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Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (19:17)
by MattKestrel
I start a well-known proverb, you end it in the funniest way possible. Rinse and repeat. Simple.
Where there's smoke, there's...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (19:39)
by MattKestrel
Kills the worms inside.
When you lie down with dogs...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (19:44)
by Rose
they have to be female.
Treat others...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (19:50)
by MattKestrel
As you would treat rabies.
Don't count your chickens...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (21:28)
by Rose
means that it was broken.
Early to bed and early to rise...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (21:38)
by MattKestrel
Makes you a mailman.
Better to be safe...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.26 (21:41)
by Rose
than a celebrity.
An eye for an eye...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (00:04)
by Sithmaster
...thinks the customer is always wrong
When in Rome...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (04:51)
by BNW
...start using human.
Under the sun...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (05:06)
by aids
and up to the stars.best thread ever!!
Revenge is a dish...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (05:18)
by Kablamo
... best served with chups, bro
if all else fails...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (05:25)
by aids
don't cheat off of them.
All fair in...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (05:29)
by Kablamo
... and out
Curiosity killed...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (05:42)
by aids
itself because it was suicidal.
Every dog has...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (12:44)
by Rose
isn't sick.
Slow and steady...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (13:53)
by Pixon
Makes you fat.
Sticks and stones will break my bones...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (13:58)
by Spawn of Yanni
... :(
Many hands make...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (14:21)
by Tanner
... much shirk.
A rolling stone...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (15:05)
by Rose
is better than a kidney stone.
Where there's a will...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (16:27)
by MattKestrel
...there's a funeral.
A bird in the hand is worth...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (16:29)
by 29403
1p.
The early bird...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (17:57)
by otters~1
...is really, really hungover.
All's well that....
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (21:12)
by MattKestrel
Spoils the broth. *think about it ;)*
No man is a...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (21:33)
by Rose
woman.
Don't throw out the baby...
Re: Unorthodox Proverbs
Posted: 2009.01.27 (22:04)
by Kablamo
... Broken condom
dont count your chickens...