http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html
i thought this was pretty hilarious. it prompts you for a name and a color, and then magically gives you a wonderful profile.
here's mine:
Name: PALEMOON
Fav. Color: blue
Your Pokéname is:
Shatmander
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and blood.
You can breathe broken glass. You can breathe jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can spit ice bolts. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can resist kippers.
Your natural enemy is Chartung.
i don't what which is more embarassing between having my name be SHATMANDER, the fact that i live off of TV dinners, or that i can 'resist' kippers.
i do like the fact that i breathe broken glass. that sounds painful for EVERYONE involved.
try it out! post your original guys here! make a new pokedex? hell yeah!
Pokename Generator
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- Moderator
- Posts: 941
- Joined: 2008.09.29 (04:32)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/PALEMOON Bad Thread
- MBTI Type: ISTP
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- Antonio Banderas
- Posts: 1703
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (13:56)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: port
Polibar
Profile
You live in the hills of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, Cherry Garcia and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat electricity. You can spit hot death. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have goassamer wings. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moofu.
That's pretty accurate. I love cows.
Profile
You live in the hills of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, Cherry Garcia and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat electricity. You can spit hot death. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have goassamer wings. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moofu.
That's pretty accurate. I love cows.
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- Member
- Posts: 26
- Joined: 2008.11.23 (18:24)
My username
Bertmander
Profile
You live in the hills of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe rocks. You can shoot hot death. You can spit salt spikes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotung.
My real name
Flarorb
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.
Bertmander
Profile
You live in the hills of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe rocks. You can shoot hot death. You can spit salt spikes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotung.
My real name
Flarorb
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.
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- Member
- Posts: 26
- Joined: 2008.11.23 (18:24)
My username
Bertmander
Profile
You live in the hills of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe rocks. You can shoot hot death. You can spit salt spikes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotung.
My real name
Flarorb
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.
Bertmander
Profile
You live in the hills of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe rocks. You can shoot hot death. You can spit salt spikes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotung.
My real name
Flarorb
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.
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- Phei Phei Pho Phum
- Posts: 1456
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (12:28)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Pheidippides
- MBTI Type: ISFJ
- Location: New Jersey
(Pheidippides + Blue)
Your Pokéname is:
Starrina
Profile
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, bats and green tea.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist poison. You have a fear of sledgehammers. You have scaly skin. You can swim in lava. You have bionic implants.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickimon.
Also, if I change Blue to DarkBlue, it comes up as Eevee. o,o
Your Pokéname is:
Starrina
Profile
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, bats and green tea.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist poison. You have a fear of sledgehammers. You have scaly skin. You can swim in lava. You have bionic implants.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickimon.
Also, if I change Blue to DarkBlue, it comes up as Eevee. o,o
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- Cross-Galactic Train Conducter
- Posts: 2354
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (00:31)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/T3chno
- MBTI Type: ENTJ
- Location: foam hands
- Contact:
Your Pokéname is:
Starpuff
Profile
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of grass, Cherry Garcia and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of rocks. You can shoot jet fuel. You can puke maple syrup. You can spit sand. You can throw lightning bolts. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe lava. You can walk on air. You have bionic implants.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickipit.
(Dhaman + Midnight Blue)
Starpuff
Profile
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of grass, Cherry Garcia and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of rocks. You can shoot jet fuel. You can puke maple syrup. You can spit sand. You can throw lightning bolts. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe lava. You can walk on air. You have bionic implants.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickipit.
(Dhaman + Midnight Blue)
Last edited by T3chno on 2008.12.13 (01:02), edited 1 time in total.
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- Hawaii Five-Oh
- Posts: 921
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:49)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/condog_111
- MBTI Type: ISTJ
- Location: Melbourne-ish
Cornface + Blue
Lickichu
Profile
You live in the oceans of South America, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, fruits and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can float in Mr. PiBB. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can swim in water. You can resist sledgehammers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Starwhirl
Tavis + Orange
Profile
You live in the oceans of South America, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, fruits and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can float in Mr. PiBB. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can swim in water. You can resist sledgehammers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Starwhirl
Voltbra
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, fruits and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have spikes running down your back. You can breathe fire. You can puke acid. You have a force field. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You have a magic chest of hats. You have a cell phone. You can swim in poison. You can throw nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chuwad
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, fruits and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have spikes running down your back. You can breathe fire. You can puke acid. You have a force field. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You have a magic chest of hats. You have a cell phone. You can swim in poison. You can throw nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chuwad
Ice Climbers are awesome. Deal with it.
