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not inappropriate jokes. bad jokes (funny yet cheesey)
after every five jokes, a member changes the theme with another themed joke. all consecutive jokes must follow that theme.
actually, i'll make this a contest. you have a theme given by the previous winner.
write the best bad joke you can think of, and submit it. you have 24 hours. after that, the previous winner judges the best joke. please be impartial and appropriate. you may submit a bad joke if you're a judge, but it cannot win. you may not use other peoples jokes, or claim them as your own
i'll start the theme: night

previous winners:
night: pending...

If it's not night what is it? Night!

why dont vampires play poker?
because they get too nervous when the steaks stakes get raised!

*applause*

This looks fun.

Why did the day become king?

Because people didn't want him to be a knight.