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i thought this was pretty hilarious. it prompts you for a name and a color, and then magically gives you a wonderful profile.
here's mine:

Name: PALEMOON
Fav. Color: blue

Your Pokéname is:

Shatmander

You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and blood.

You can breathe broken glass. You can breathe jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can spit ice bolts. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can resist kippers.

Your natural enemy is Chartung.

i don't what which is more embarassing between having my name be SHATMANDER, the fact that i live off of TV dinners, or that i can 'resist' kippers.

i do like the fact that i breathe broken glass. that sounds painful for EVERYONE involved.

try it out! post your original guys here! make a new pokedex? hell yeah!

Polibar
Profile
You live in the hills of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, Cherry Garcia and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat electricity. You can spit hot death. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have goassamer wings. You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moofu.

That's pretty accurate. I love cows.

My username

Bertmander
Profile
You live in the hills of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe rocks. You can shoot hot death. You can spit salt spikes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotung.

My real name

Flarorb
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.

My username

Bertmander
Profile
You live in the hills of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of bats, donuts and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot cosmic energy bolts. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe rocks. You can shoot hot death. You can spit salt spikes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Kotung.

My real name

Flarorb
Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footle.

(Pheidippides + Blue)

Your Pokéname is:
Starrina

Profile
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, bats and green tea.

Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)

You can resist poison. You have a fear of sledgehammers. You have scaly skin. You can swim in lava. You have bionic implants.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickimon.

Also, if I change Blue to DarkBlue, it comes up as Eevee. o,o

Your Pokéname is:
Starpuff
Profile
You live in the rivers of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of grass, Cherry Garcia and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of rocks. You can shoot jet fuel. You can puke maple syrup. You can spit sand. You can throw lightning bolts. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe lava. You can walk on air. You have bionic implants.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickipit.

(Dhaman + Midnight Blue)

Cornface + Blue

Lickichu
Profile
You live in the oceans of South America, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, fruits and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can float in Mr. PiBB. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can swim in water. You can resist sledgehammers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Starwhirl

Tavis + Orange

Voltbra
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Chile, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, fruits and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have spikes running down your back. You can breathe fire. You can puke acid. You have a force field. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You have a magic chest of hats. You have a cell phone. You can swim in poison. You can throw nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chuwad

Jackass+Green = Mewbra
Profile

You live in the lakes of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, garbage and nectar.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a box of LPs. You have mallets for hands. You can shoot poison. You have ten-inch claws. You have shiny red platform shoes. You can eat jet fuel.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Vaporwad.

Your Pokéname is: Chubra
Profile -- You live in the veldts of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, daisies and beer.
Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) -- You have a winning smile. You can puke jet fuel. You have mafia connections. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies -- Your natural enemy is Voltwad.

Shatmander is pretty funny ^_^

Your Pokéname is:

Vaporzard

Profile:

You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can swim in Mr. PiBB. You can float in water. You can shoot sledgehammers. You have interchangeable body parts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewrider.

THUMPITYCRUMPITY
navy blue

Your Pokéname is:
Locow

Profile:
You live in the grasslands of Botswana, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, bats and tea.

Characteristics:
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot hot death. You have a box of LPs. You have a fear of maple syrup. You can breathe rocks. You can drink poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can eat broken glass.

Natural Enemies:
Your natural enemy is Drowtwo.

you better not make me angry or i'll shoot hot death at you.

Pheidippides wrote:You have a fear of sledgehammers.

Ad. wrote:You can shoot sledgehammers.

Looks like Ad would score a super-effective hit against me. O,o

Your Pokéname is:

Voltmander

Profile

You live in the grasslands of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and
tea.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)

You can eat broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can spit sledgehammers. You can
breathe poison. You can puke fire. You have bionic implants. You have intimate
knowledge of kung fu. You can puke rocks.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Chutung.

Snakebar (bufar+green)
You live in the valleys of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, berries and wine.
You can resist sledgehammers. You can puke fire. You have a sequined jumpsuit. You can float in jet fuel. You have ten-inch claws. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can walk on water. You can puke poison. You have uncanny instinct.
Your natural enemy is Clefu.

"Riobe"

Lobra
Profile
You live in the snowy mountains of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, small rodents and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in air. You can breathe fire. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw wind. You can spit sledgehammers. You can throw acid. You can throw lava. You can breathe hot death. You can resist broken glass.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Drowwad.

"Aaron"

Snakerider
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, rocks and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You have shiny red platform shoes. You can puke hot death. You can shoot nunchucks. You can eat bricks. You can drink water. You can shoot granola. You have a song in your heart. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Clezard.