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- The 700 Club
- Posts: 743
- Joined: 2008.09.30 (07:37)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/jackass77
- MBTI Type: ESFJ
- Location: Australia
Jackass+Green = Mewbra
Profile
You live in the lakes of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, garbage and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a box of LPs. You have mallets for hands. You can shoot poison. You have ten-inch claws. You have shiny red platform shoes. You can eat jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporwad.
Profile
You live in the lakes of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, garbage and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a box of LPs. You have mallets for hands. You can shoot poison. You have ten-inch claws. You have shiny red platform shoes. You can eat jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporwad.
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- http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Planet_Apes-lawgiver-statue.jpg
- Posts: 514
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (19:13)
- MBTI Type: ISTJ
Your Pokéname is: Chubra
Profile -- You live in the veldts of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, daisies and beer.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) -- You have a winning smile. You can puke jet fuel. You have mafia connections. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies -- Your natural enemy is Voltwad.
Shatmander is pretty funny ^_^
Profile -- You live in the veldts of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, daisies and beer.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) -- You have a winning smile. You can puke jet fuel. You have mafia connections. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies -- Your natural enemy is Voltwad.
Shatmander is pretty funny ^_^
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- Legacy Elite
- Posts: 327
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (14:55)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/TheAdster Check 'em out! =D
- MBTI Type: ESTJ
- Location: Southampton Uni. (euch), England.
Your Pokéname is:
Vaporzard
Profile:
You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can swim in Mr. PiBB. You can float in water. You can shoot sledgehammers. You have interchangeable body parts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewrider.
Vaporzard
Profile:
You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can swim in Mr. PiBB. You can float in water. You can shoot sledgehammers. You have interchangeable body parts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewrider.
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- Spoil-Sport
- Posts: 659
- Joined: 2008.11.02 (23:40)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/eganic
- MBTI Type: ENFP
THUMPITYCRUMPITY
navy blue
Your Pokéname is:
Locow
Profile:
You live in the grasslands of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, bats and tea.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot hot death. You have a box of LPs. You have a fear of maple syrup. You can breathe rocks. You can drink poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can eat broken glass.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtwo.
you better not make me angry or i'll shoot hot death at you.
navy blue
Your Pokéname is:
Locow
Profile:
You live in the grasslands of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, bats and tea.
Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot hot death. You have a box of LPs. You have a fear of maple syrup. You can breathe rocks. You can drink poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can eat broken glass.
Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtwo.
you better not make me angry or i'll shoot hot death at you.
and so it goes, and so it goes, and so will you soon i suppose.
- Billy Joel
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- Phei Phei Pho Phum
- Posts: 1456
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (12:28)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Pheidippides
- MBTI Type: ISFJ
- Location: New Jersey
Pheidippides wrote:You have a fear of sledgehammers.
Looks like Ad would score a super-effective hit against me. O,oAd. wrote:You can shoot sledgehammers.
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- Depressing
- Posts: 1989
- Joined: 2008.09.28 (01:10)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero
- Steam: www.steamcommunity.com/id/universezero/
- MBTI Type: ENTJ
- Location: The City of Sails, The Land of the Long White Cloud
- Contact:
Your Pokéname is:
Voltmander
Profile
You live in the grasslands of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and
tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can spit sledgehammers. You can
breathe poison. You can puke fire. You have bionic implants. You have intimate
knowledge of kung fu. You can puke rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chutung.
Voltmander
Profile
You live in the grasslands of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and
tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can spit sledgehammers. You can
breathe poison. You can puke fire. You have bionic implants. You have intimate
knowledge of kung fu. You can puke rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chutung.
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- Albany, New York
- Posts: 519
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (21:14)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/bufar
- MBTI Type: ISTP
Snakebar (bufar+green)
You live in the valleys of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, berries and wine.
You can resist sledgehammers. You can puke fire. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can float in jet fuel. You have ten-inch claws. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can walk on water. You can puke poison. You have uncanny instinct.
