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Finn Swift wrote: Level: 1.
Class: Mage.

:: Stats ::
Face: 3.
Physique: 1.
Ass: 2.
Voice: 3.
Wit: 2.
Charm: 1.
Knowledge: 3.
Balls: 1.

:: Spells ::
Hide from undead.
Divine MBTI type.
True seeing.
Magic missile.
Divine cup size.
Know alignment.
Snake's tongue.
Divine asslore.
Voice of the titan.
Mordenkainen's lucubration.

:: Items ::
Liquid Balls.
The Periapt of Proof Against Golems.

What do I do?

You met her on CraigsList and you're taking her at face value!?
Excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, and while in the stall cast True Seeing and Know Alignment. Come back out with a hand on your Periapt of Proof Against Golems.

Slip your liquid balls into her drink.

With hair like that, something's not right. Hide from undead.

Tsukatu wrote:Excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, and while in the stall cast True Seeing and Know Alignment. Come back out with a hand on your Periapt of Proof Against Golems.

I didn't say brandish the goddamned thing!
Alright, well, it looks horrific enough to be a monster, so... pretend it's some kind of monster that you've vanquished.
It's a long shot, but it's the best I've got right now.
...there's always stalking, anyway.

Magic missle! She has seen too much.

Quote wrote:Magic missle! She has seen too much.

Will Finn get lucky on his next date? You decide! In the next installment of WIZARD DATE!!!

The graphics for this are fucking WICKED.

I'm looking forward to the next installment.

Wahahahahah. Classy. I've always wanted Wizard Date back again.

I'd like to make the request for Sleep Modifiers, where what players have caused Finn to do during the day effects his sleep for the night and may either add or subtract from his attributes, of which he will have to make up for in one way or another for the following day.

I like it, when can another "date" start? We gotta get this guy a girl!

Finn Swift wrote:Level: 1.
Class: Mage.

:: Stats ::
Face: 3.
Physique: 1.
Ass: 2.
Voice: 3.
Wit: 2.
Charm: 1 (2, with Axe).
Knowledge: 3.
Balls: 1.

:: Spells ::
Hide from undead.
Divine MBTI type.
True seeing.
Mage hand.
Divine cup size.
Know alignment.
Snake's tongue.
Divine asslore.
Voice of the titan.
Mordenkainen's lucubration.

:: Items ::
Liquid Balls.
Axe. (equipped)
iPod Shuffle.

DIVINE CUP SIZE!

Let's not get too serious here too quickly. No spells. Just ask her what she's reading.

Introduce yourself using the iPod shuffle as a term of conversation. Hopefully it might work out.

If she makes conversation, find a good time to go to the bathroom, and apply the Axe to yourself. Not so much as to get her nauseous, though.

Well, you're a wizard correct? Cast a spell onto the Axe so that when you spray it onto yourself, you turn into a chocolate man. I think we all know what'll happen then. Maybe use Mage hand onto the guy next to you (If there is one, if not, then ignore this) to make it seem like he is hitting on her/annoying her. Suddenly, you then step in, beat the guy up, she loves you, and you're the hero!

Equip iPod Shuffle, cast Voice of the Titan on yourself, and sing "The Warrior". You can tell by this chick's face that she digs Scandal.

Remove your ax, and question her of her experience with liquid balls.

Play it cool for now, maybe smile at her, but don't strike up a conversation just yet. Wait for someone to wander by - and make sure they're scrawny - and use Mage Hand on her ass from his side so she thinks he grabbed her ass. Come to her rescue by knocking the dude out (maybe Axe him in the eyes if you need to), and then introduce yourself.
Chicks dig chivalry. Especially the slutty ones.

Bigblargh wrote:Let's not get too serious here too quickly. No spells. Just ask her what she's reading.

What do I do next?

Equip your ax, use your charm spell with your bonus point thus giving 2.

Go in for the smooch, and hope for the best.

Oh man, you don't want to misspeak. Let the music do the talking. Ask her if she wants to listen to the next track on your iPod shuffle which, conveniently, gives you no control over what song will actually play.

LittleViking wrote:Oh man, you don't want to misspeak. Let the music do the talking. Ask her if she wants to listen to the next track on your iPod shuffle which, conveniently, gives you no control over what song will actually play.

Oh shit. That one's nice.