.23 (06:22)

I wish for a dinosaur that likes me, and whoever I like. HA TAKE THAT RODNEY!!! >=D

http://nmaps.net/user/OutrightOJ · Postby **OutrightOJ** » 2010.02.23 (18:13)

It malfunctions, and kills you.

I wish for a book. A PAPERBACK BOOK.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.02.25 (02:00)

Granted, but it's extremely flammable, and as you walk by the preheating oven , it bursts into flames as your eyes are 3 inches from the paper, and your entire upper face is singed off. WIN

I wish for a fail.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.02.25 (08:44)

granted but its epic.

i wish for someone to wish for me.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.02.26 (02:18)

I wish you hadn't wished that. PARADOX

I wish my legs didn't hurt right now.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2010.02.26 (20:09)

Granted. You no longer have legs.

I wish for $100.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.02.26 (23:17)

It's on fire.

I wish for a webcam that didn't suck.

http://nmaps.net/user/BluePretzel · Postby **BluePretzel** » 2010.02.28 (00:41)

Its the most awesome, hi-tech web cam ever. Its frigging awesome. The box says its durable, has a 50 year guarentee, it works with any computer, and has a inbuilt solar charger, making it energy-efficient. You open the box to use it right away. It's empty.

I wish for world peace.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.02.28 (19:18)

Too bad. You didn't corrupt my wish correctly. You were supposed to give me a webcam, then corrupt the wish.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2010.02.28 (23:31)

You didn't wish for anything, therefore YOU ARE DEAD.
I wish for infinite money.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2010.02.28 (23:33)

Granted, in pokemon.

I wish for free ice cream every day.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.01 (00:24)

Granted. It's melted before you eat it.

I wish my lava lamp would explode before my very eyes, catch my torso on fire and put me in critical condition.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Vyacheslav** » 2010.03.01 (00:28)

Granted, but your clothes are fire-repellant.

I wish Cindy Crosby would get lacerated by a skate on her jugular vein.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2010.03.01 (23:11)

Granted. The blood's all over you.

I wish for some badass, old-skool DJ headphones.

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