Your natural enemy is Clefu.
You live in the valleys of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, berries and wine.
You can resist sledgehammers. You can puke fire. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can float in jet fuel. You have ten-inch claws. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can walk on water. You can puke poison. You have uncanny instinct.
Your natural enemy is Clefu.
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- Boeing Boeing Bone!
- Posts: 760
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:45)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Riobe
- MBTI Type: ISFJ
- Location: Massachusetts
"Riobe"
Lobra
Profile
You live in the snowy mountains of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in air. You can breathe fire. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw wind. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid. You can throw lava. You can breathe hot death. You can resist broken glass.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Drowwad.
Lobra
Profile
You live in the snowy mountains of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in air. You can breathe fire. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw wind. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid. You can throw lava. You can breathe hot death. You can resist broken glass.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Drowwad.
"Aaron"
Snakerider
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, rocks and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have shiny red platform shoes. You can puke hot death. You can shoot nunchucks. You can eat bricks. You can drink water. You can shoot granola. You have a song in your heart. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Clezard.
Orange for both.Snakerider
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, rocks and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have shiny red platform shoes. You can puke hot death. You can shoot nunchucks. You can eat bricks. You can drink water. You can shoot granola. You have a song in your heart. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Clezard.
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- Admin
- Posts: 2332
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (16:53)
- NUMA Profile: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera :3
- Steam: www.steamcommunity.com/id/
- MBTI Type: INTJ
- Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Mat + green = Flarwad!
Your Pokéname is:
Flarwad
Profile
You live in the meadows of Prince Edward Island, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, fruits and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe bricks. You can puke acid. You can eat maple syrup. You have cool shades. You have a box of LPs. You can spit wind.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foobra.
<3 meatballs, maple syrup, and cool shades. and I spit wind!
Your Pokéname is:
Flarwad
Profile
You live in the meadows of Prince Edward Island, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, fruits and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe bricks. You can puke acid. You can eat maple syrup. You have cool shades. You have a box of LPs. You can spit wind.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foobra.
<3 meatballs, maple syrup, and cool shades. and I spit wind!
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- The 700 Club
- Posts: 743
- Joined: 2008.09.30 (07:37)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/jackass77
- MBTI Type: ESFJ
- Location: Australia
This is what i got when doing my real name - Jack+GreenPALEMOON wrote:http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html
i thought this was pretty hilarious. it prompts you for a name and a color, and then magically gives you a wonderful profile.
here's mine:
Name: PALEMOON
Fav. Color: blue
Your Pokéname is:
Shatmander
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and blood.
You can breathe broken glass. You can breathe jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can spit ice bolts. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can resist kippers.
Your natural enemy is Chartung.
i don't what which is more embarassing between having my name be SHATMANDER, the fact that i live off of TV dinners, or that i can 'resist' kippers.
i do like the fact that i breathe broken glass. that sounds painful for EVERYONE involved.
try it out! post your original guys here! make a new pokedex? hell yeah!
Your Pokéname is:
Squirmon
Profile
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You can breathe jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can spit ice bolts. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can resist kippers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humrina.
Much Of a Similarity with Palemoon's ... I think so. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME EXEPT FOR THE NAME!
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- I Don't Have a Custom Title... ;_;
- Posts: 277
- Joined: 2008.09.27 (03:15)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/romaniac
- MBTI Type: ISTP
- Location: New Zealand
Shatwad
Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, Cherry Garcia and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You can breathe hot death. You can resist lightning bolts. You have a winning smile. You can shoot evil glances.
Shatwad? what the hell is a Shatwad
Profile
You live in the searing volcanoes of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, Cherry Garcia and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You can breathe hot death. You can resist lightning bolts. You have a winning smile. You can shoot evil glances.
Shatwad? what the hell is a Shatwad
peking^
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- Life Time Achievement Award
- Posts: 262
- Joined: 2008.10.01 (00:38)
Real Name:
Flarrino
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, Cherry Garcia and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on maple syrup. You can breathe lava. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can throw bricks. You have a cell phone. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can puke Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foovee.
Username:
Chufu
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, wolves and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat lava. You can spit wind. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw hot death. You can walk on poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe fire. You have cool shades. You can resist force bolts. You can throw Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Voltbar.
