Postby Snuggletummy » 2008.10.03 (00:35)
Well, you're a wizard correct? Cast a spell onto the Axe so that when you spray it onto yourself, you turn into a chocolate man. I think we all know what'll happen then. Maybe use Mage hand onto the guy next to you (If there is one, if not, then ignore this) to make it seem like he is hitting on her/annoying her. Suddenly, you then step in, beat the guy up, she loves you, and you're the hero!
Cracked.com wrote:All video-game characters are in fact made of cotton candy. This theory, and only this theory, can explain the cat-like hydrophobia shared universally by their kind. How else are we to believe that Frogger, a frog, is killed instantly on contact with water?