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The name of the game is... excuses, duh. Basically, I come up with an event, and you have to come up with an excuse for not being able to do it. Then you come up with a new event, and the process continues.

Or... post a quality about yourself, and the next poster comes up with an excuse as to why you have that quality.

I'll start.

Get into a highscoring war over The Crazy Miner with me?

I'm pretty rusty at n right now...



(sidenote: I'm now starting to play n, so that's kinda of true/false)


A war of time spent in the toilet, crapping?

Pass, there's no loo roll.

Assassinate Sarah Palin?

Bah, I don't like to kill people with glasses. But if you said "Let's put some pain on Palin, HIPHIPWOAAAH!" I would go for sure.


Wanna join me on eating these choco cookies and some coke in a freakin comfortable... desk?

Sorry, but I think I had too much Egg Nog. X/

Want to accompany me in an Egg Nog drink off?

Would, but I hear the lag's terrible when you do it co-op online.

Accept this $1,000,000 check.

I can't... I really can't... I know how much that money means to you... you need it... don't be generous just to show that you're not in bankrupcy... we're friends you know? you can trust me...


What about some crackers+moon+pool+COKE? To help you forget your situation?

Sorry, I've got worms.

Wanna go play football?

I would, but i sprained my ankle yesterday fighting off hoards of giant gorillas.

Up for a game of Chocolate Paintball?

No, I just can't stand to see all that chocolate go to waste.

Hey, mind typing out a sentence and then posting it onto this game? Please?

Sorry at the moment I'm a little occup - wait. Dammit.

Would you like a mint?

I would, but I'm allergic to everything starting with "M".


Hey, wanna play TF2?

Wanna impersonate Evil_Sire with me?

I would, but if you make a face at somebody it'll stay that way, and i sure as hell dont wanna be Evil_Sire all my life!

Hey pal, you wanna have me pay for you to go on an all-expense-paid week-long trip to Hawaii? Megan Fox will be there..

sorry, i also have the 'allergic to anything beggining with the letter M' allergy.
(megan fox)


wanna shave your eybrows with me?

OK :D

Wanna shave your eyebrows with us?

Yes. Let us shave all of our eyebrows.

Crap, this game really isnt panning out. For the sake of the thread, I must refuse.

Want to come up with an excuse for not reading this statement?

No sorry, my back is itching.

Want to scratch it?

Oh noes! I just cut my nails!

I'm sorry, I really am =(.


Want to go on a ride to Venus?

sorry, but I only have an Uranus

Want to collab?

that made me laugh ^^


I'm not a good mapper (I never was and never will be).

Excuse as to why you arent a good mapper: Because you cant be bothered.

See first post for details.

Wanna play Guitar Hero on co-op?

no thanks I don't have contagious leukemia (like Duddits from Dreamcatcher)

wanna jump off a bridge?

No, I have my anti-gravity boots on.

Would you like to see a random hot woman naked?

No, no. Good God, no. I LOVES THE COCK.

Let's go skiing! =D =D =D