The Dark Room Game

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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.08.04 (09:05)

You spend so much time working out what the pitfall is that your brain becomes traumatized and stops working.

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Postby Donfuy » 2009.08.04 (12:31)

You trip on it, hitting with your jaw on the floor, breaking the 4 front teeth.


2 pairs of teeth.
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Postby ChaoStar » 2009.08.04 (22:45)

The teeth are alive! They bite you to death.

I find 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.05 (09:09)

The wall falls.

As a note, if there are bottles of beer on a wall, you can assume the builder was drunk.



I find one of the broken bricks.
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Postby OutrightOJ » 2009.08.05 (11:27)

The beer somehow mutated the brick, it grows, and squashes you.

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Postby ChaoStar » 2009.08.05 (12:47)

A certain character from Arstar wants her umbrella back. She murders you, and takes it back.

I find a Vorpal sword.
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Postby spoof » 2009.08.05 (14:54)

The sword has a hidden ticking time bomb


George W Bush is in the room.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.05 (17:29)

Your mind explodes from the stupidity he babbles.

I find a computer.
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Postby ChaoStar » 2009.08.06 (13:29)

It's HAL! He kills you.

I find a space suit.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.06 (18:03)

When attempting to try it on, it falls on top of you.

I find the Iblis Twigger!
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.08.16 (04:54)

u die waiting for someone to figure out wat that is...


i find dud grenades
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.16 (07:43)

One was a dud. Bang.

I find Sonic 06.
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Postby Rule » 2009.08.16 (13:46)

It's actually a rat gigantic freaking monster trap... Ouch!

I find a pair of shoes.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.16 (17:01)

Rule wrote:It's actually a rat gigantic freaking monster trap... Ouch!
Really? I personally would've commited suicide. Along with anyone else within a 50 mile radius.


You get stampeded by cows. On the side of the shoes is the word "Cravendale".


I find a cat.
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Postby Rule » 2009.08.16 (17:52)

It scratches you. And then you decide to commit suicide anyway...
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Postby tomthebomb » 2009.08.16 (22:09)

im murder u for not finding anything

i find a cellphone in ur pocket
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    You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.17 (07:59)

I kill you for lack of proper grammar.

I find a screwdriver.
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Postby Rule » 2009.08.17 (11:28)

You wonder what happens when you stick it in your eye....

I find a stuffed animal.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.17 (13:49)

It wasn't too happy about being stuffed.

I find a rectangle.
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Postby Rule » 2009.08.17 (14:23)

You try to it into a circle, but you fail.....
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.17 (14:35)

Rule wrote:You try to it into a circle, but you fail.....
A lack of sense causes the very fabric of space and time to implode. Fortunately, only one person was affectedl.


I find a circle.
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Postby Rule » 2009.08.17 (15:58)

You're dumb enough to try and bend it into a rectangular again.

I find a tree.
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Postby Drathmoore » 2009.08.17 (18:10)

Rule wrote:You're dumb enough to try and bend it into a rectangular again.
I'm not dumb! I... Just... Don't like circles...

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Postby ChaoStar » 2009.08.17 (19:23)

You found nothing, and you are slowly descending into madness. You kill yourself.

I find a cellphone.
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Postby Universezero » 2009.08.18 (05:13)

The cellphone rings. You answer it and it explodes.

I find a letter opener.
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