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Postby Sniperwhere » 2008.12.10 (21:01)

A strange game I just came up with on the spot.

The point is to "slap" the above poster so hard that something happens that shouldn't be possible or whatever.

Ex:

P1: Slapped so hard his face flew off his head.

P2: Slapped so hard that when you comb the back of your head, you scrath your eyes.

P3: Slapped so hard that your head has fused with my hand.


And so on.

So commence slappage.

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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.12.10 (21:03)

^I choose P3.
Heh. Laughed at that one for a while.
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Postby isaacx » 2008.12.11 (02:37)

slappe' so hard that your face said 29*03
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.12.11 (10:10)

Slapped so hard my hand fell off o_O
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Postby jackass » 2008.12.11 (11:49)

Slaped so hard you flew to china
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.12.11 (11:55)

Slapped so hard Micheal Jordan fumbled when he tried to catch you.
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Postby jackass » 2008.12.11 (12:01)

Slapped So hard that my hand became your head and your head became my hand :(
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Postby Izzy » 2008.12.11 (12:20)

Slapped so hard you got sent to the N Contests and Highscores forum. :|
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.12.11 (12:24)

Slapped so hard that made sense.
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Postby jackass » 2008.12.11 (12:27)

Slapped so hard that my momentum made me slap off your head aswell as mine on they way back
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Postby Sniperwhere » 2008.12.11 (20:37)

Slapped so hard that you're no longer a jackass.

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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.12.11 (21:41)

Slapped so hard you turned into Richard Nixon
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Postby Erik-Player » 2008.12.11 (21:44)

Slapped so hard It took my hand a month to recover.
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Postby MattKestrel » 2008.12.11 (21:45)

Slapped so hard you go straight to Albany, New York
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Postby lookatthisisgoodatn » 2008.12.11 (21:47)

Slapped so hard you went spinning around so fast you caused a tornado.
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Postby Erik-Player » 2008.12.11 (21:48)

Slap so hard I shoot backwards to where I was before you slapped me.

Edit: this was directed at GTM.
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Postby b3njamin » 2008.12.11 (21:54)

I slapped so hard that I had to eat a cookie for the pain.


I slapped so hard, chernobyl and hirosyma looked as little butterflies with it.

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Postby Sniperwhere » 2008.12.11 (23:39)

slapped so hard that you can now lick your right ear by sticking your tongue to the left.

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Postby notsteve » 2008.12.12 (00:09)

slapped so hard you got cool
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Postby Sniperwhere » 2008.12.12 (00:10)

Slapped so hard that you do too.

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Postby Yoshimo » 2008.12.12 (01:25)

Slapped so hard you flew to N+ discussion, and became so uncool you stayed there!
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Postby sheganican » 2008.12.12 (01:41)

Slapped so hard that you was like, "WHOO SLAPPED ME?"

and then i was like, "WELL I SLAPPED YOU"

and then you was like, "WELL IT HURT"

and then i was like, "GUD, IM GLAD IT HURT"

and then you was like, "YOU SUCK"

and then i was like, "NOT FOR FREE"

and then you was like, "HAHA< YOU"RE SO FUNNY AND SMART"

and then i was like, "WELL OF COURSE"

and then you was like, "THANKS FOR SLAPPING ME< NOW I KNOW HOW AWESOME YOU ARE"

and then i was like, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH"

and then you was like, "WHAT KIND"

and then i was like, "DONT YOU CONTRADICT ME"

and then you was like, "YESSIR RIGHTAWAY SIR"

and then i was like, "DAM RIGHT" and then took your wallet.


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Postby notsteve » 2008.12.12 (02:00)

slapped you so hard you stole your wallet.
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Postby Donfuy » 2008.12.12 (02:13)

slapped so hard that the pressure I made to you, made my head explode.


Yours exploded too.
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Postby Izzy » 2008.12.12 (02:14)

Slapped so hard you became sexy.
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