Orange for both.

Mat + green = Flarwad!

Your Pokéname is:
Flarwad
Profile
You live in the meadows of Prince Edward Island, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, fruits and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe bricks. You can puke acid. You can eat maple syrup. You have cool shades. You have a box of LPs. You can spit wind.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foobra.

<3 meatballs, maple syrup, and cool shades. and I spit wind!

PALEMOON wrote:http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html

i thought this was pretty hilarious. it prompts you for a name and a color, and then magically gives you a wonderful profile.
here's mine:

Name: PALEMOON
Fav. Color: blue

Your Pokéname is:

Shatmander

You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and blood.

You can breathe broken glass. You can breathe jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can spit ice bolts. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can resist kippers.

Your natural enemy is Chartung.

i don't what which is more embarassing between having my name be SHATMANDER, the fact that i live off of TV dinners, or that i can 'resist' kippers.

i do like the fact that i breathe broken glass. that sounds painful for EVERYONE involved.

try it out! post your original guys here! make a new pokedex? hell yeah!

This is what i got when doing my real name - Jack+Green

Your Pokéname is:
Squirmon
Profile
You live in the lakes of Southeast Asia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe broken glass. You can breathe jet fuel. You can spit Mr. PiBB. You can spit ice bolts. You can swim in Dr. Pepper. You can resist kippers.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Humrina.

Much Of a Similarity with Palemoon's ... I think so. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME EXEPT FOR THE NAME!
THIS IS RIGGED

Shatwad

Profile

You live in the searing volcanoes of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, Cherry Garcia and water.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You can breathe hot death. You can resist lightning bolts. You have a winning smile. You can shoot evil glances.

Shatwad? what the hell is a Shatwad

Real Name:

Flarrino

Profile
You live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, Cherry Garcia and blood.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on maple syrup. You can breathe lava. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can throw bricks. You have a cell phone. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can puke Dr. Pepper.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Foovee.

Username:

Chufu

Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Antarctica, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, wolves and industrial runoff.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat lava. You can spit wind. You have a magic chest of hats. You can throw hot death. You can walk on poison. You have uncanny instinct. You can breathe fire. You have cool shades. You can resist force bolts. You can throw Dr. Pepper.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Voltbar.

Personally, I like the second one more.

And an extra one!

Anglebert Humperdink (That's a real name)
Periwinkle

Koyu

Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, garbage and green tea.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit lava. You can shoot hot death. You have a discoball. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can shoot tahini. You can resist sand. You can spit ice bolts.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertlock.

Shatnerd
Profile
You live in the icy glaciers of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, cows and nectar.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit kippers. You can puke rocks. You can swim in air. You can eat acid. You have a box of LPs. You can swim in water. You have a fear of bricks. You can shoot lava. You can swim in poison. You can spit nunchucks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Chareon.

as a side note; do a lot of these have "shat" or "char" or what

Your Pokéname is:
Charyu
Profile
You live in the lakes of Canada, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, cows and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of rocks. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You can breathe electricity. You can walk on water. You have a fear of jet fuel. You have scaly skin. You have a fear of maple syrup. You have propellors.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Shatlock.

THis got everything about me wrong. I love rocks, hate everything in my diet, and wiat, i have PROPELLORS!!!

I think thats spelt wrong

Your Pokéname is:
Starbra
Profile
You live in the humid rainforests of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of bats, insects and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe hot death. You can throw fire. You can eat jet fuel. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can resist Mr. PiBB. You can puke rocks. You can puke iron filings.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickiwad.
Go back!

Your Pokéname is:
Humzard
Profile
You live in the savannahs of France, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, bats and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can shoot jet fuel. You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can shoot nunchucks. You have a fear of acid. You can breathe bricks.

Dr Peppers is my diet and fear???

You have mafia connections.

hahahaha

now, i've got to keep this on my bookmarks, mine is cool

(wumbla + yellow)

Your Pokéname is:
Cleser

Profile

You live in the blazing deserts of Bali, and your diet consists mostly of small rodents, garbage and beer.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You can eat acid. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can shoot poison. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can breathe iron filings. You can float in maple syrup. You can shoot salt spikes. You can spit fire. You can resist slime. You can shoot granola. [/spoiler

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Snakewad

I thought it was cool how I can shoot poison, puke most soft drinks and spit fire

Here's a funny one

here

Your Pokéname is:
Shatbra
Profile
You live in the meadows of your mom's house, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, rocks and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have propellors. You can spit hot death. You have a fear of kippers. You can throw poison. You can resist lightning bolts. You can shoot force bolts. You have a winning smile.

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