Personally, I like the second one more.
Flarrino
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, Cherry Garcia and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on maple syrup. You can breathe lava. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can throw bricks. You have a cell phone. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can puke Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foovee.
Username:
Chufu
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, wolves and industrial runoff.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat lava. You can spit wind. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw hot death. You can walk on poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe fire. You have cool shades. You can resist force bolts. You can throw Dr. Pepper.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Voltbar.
Personally, I like the second one more.
And an extra one!
Anglebert Humperdink (That's a real name)
Periwinkle
Koyu
Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, garbage and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit lava. You can shoot hot death. You have a discoball. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can shoot tahini. You can resist sand. You can spit ice bolts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertlock.
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- Ice Cold
- Posts: 202
- Joined: 2008.11.13 (01:18)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster
- Location: East Dakota aka the West Coast of Mongolia
- Contact:
Shatnerd
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, cows and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit kippers. You can puke rocks. You can swim in air. You can eat acid. You have a box of LPs. You can swim in water. You have a fear of bricks. You can shoot lava. You can swim in poison. You can spit nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chareon.
as a side note; do a lot of these have "shat" or "char" or what
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, cows and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit kippers. You can puke rocks. You can swim in air. You can eat acid. You have a box of LPs. You can swim in water. You have a fear of bricks. You can shoot lava. You can swim in poison. You can spit nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chareon.
as a side note; do a lot of these have "shat" or "char" or what
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
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Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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- Yet Another Harshad
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Your Pokéname is:
Charyu
Profile
You live in the lakes of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of rocks. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can breathe electricity. You can walk on water. You have a fear of jet fuel. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of maple syrup. You have propellors.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatlock.
THis got everything about me wrong. I love rocks, hate everything in my diet, and wiat, i have PROPELLORS!!!
I think thats spelt wrong
Charyu
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You live in the lakes of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of rocks. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can breathe electricity. You can walk on water. You have a fear of jet fuel. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of maple syrup. You have propellors.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatlock.
THis got everything about me wrong. I love rocks, hate everything in my diet, and wiat, i have PROPELLORS!!!
I think thats spelt wrong
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- Walking on Broken Glass
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Starbra
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You live in the humid rainforests of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of bats, insects and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe hot death. You can throw fire. You can eat jet fuel. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can resist Mr. PiBB. You can puke rocks. You can puke iron filings.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickiwad.
Go back!
Starbra
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of bats, insects and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe hot death. You can throw fire. You can eat jet fuel. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can resist Mr. PiBB. You can puke rocks. You can puke iron filings.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickiwad.
Go back!
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare
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- Couldn't Run a Tournament for all the Iced-Coffees in China
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Humzard
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You live in the savannahs of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, bats and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can shoot jet fuel. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can shoot nunchucks. You have a fear of acid. You can breathe bricks.
Dr Peppers is my diet and fear???
Humzard
Profile
You live in the savannahs of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, bats and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can shoot jet fuel. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can shoot nunchucks. You have a fear of acid. You can breathe bricks.
Dr Peppers is my diet and fear???
Thanks to UniverseZero for the awesome sig!
Sprites!
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- Slice of Wisdom
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You have mafia connections.
hahahaha
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- It Must've Been Love
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now, i've got to keep this on my bookmarks, mine is cool
(wumbla + yellow)
Your Pokéname is:
Cleser
Here's a funny one
(wumbla + yellow)
Your Pokéname is:
Cleser
Profile
Characteristics
You live in the blazing deserts of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, garbage and beer.
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat acid. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can shoot poison. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can breathe iron filings. You can float in maple syrup. You can shoot salt spikes. You can spit fire. You can resist slime. You can shoot granola. [/spoiler
Natural Enemies
I thought it was cool how I can shoot poison, puke most soft drinks and spit fireYour natural enemy is Snakewad
Here's a funny one
here
Your Pokéname is:
Shatbra
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You live in the meadows of your mom's house, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, rocks and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have propellors. You can spit hot death. You have a fear of kippers. You can throw poison. You can resist lightning bolts. You can shoot force bolts. You have a winning smile.
eganic wrote:I WUMBLA
YOU WUMBLA
HE SHE ME
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